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The Department of Homeland Security will soon be using a laser at airports that can detect everything about you from over 160-feet away.

Gizmodo reports a scanner that could read people at the molecular level has been invented. This laser-based scanner – which can be used 164-feet away — could read everything from a person’s adrenaline levels, to traces of gun powder on a person’s clothes, to illegal substances — and it can all be done without a physical search. It also could be used on multiple people at a time, eliminating random searches at airports.

The laser-based scanner is expected to be used in airports as soon as 2013, Gizmodo reports.

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It just gets crazier and crazier
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wow, amazing.
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Maybe they just want to catch people that have just eaten someone's face? LOL!
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OR...I could fart and they could tell what I had for dinner...

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If you smoke a blunt on way to airport or take a bump of your drug of choice, you better be sketched out!!! Don't wipe hands on your shirt! Don't panic!
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Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away...
That's pretty badass.
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That's pretty badass.
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imagine the doom when they discover everything scanned by these scanners will die within a year.





ahhhahhhahhh
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bump
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they REALLY don't like the 4th amendment do they?!
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Maybe they just want to catch people that have just eaten someone's face? LOL!
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wow...that is fucking amazing.
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Only a matter of time before this is installed in the lobby of your employer, on the freeway, in every government facility...
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Another pointless technological invention that does nothing to aid humanity. Thanks Military-Industrial-Complex!
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That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy.
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The I-phone 6 will have this ability as well.
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My brownie practical joke would be the best thing to eat before going to the airport if they can see it.

Make a pan of brownies of the gooey kind. Roll them in your hands until they look like small dog turds. Swallow them whole. Leave some brownie residue on your hands and face.

Bet you could get through security quicker. LOL

I use to make these for ex, when he was being a butthead and serve them up on a plate. LOL
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Another pointless technological invention that does nothing to aid humanity. Thanks Military-Industrial-Complex!
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Actually I would greatly prefer this to a patdown. In fact, I'd also prefer this to the nudy-scan.
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That's pretty badass.
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imagine the doom when they discover everything scanned by these scanners will die within a year.





ahhhahhhahhh
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Stay home or drive to your destination.
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They truly need to think of ways to bring that money in don't they?

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What would happen if I glued Fritos to the inside of my shirt?
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What would happen if I glued Fritos to the inside of my shirt?
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The Department of Homeland Security will soon be using a laser at airports that can detect everything about you from over 160-feet away.

Gizmodo reports a scanner that could read people at the molecular level has been invented. This laser-based scanner – which can be used 164-feet away — could read everything from a person’s adrenaline levels, to traces of gun powder on a person’s clothes, to illegal substances — and it can all be done without a physical search. It also could be used on multiple people at a time, eliminating random searches at airports.

The laser-based scanner is expected to be used in airports as soon as 2013, Gizmodo reports.

[link to washington.cbslocal.com]
 Quoting: Doom Lover


They can use this technology for predictive turd burgeling. Point and shoot poop predictions.
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Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away...
That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy.
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share the wealth...
just take some gunpowder with you and dump it out at the entrance, colonoscopy free for all!
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That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy.
 Quoting: Astromut


share the wealth...
just take some gunpowder with you and dump it out at the entrance, colonoscopy free for all!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554016


LOL! That's terrible. Though I think it'd be more effective to let some accidentally fall out of your back pocket and smear it around as you sit on various seats around the lobby and food courts...
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That's pretty concerning. To detect properties at the molecular level with lasers, you need a very short wavelength. More ionizing radiation for the masses.
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Gun powder is not illegal. wtf
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Why does everything always have to be about the USA? I am sure the UK has created neat stuff or even Canada or Mexico. Why does it seem like all the inventions happen in the USA?
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Gun powder is not illegal. wtf
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No, it's not, but if they find traces of it on you then they're going to search really hard for any explosives you might be carrying. Hence the free colonoscopy.
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