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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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Taco Pizza ! & its on the top with lettuce tomatoes onions avocados and taco sauce..... But the cheddar isnt melted. Oh and yeah fuck that bitch for making kids eat hot dog pizza.
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Fuck soccer moms!!!!
Fuck them sloppy holes yes???
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Taco Pizza ! & its on the top with lettuce tomatoes onions avocados and taco sauce..... But the cheddar isnt melted. Oh and yeah fuck that bitch for making kids eat hot dog pizza.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19837937

I don't like to give hotdogs to my dogs either, even when they're on sale for less than a buck a package, because there's so much chemical crap in them. My dogs will eat practically anything and will take greedily anything I give them and that, by itself, makes me hesitate. They are trusting me to give them something that's not going to hurt them. My cats know better and won't touch them. On the other hand, anyone with a meat grinder can make their own sausage at home. I was impressed with that Frugal Gourmet series because there were so many good ideas on that in particular.

Taco pizza the way you describe it sounds more like our Southwestern Navajo taco. That's a piece of fry bread with beans and meat, lettuce, tomato and cheese - and of course, green or red chile. Those are large but you can still fold them over in your hand and you're not supposed to mind a few drips down your arm. Why would anyone want to mess up a perfect snack like that trying to make pizza out of it?
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I have breaking backside intel that suggest the PTB are purposefully brainwashing soccer moms through a program affiliated with MK-Ultra that programs them to cook sub-par pizza.
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I fucking agree with you OP!!!!
Ditzy broads need to learn a few things first before attempting anything.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680



Wow.I can't believe you talk to women that way, like they're not even people. Just because a woman doesn't always cook from scratch, that doesn't mean she's a bad mother.

Men today don't have their own farms anymore either. Most of them couldn't plow a field or grow crops if their life depended on it. Does that make them bad husbands/fathers?

I hope you don't talk to your mother that way. I feel sorry for your wife, if you have one. Women, look out for men like this who would verbally ABUSE you and call you ugly names. You deserve a husband who will treat you with love and respect.

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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


You had me right up until you said "american pig".

No, not really. I didn't agree with one damn thing you've said!
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i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19268294


That sounds like it sucks...
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Too much TV makes theItalian an impressional devotee. Stereotypes do exist in the real world, but no person can be defined as such. The reality is we are all quite the same or similar.
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Sombody please wipe his ass and give him his blankee & sippy cup.....Or a tampoon for his va-jj.clappa
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
 Quoting: astor


word up on dat
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the hate thread that won't die

lol

lasted longer than thread killer
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i wouldn't say it is hate, more like a fine scholars opinion about a culinary item
:)
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I think pizza used to be a lot better 25 or 30 years ago, even Pizza Hut was good. Now every thing is part-skim, reduced fat, gmo crap.
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Also it seems like no one can cook a pizza, I can't remember the last time I got a pizza from a chain that wasn't undercooked.
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i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19268294


That sounds like it sucks...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283316


Yeah, sounds terrible.
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OP's post is the funniest ever, imo!

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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680



Someone ran out of decaff again...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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Pizza dough is so easy to make from scratch.
Flour, oil, salt, sugar, yeast and water, herbs are optional (basil, oregano).

Many recipes easy to find on the web.

You just mix it up, let it sit for a while (or not),
Put corn meal or flour or parmesan on cookie sheet(s) to prevent dough from sticking and roll the dough out on the sheet(s).


So good when it's home made.
You can sdjust the ingredients to make thin or thick crust.
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Being from NY, I got to say if you put yellow cheese on pizza you should be fucking shot.
All these gay states and their disgusting pizzas with ridiculous toppings should come to NY and taste a real pizza.
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Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19576416


Yeah, and what's with those duck's ass haircuts? If I want to look at a duck's ass I'll go to the park!
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Being from NY, I got to say if you put yellow cheese on pizza you should be fucking shot.
All these gay states and their disgusting pizzas with ridiculous toppings should come to NY and taste a real pizza.
 Quoting: Tard


I agree. Fucking soccer slut moms should just OD on there prescription anti-depressants and save some trouble.
Yellow processed cheese on a pizza is just plain fucked up!
Who the fuck puts hot dog slices on a Pillsbury dough bough crust with ketchup and calls it pizza?
A fucking REJECT THAT IS WHO!
FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU SHOULD END IT NOW! YOU FUCKING MADRURA CONCHAS!

FUCK YOU SOCCER MOTHER BIATAS! No wonder your children hate you, you fucking SUCK!
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