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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
TheItalian
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07/11/2012 06:26 PM
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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2012 06:27 PM
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i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce?
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07/11/2012 06:28 PM
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i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce?
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me too
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07/11/2012 06:29 PM
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I like some cheddar cheese on my pizza. It is rather acceptable.
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07/11/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680



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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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07/11/2012 06:32 PM
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most are so doped up on anti-depressants that they don't care.
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07/11/2012 06:36 PM
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Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel!
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07/11/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
I thought Ike Turner was dead?
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07/11/2012 06:38 PM
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Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel on your way to buy chedder cheese!
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07/11/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
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07/11/2012 06:44 PM
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O.M.G. an entire site dedicated to making pizza, i think i found heaven.
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07/11/2012 06:46 PM
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TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW!
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TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW!
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce?
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pizzamaking.com I am a member. We are all angry at American Pig Woman soccer moms! Fuck them!!!
Fuck them in the ASS!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19561680


Why dont you tell us how you really feel....
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U mad bro?
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19268294


Sounds like you need to GET LAID! scheming
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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07/11/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19268294


And anchovies and pepperoni.
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07/11/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel!
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Yeah, and what's with those duck's ass haircuts? If I want to look at a duck's ass I'll go to the park!
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07/11/2012 06:51 PM
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thread of the year
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
Are you psychotic? How can anyone get so wound up over pizza?
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07/11/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
Why all the hate towards soccer?

U mad, bro?
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07/11/2012 06:53 PM
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Wow...you need a hobby.

Join an ashram and find some inner peace

afro
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too!

Toasted Pine nuts on home made pizza are great as they actually taste like bacon....they really do!

Last Edited by allisaTX on 07/11/2012 06:59 PM
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Yeah, you are lucky they weren't having a barbecue.I got invited by one once; hot dogs, chips and near beer, lol.
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Somebody's Mister Crankypants.
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When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19448280


pizzamaking.com I am a member. We are all angry at American Pig Woman soccer moms! Fuck them!!!
Fuck them in the ASS!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19561680


that's gay
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I'll use whatever f...... cheese I want to use, you moronic elitist pig... what the f... is wrong with you.. someone cut your dick off or what? ahole
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I'm sure someone reading this thread feels pretty owned right about now...