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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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OP quit eating tombstone pizzas all the time and get out once in a while.

Cheddar cheese on pizza is damn good!


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Cheddar cheese is not a melting cheese. Cheddar cheese belongs on a roast beef sammich. Or, on it's own... accompanied by a glass of RED Zinfandel.

New rant:

Soccer moms have given Zinfandel a BAD name. White Zinfandel is NOT a wine, it is a byproduct. Stop drinking that sugary crap. Sweet wine+sweet pizza=fatass soccer mom driving a Suburban.
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this guy needs to go back to italy asap, before he has a total breakdown and kills some woman who offered him food. not many can hack it in this country as they dont understand our freedoms to be and to cook the way we want to.
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cheddar cheese is good on pizza douche bag! sorry but is there a rule stating you have to put a form of white cheese only on pizza? try to make your life more colorful and exciting. think outside the box for a change, moran!

btw, I love christian pop music. I sort of have a bob hairdo and I drive a volvo wagon. but my kids don't play soccer so screw you you fracking dufus.

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Why do we blame a group of people who are practically asleep to the world affairs. Don’t beat a dead horse. We should be outraged at the “higher" ups who are already tampering with our food in general. Go on and tell them to take their dirty hands out of our tomato sauce, dough, and cheese. They are the ones making america a cesspool with their GMOs. It’s either that or moving to Italy.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
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You cana usea 1-a 3rd-a cheddar.
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a sprinkle on top of double mozza is pretty good

try mozza, cheddar and bacon peices on garlic bread...that's some very tasty shit!!!
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cheddar cheese is good on pizza douche bag! sorry but is there a rule stating you have to put a form of white cheese only on pizza? try to make your life more colorful and exciting. think outside the box for a change, moran!

btw, I love christian pop music. I sort of have a bob hairdo and I drive a volvo wagon. but my kids don't play soccer so screw you you fracking dufus.

angryface
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NO! NO! NO!
Yellow Velveeta Cheddar Americano CRAPO is not PIZZA!
Soccer mom Christian jib pop music listening wine box hiding butcho bob FUCKS!
Learn to cook woman and do not toss a plate of slop in front of your family, hot dogs are not a meal but something you buy at 7 eleven or on the street for fucks sake that shit is all the crap swept off a slaughterhouse floor processed crap!
FUCKERS! Bread, real home made bread then Sauce that is home made then WHITE CHEESE a MELTING CHEESES then a little bit of TOASTED MEATS TO DRAIN FATS AND VEGGIES YOU PAPOS!
Learn to COOK BITCHES!

noso me interesso un cazzo PUTTANA!!!

My wet noodle too
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Why the fuck should they cook for an ungrateful pig like you? I'm a guy and I cook extremely well. And what the fuck is this "yellow cheese"?. You refer to the chedd.r in your text? Here's a secret dude...You can add more than one cheese to the pizza...including Cheddar. I do it on top of the Mozzerella with some Gorgonzolla to boot. Make your own sauce base and dough and don't go overboard with the topping. Learn to cook, and you won't have to rely on anyone else. Nuff said
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Why the fuck should they cook for an ungrateful pig like you? I'm a guy and I cook extremely well. And what the fuck is this "yellow cheese"?. You refer to the chedd.r in your text? Here's a secret dude...You can add more than one cheese to the pizza...including Cheddar. I do it on top of the Mozzerella with some Gorgonzolla to boot. Make your own sauce base and dough and don't go overboard with the topping. Learn to cook, and you won't have to rely on anyone else. Nuff said
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Go fuck a 'roo or something ya surfy fuck!
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3-Cheese Bagel Bites beg to differ!

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I thought Ike Turner was dead?
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This is the Italian Ike Turner: Guiseppe Guido.

He's here somewhere:
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Cut-up hotdogs in deepfried tortilla with dried top-ramen and kraft cheese is one of my all time favs.
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OP you stfu. We're doing our best to give all we can to israel. the bible tells us christians that those who give to israel will be blessed, so we're giving, and if it takes working 60 hrs/wk, getting paid pennies while our dollar is devalued to shit, eating pizzas made out of catsup, velveeta cheese, hot dogs, and 1$/loaf wheat bread, we're gonna do it.


For israel!



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Very strange food thread, even for GLP. Anybody who takes a snack traditionally made out of whatever leftovers are available with the seriousness of a 6-course meal is an idiot. They have exactly the same culinary status as a 'hot dog' bought on the street. One makes them at home with a bit of dough from the week's baking or when one has run out of flour and only has enough to stretch a 'pie.' On that pie will go whatever's hanging about. If one is in Italy. obviously Italian cheeses would be the sensible and cheapest choice. In America, it's a pretentious waste to buy imported cheese for no more than a snack made of leftovers. Leftover cooked vegetables and meat are used for pizzas; only a real nut (at least nobody you'd want to turn loose with your food budget) would actually saute both especially for one.

And if you throw out the oil you (should have) sauteed them with, you should be whipped for criminal wastefulness. OP, your entire rant is just nonsense. You can't possibly be a real Italian either. To date, Italy has remained sensibly immune from the fat phobia afflicting so many Americans. NO sane and frugal Italian mom would waste tasty oils and meat fats, or indeed anything at all, that can be saved for another meal.
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italian food is overrated

everything appears to be based around 3 ingredients

pasta, tomatoes and some kind of cheese

pesto (gag!), risotto (stodge), and dont get me started on fucking pinenuts!

tiramisu is horrible, zabaglione is horrible


give me greek!


i hate soccer moms though. i am a mother myself, but am the antithesis of the church-going, cheesy family photo christmas card sending, bobbed hair wearing, chardonnay swilling, 4x4 driving whilst using a phone bores!

OP is still a twat though
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Has anyone yet placed a call to the thread killer? This one really bites.
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Pretty amusing thread. It's true that some Americans have some questionable cooking skills, and use some products of questionable quality. But as an American who has lived overseas in a number of different countries, I can say that we still have a greater variety of tasty foods than most other countries.

For the most part, you can find the tasty food you want, no matter what ethnicity it is, whether it be at a restaurant or in a store, wherever you live in the U.S. (unless it's in the middle of nowhereville, USA). Overseas, your options are more limited.

So yes, after actually leaving the USA, I've come to appreciate American food much more compared to the slop they eat overseas. And by "American food", I mean not just traditional American food (which is delicious and emulated all over the world, whether it be fried chicken, American style pizza, Americanized Mexican food like nachos, steak, barbecue chicken and ribs, etc), but also all the various foreign foods you can easily find in the U.S.

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Yeah, I agree, yellow cheese is a prettymuch never as far as pizza goes.


I don't ever make pizza, I always order that shit. I've never gotten a bad pizza except for once...


And it had yellow cheese. It came from a Godfather's in-gas station restaurant that had been bought out by india bastards. Absolutely no concept of proper pizza making whatsoever, but fuck it smelled good in there.

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Jeez, why do you think all American women are like that? I was never a soccer mom and cooked real food. Made my own sauce, etc. and I also worked a full time job.

Give credit where it's due buddy. When I was a kid my mom would not dream of using instant mashed potatoes, margarine, etc.

Yellow cheese on pizza is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of..yuk!
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Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset.

As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted.

The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands.
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Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset.

As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted.

The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands.
 Quoting: I eat at Dennys 19565086

Well said! Most people in Italy buy their bread at the corner bakery too, even in villages and the quality of the ovens there is one of the reasons as well as the time baking takes. Interestingly, in Italy, pizza isn't much, just bread and cheese, really, nothing worth taking trouble to get, and modern Italians get a good laugh out of the fetish made of it in the States. Any southern European, unless he's both rich and stupid, would be more concerned with the energy costs of long cooking at home than with the far cheaper take-out food available everywhere - again, even in the small villages. Only Americans who've never actually been anywhere else believe that Europeans as a rule, always do their cooking or eating at home. The opposite is true.
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Are you talking about Craft Cheddar (That is not cheese)
My wife is Italian, makes her own dough, sauce from scratch ...

REAL cheddar melts and mixed in with some Mozzarella is fkn yum ... a little Jarlsberg is nice also if you want to put some flair on it :)

good post, you definitely need a root mate
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I agree OP. The point being that Soccer Moms are an evil stereotype.
Cooking is something many women do not put effort into anymore even though they have more free time than ever and more accesibility than ever before regarding ingredients.

I wish the OP would have posted his whole story of how this trajedy happened as it was surely dire.
I have also met spicy italians on the East Coast who do truly get upset, they are a passionate people.

Thanks for posting the link to the Pizza Making forum btw, excellent group of chaps who are also upset with American women.

Cheers mate!
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I thought Ike Turner was dead?
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Your wrath is rather out of proportion with the offense is it not?

Nobody's forcing you to eat it...
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Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset.

As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted.

The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands.
 Quoting: I eat at Dennys 19565086


Exactly. Women used to have to make and wash everything by hand; the washing machine and the sewing machine were two of the greatest inventions ever.

Who wants to turn their ovens on to 500+ degrees in July anyway?
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What about a Bacon Cheeseburger pizza?

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Exactly. Women used to have to make and wash everything by hand; the washing machine and the sewing machine were two of the greatest inventions ever.

Who wants to turn their ovens on to 500+ degrees in July anyway?
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Who wants to turn the clock back a hundred years? Dinosaurs whose time is up and they haven't either the sense or the decency to die out on schedule. 'Pizza,' my ass. We know what kind of thread this really is.
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a pizza stone makes all the difference in the world.
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I prefer old aged Fromunda Cheese. You just can't go wrong and the aroma is to die for.

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