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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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fuck-U-Soccer-Mother-​Sluts!
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Fuck you Christian music bob haircut SUV minivan driving low proletariat under satisfied slut SOCCER MOTHERS!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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U mad bro?
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Nah, sounds more like he wants to butt-fuck a MILF.
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clappa
clappa
clappa

Totally useless except when serving drinks.bounceb
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this thread made me lol

fuck soccer moms

no really, i fucked them whenever possible when i was a landscaper from 17-22
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this thread made me lol

fuck soccer moms

no really, i fucked them whenever possible when i was a landscaper from 17-22
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19202196


I as well. They would drop the rightious pious christian routine and spread their sweet home tread mill toned thighs.

They are sexually and emotionally frustrated, usually on some sort of anxiety or shrink prescribed meds.
Add booze = Hell Cougar!
MEOW!!!!
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@OP...
The Soccer moms are just slaves to another paradigm, the same some are slaves to the two party politics.
"My side is better than your side" and so on.
Or the same way people allow themselves to be cornered to thinking a certain way, behaving... "Blacks are better", or
"Whites are beter".
Labels suck and people abide by them because it is far easier to claim a pre designated identity rather than taking a long hard look in the mirror.
It is hard and scary to know who one truly is outside the worlds generalities of identification.

JMHO & I am stoned beyond belief so I am introspective right now.
peace
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My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.
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09/08/2012 09:48 AM
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My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.
 Quoting: Boudicca


Bah. Italians know shit about making pizza. I was actually served the single worst "pizza" I ever had in my life in Italy. Soggy with cheap oil, no cheese whatsoever (!), and a fucking empty clam shell as the only filling other than the tomato sauce!

I'd have American cheese any day (or any old cheese for that matter), rather than suffering a genuine Italian pizza again.
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My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.
 Quoting: Boudicca


Bah. Italians know shit about making pizza. I was actually served the single worst "pizza" I ever had in my life in Italy. Soggy with cheap oil, no cheese whatsoever (!), and a fucking empty clam shell as the only filling other than the tomato sauce!

I'd have American cheese any day (or any old cheese for that matter), rather than suffering a genuine Italian pizza again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


I've had the BEST pizza ever in Rome. Sounds like you got shitty service from a shitty restaurant. It happens.
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Brilliant. Nicely fucking put OP.
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most are so doped up on anti-depressants that they don't care.
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TRUE TRUE TRUE and more TRUE
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@OP...
The Soccer moms are just slaves to another paradigm, the same some are slaves to the two party politics.
"My side is better than your side" and so on.
Or the same way people allow themselves to be cornered to thinking a certain way, behaving... "Blacks are better", or
"Whites are beter".
Labels suck and people abide by them because it is far easier to claim a pre designated identity rather than taking a long hard look in the mirror.
It is hard and scary to know who one truly is outside the worlds generalities of identification.

JMHO & I am stoned beyond belief so I am introspective right now.
peace

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All you said is true wisdom and proof that cannabis induces deep intelligence to flower and grow.
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Fuck you Christian music bob haircut SUV minivan driving low proletariat under satisfied slut SOCCER MOTHERS!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 Quoting: fuck-U-Soccer-Mother-Sluts! 23147779


Yeah!
What he said.
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My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.
 Quoting: Boudicca


Bah. Italians know shit about making pizza. I was actually served the single worst "pizza" I ever had in my life in Italy. Soggy with cheap oil, no cheese whatsoever (!), and a fucking empty clam shell as the only filling other than the tomato sauce!

I'd have American cheese any day (or any old cheese for that matter), rather than suffering a genuine Italian pizza again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


I've had the BEST pizza ever in Rome. Sounds like you got shitty service from a shitty restaurant. It happens.
 Quoting: Boudicca


I got shitty service from a shitty restaurant that thought they could scam tourists with no repercussions, there's always a new tourist to scam the next day.

I've been telling people to have their vacation elsewhere ever since.

Meanwhile, I had the best tomato salad I ever ate in Spain. Just sliced tomatoes and some kind of vinaigrette sauce. I've never managed to crack the code and duplicate that tomato salad, it was out of this world!

I suggest people visit places where the locals greet you with respect and put their soul into what they do for their guests as a matter of human decency, not just try to pry your wallet open.

In my experience, Spain is just such a place, among others, Holland comes to mind too.

But Italy?

Yeah, it started great when bad weather forced the plane to land on a military airstrip, and a bunch of humorless fuckers with loaded machine guns kept their boom sticks pointed at the "dangerous" tourists at all time, with finger on the trigger.

Then you get served crap "pizza".

Sorry, Italy is a no-go zone as far as I'm concerned.
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09/25/2012 06:32 AM
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I like pizza pockets :)
EJF
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the Chinese invented pizza!

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the Chinese invented pizza!
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
EJF
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if you have ever had sex with a soccer mom
you wouldn't give a sh!t whether
she could cook or not ;)
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chuckle

Only on GLP.

This is one of the major problems facing our world. Yellow cheese on pizza. God help us all.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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making a pizza is a pain in the ass


cheaper and easier to just order a large pie from danny's pizza around the corner.
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My dad's family is Sicilian and Bavarian...it is sacrilege to put American cheese on a pizza and call it a pizza.

Fresh mozzarella slices, heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil...all you need!

I like salami over pepperoni on my pizza's.
 Quoting: Boudicca


ok, this is a pizza!
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09/26/2012 05:42 AM
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A closet alco Soccer Mom with a Bob cut takes a dump at a grocery store, on the floor that is.

And you expect quality cooking?

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if you have ever had sex with a soccer mom
you wouldn't give a sh!t whether
she could cook or not ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24391805


Can I have cheddar cheese on a soccer mum ??
EJF
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Hahaha salute
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


um ok mr mario... no more chedder.. ok i got it now..

gotbop
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I like some cheddar cheese on my pizza. It is rather acceptable.
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lmfao