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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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What a horrible life you lead! all you have to worry about is fucking cheddar cheese on your pizza???

Grow up you self righteous entitlement fucktard!!!
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and this is pinned because.............. why?
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
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TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW!
 Quoting: ttowngirl


^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
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and this is pinned because.............. why?
 Quoting: Shamar


Because it combines the best of America:
Cheese, Pizza, and Bitching.
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now.
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19577498


It's a bit early for that. Give them a couple more hours sleeping
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Are you psychotic? How can anyone get so wound up over pizza?
 Quoting: Can't Think Now


It's an Italian thing.

I used to live in St. Louis. I've heard these type of stories-LOL.
 Quoting: D'Light


If your used to that deep dish crap you would hate it. [link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19576976


Yeah, some people from Chicago hate it--they seem to think the more toppings the better. It's just preference because St. Louis is primarily Italian, Irish pub/tavern and Asian cuisine. Can find some others but it's not heavily Mexican or seafoodish like other places in the country.
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07/11/2012 07:31 PM
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It is called Football!!!!!!!
peace
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07/11/2012 07:33 PM
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I had a co-worker confide in me she was upset because she threw her daughter a birthday party and her mother in law was all upset thinking she did a terrible job. When I found out it was because the MIL thought she was a horrible mother for JUST having a cake-LOL-and no meal. My first question was, "is your MIL Italian?"--LOL.

Cultural difference. In this case, daughter was correct. Children's birthday parties are traditionally a cake event but some people get extravagant where they are to play all day and then you want to provide other food. Winter-short days, parties last about an hour or two.
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07/11/2012 07:39 PM
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For fucks sake in the name of Father Zues have some pride in what you present to your children, the same kids you literally shit out.
Have some pride and present the man who impregnated you with with those ball and chains you unworthy SLUT!

Learn to cook a decent meal. First step, do not use boxed shit, learn to bake and for FUCKS SAKE do not use cheddar cheese on pizza!!!!!

You arrogant little slimy holed boobed fuck box.
FUCK YOU!

Learn to cook. Your man works all day and earns $$$
to bring home to fun your failure.
And you put fucking cheddar cheese on pizza and call it pizza? You slather old pasta sauce on nit and sprinkle Velveeta on top? Slice hot dogs on top of that?

FUCK YOU BITCH!
YOU CANNOT COOK WORTH SHIT, YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON LIFE!

Fuck You!


*Must of pissed off a soccer mom mod because I was banned twice, gotta love TOR eh*
rockon

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learn to make pizza for reals you bitches!
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I agree cheddar goes on mexican stuff, not italian stuff. cheddar type cheeses, fake or real do not belong on lasagna either
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19577498


Pre-marital sex looks pretty damn good now doesn't it? Should have taken the car for a test drive before signing the papers...
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Oh and by the way, pizza is not a very traditional meal...

Pizza as we know it didn't even become a dish until 1889.

Pizza became popular because it's simple and cheap to make. It became popular during the world wars because of it. Like soul food, it's a poor man's improvised meal, NOT a traditional feast with a rich cultural heritage, as the fake stereotype Italians on pizza commercials would have you believe.

TL;DR: Pizza ain't shit. It's poor people food, not gourmet dining, and you can make it any goddamn way you please.
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07/11/2012 07:47 PM
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Well, OP, if the gal won't put out or make the pizza right, just don't go there for dinner again. It's that simple.
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07/11/2012 07:53 PM
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my sweet vegetarian combo:

Thin crust, wheat
Green Peppers
Baby Portabella mushrooms
Sweet Vidalia Onions
Pineapple
Mozzerella Cheese or Italian 4-cheese blend
Non-MSG/HFCS/Sugar sauce
Parmesan cheese dusting (optional)
Italian herb

^ Yummmm
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I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too!

Toasted Pine nuts on home made pizza are great as they actually taste like bacon....they really do!
 Quoting: allisaTX


Why not just use bacon?
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
 Quoting: Marax


Not even with a little melted chocolate?
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
 Quoting: Marax


Nor do I. Pizza is savoury, not sweet. Americans , namely Papa Johns, have ruined pizza. These poor SAHMs are imitating take-out pizza. Bad idea.
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The east coast Cagney and Lacey[/i types are the worst! They're the ones that use ketchup and spice cabinet illian seasoning for pizza sauce!
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and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
 Quoting: Marax


Not even with a little melted chocolate?
 Quoting: D'Light


wtfmane
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
 Quoting: Marax


Not even with a little melted chocolate?
 Quoting: D'Light


:wtfmane:
 Quoting: Marax


LOL

I've never put on pizza, but I do make a tomato based sauce with toranos sugar free chocolate syrup (in place of cooked chocolate shavings that I used to use).
Hubby loves it. I've never told him what I put in there and I don't do it all the time because I prefer garden type herbs over store bought syrup but it was a fun concoction. I guess this means I shouldn't try it on pizza.
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Damn soccer moms.. are the cause of like 80PERCENT of fatal accidents..
Because they drive these huge, wastefull SUVs and they are on their Cell phones while driving.

They drive too fast and are to dumb to know that big ass thing takes alot MORE stopping distance than their little 4 door civic they had in college.

BTW.. they are sexually frustrated bc they married for money. I don't feel sorry for them.
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LOL that's funny. I guess I'm going to have that pizza tonight after all.

lolsign
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You are fuming and it’s showingdynamite This thread is like nails on a chalkboard. Shame that it’s pinned. Women this women that, girls have cooties blah blah children get a grip and find something that actually makes you happy.

A little amusing at first but all I see is an agenda to get a rise out of people. Are you a troll that actually causes more division then there already is?
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Re: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!
and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!
 Quoting: astor


Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


I don't like sweet pizza sauce :(
 Quoting: Marax


It's a Sicilian thing.
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
 Quoting: Wonkish


I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19577498


Omg hahahahaha lmao
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OP quit eating tombstone pizzas all the time and get out once in a while.

Cheddar cheese on pizza is damn good!


angryface
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and this is pinned because.............. why?
 Quoting: Shamar


Because it combines the best of America:
Cheese, Pizza, and Bitching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


point taken........
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.

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