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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too!
 Quoting: allisaTX


What are pine nuts? Here in NJ, where we have real pizza (and real gangsters, the Mafia kind), no one would use Afghan bread (probably not pine nuts either). Fuhgehdaboutit!
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Are you psychotic? How can anyone get so wound up over pizza?
 Quoting: Can't Think Now


It's an Italian thing.

I used to live in St. Louis. I've heard these type of stories-LOL.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


I'll get right on it after Americas Got Talent is over.
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Don't worry, no women will ever try to feed your infantile, tantrum-throwing ass again. Back to your xbox and stfu.
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Gotta remember that the average Yank has never seen Cheddar cheese.
The "yellow" plastic substitute cheese is never used anywhere in the civilized world for anything except patching leaking pipes.
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I refuse to eat cheese, I fucking loathe france.
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wtf is this shit..

and why is it pinned ?
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I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too!
 Quoting: allisaTX


What are pine nuts? Here in NJ, where we have real pizza (and real gangsters, the Mafia kind), no one would use Afghan bread (probably not pine nuts either). Fuhgehdaboutit!
 Quoting: INK3


True, there is gangster pizza and homemade pizza....you would be surprised at the quality of pizza places in Dallas....it is awful still, no good pizza or bagels. I lived in Philly before here.
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Gotta remember that the average Yank has never seen Cheddar cheese.
The "yellow" plastic substitute cheese is never used anywhere in the civilized world for anything except patching leaking pipes.
 Quoting: omar


Nice teeth, you pasty mush mouthed twit.bartmoon
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What the hell is wrong with you people? What is the point of his thread? Why is it pinned and why does it have a good rating? You all are stupid fucks ass holes... this place keeps getting dumber and dumber...
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Italians have a thing about sticking to tradition, esp when it comes to cooking. To them, it's an art and it should be treated with respect. Op is right. Women in general these days don't cook because they're too busy with their lives to be decent wives and do a good job when it comes to feeding their families. They're the same bitches who spend all day running here, there and yonder,but when it comes to feeding their families, they forget how. And you know who you are, girls.

Don't lie about it.Just admit it. You don't care because you feel like you're too damn busy. If you are, cut back on your activities and focus more and learning how to cook proper meals.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


and your point?

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Gotta remember that the average Yank has never seen Cheddar cheese.
The "yellow" plastic substitute cheese is never used anywhere in the civilized world for anything except patching leaking pipes.
 Quoting: omar


This is the attitude you take on when you endure 325 days of overcast and rain a year.
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Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19576416


Yeah, and what's with those duck's ass haircuts? If I want to look at a duck's ass I'll go to the park!
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No shit. Some of those damn kids got Boom-Boxes now.
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
Gotta remember that the average Yank has never seen Cheddar cheese.
The "yellow" plastic substitute cheese is never used anywhere in the civilized world for anything except patching leaking pipes.
 Quoting: omar


Nice teeth, you pasty mush mouthed twit.bartmoon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19324780

Always offering to be butt fucked..are ALL Yanks homosexual?
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Cheddar cheese is excellent on pizza, especially in combination with good mozzarella. Don't listen to this gastro-nazi, use more cheddar cheese!
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U mad?
Yep, he mad!

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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
Gotta remember that the average Yank has never seen Cheddar cheese.
The "yellow" plastic substitute cheese is never used anywhere in the civilized world for anything except patching leaking pipes.
 Quoting: omar


Nice teeth, you pasty mush mouthed twit.bartmoon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19324780

Always offering to be butt fucked..are ALL Yanks homosexual?
 Quoting: omar


YES
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I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too!
 Quoting: allisaTX


What are pine nuts? Here in NJ, where we have real pizza (and real gangsters, the Mafia kind), no one would use Afghan bread (probably not pine nuts either). Fuhgehdaboutit!
 Quoting: INK3


True, there is gangster pizza and homemade pizza....you would be surprised at the quality of pizza places in Dallas....it is awful still, no good pizza or bagels. I lived in Philly before here.
 Quoting: allisaTX


Yeah, I lived in Missouri for 8 years, could not believe what passed for Pizza there. I used to make my own, pretty good too. Where I live now you can't swing a cat without hitting a few really good pizza places.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680



haha I love the Pizza making site at the end... It’s the cherry on top to your rant.1rof1 It has a forum and everything. lol love it pizza guy!
tomato
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Cheddar cheese is excellent on pizza, especially in combination with good mozzarella. Don't listen to this gastro-nazi, use more cheddar cheese!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19577855


Cheddar cheese should not even be in the same room with pizza.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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I never let a women in my kitchen. But than again, I cook at a advanced level that most house wives couldn't comprehend if they wanted too. Things like quick and easy aren't in my vocabulary.

If you're into that shit off the Walmart shelf concoctions that house wives make, then go at it.
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Lombardi's Pizza in NYC

this is a great website for new and old cooks!

Here is the "Slice of Life" pizza....

[link to foodwishes.blogspot.com]

Chef John is great!
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Are you psychotic? How can anyone get so wound up over pizza?
 Quoting: Can't Think Now


It's an Italian thing.

I used to live in St. Louis. I've heard these type of stories-LOL.
 Quoting: D'Light


If your used to that deep dish crap you would hate it. [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Lombardi's Pizza in NYC

this is a great website for new and old cooks!

Here is the "Slice of Life" pizza....

[link to foodwishes.blogspot.com]

Chef John is great!
 Quoting: allisaTX


Fuckin A

Lombardi's rocks!

ALSO

FUCK AMERICAN CHEESE
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Wolfgang Puck's Famous California Pizza Dough Recipe:

[link to foodwishes.blogspot.com]
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What the fuck is "Prue-made"??
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