Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

Nah, sounds more like he wants to butt-fuck a MILF.

Totally useless except when serving drinks.

this thread made me lol

fuck soccer moms

no really, i fucked them whenever possible when i was a landscaper from 17-22

I as well. They would drop the rightious pious christian routine and spread their sweet home tread mill toned thighs.

They are sexually and emotionally frustrated, usually on some sort of anxiety or shrink prescribed meds.
Add booze = Hell Cougar!
MEOW!!!!

My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.

Bah. Italians know shit about making pizza. I was actually served the single worst "pizza" I ever had in my life in Italy. Soggy with cheap oil, no cheese whatsoever (!), and a fucking empty clam shell as the only filling other than the tomato sauce!

I'd have American cheese any day (or any old cheese for that matter), rather than suffering a genuine Italian pizza again.

I've had the BEST pizza ever in Rome. Sounds like you got shitty service from a shitty restaurant. It happens.

Brilliant. Nicely fucking put OP.

TRUE TRUE TRUE and more TRUE

All you said is true wisdom and proof that cannabis induces deep intelligence to flower and grow.

Yeah!
What he said.

I got shitty service from a shitty restaurant that thought they could scam tourists with no repercussions, there's always a new tourist to scam the next day.

I've been telling people to have their vacation elsewhere ever since.

Meanwhile, I had the best tomato salad I ever ate in Spain. Just sliced tomatoes and some kind of vinaigrette sauce. I've never managed to crack the code and duplicate that tomato salad, it was out of this world!

I suggest people visit places where the locals greet you with respect and put their soul into what they do for their guests as a matter of human decency, not just try to pry your wallet open.

In my experience, Spain is just such a place, among others, Holland comes to mind too.

But Italy?

Yeah, it started great when bad weather forced the plane to land on a military airstrip, and a bunch of humorless fuckers with loaded machine guns kept their boom sticks pointed at the "dangerous" tourists at all time, with finger on the trigger.

Then you get served crap "pizza".

Sorry, Italy is a no-go zone as far as I'm concerned.

I like pizza pockets :)

the Chinese invented pizza!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

if you have ever had sex with a soccer mom
you wouldn't give a sh!t whether
she could cook or not ;)

Only on GLP.

This is one of the major problems facing our world. Yellow cheese on pizza. God help us all.

making a pizza is a pain in the ass


cheaper and easier to just order a large pie from danny's pizza around the corner.

ok, this is a pizza!

A closet alco Soccer Mom with a Bob cut takes a dump at a grocery store, on the floor that is.

And you expect quality cooking?

Can I have cheddar cheese on a soccer mum ??

Hahaha salute

um ok mr mario... no more chedder.. ok i got it now..

lmfao