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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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07/12/2012 02:40 PM
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Was it sliced American cheese? scratching
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07/12/2012 03:08 PM
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Ugh hotdog on the pizza is more hillbilly disgusting than the cheddar.
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I prefer old aged Fromunda Cheese. You just can't go wrong and the aroma is to die for.
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Yeah, I can believe that. On an empty stomach, maybe with a little bit of a hangover from too much 'vino' the night before, the smell will fucking kill you.
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07/12/2012 04:16 PM
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Wow, someone totally melted down over a cheese selection (pun intended). Ever hear of a five cheese pizza moron? Go over to Italy and see what they put on the pizza's, all sorts of things, even eggs sunnyside up.
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07/12/2012 04:20 PM
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
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did you forget your meds this morning?
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07/12/2012 04:28 PM
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Who cares, I bet their kids love it.
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07/12/2012 04:28 PM
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There is a place in Belmont Shore in ca. that GRINDS the pepperoni and or sausage...unbelievably good!
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07/12/2012 04:31 PM
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Drive economy cars, and stay of your damn phones while you're behind the wheel!
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If you don't put cheddar on my pizza, I'll slap you upside the head with that worthless pie.
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07/12/2012 04:37 PM
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not all females cook OP, it is part of life and you are rude with your insult labelisms
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Cheddar can be good on a pizza... IF, and only if it is the bottom layer of cheese, as a pizza should have at least two cheese layers. The others need to be mozzarella. However, Cheddar is absolutely necessary for making a Bacon Cheeseburger pizza.
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07/12/2012 04:38 PM
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I like some cheddar cheese on my pizza. It is rather acceptable.
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07/12/2012 04:41 PM
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Lots of American women can't cook, they just concoct junk food out of already-processed, pre-cooked stuff that comes in bottles, boxes, bags and cans. Tastes good if you like bland, greasy, starchy processed crap and if you like developing chronic lifestyle diseases in middle age and then living like a cripple for the rest of your life.
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07/12/2012 04:43 PM

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i do-

thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE.

bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

F*ch OFF
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07/12/2012 04:47 PM
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Cheddar on pizza is awesome. If anyone knows what I'm talkin aboot. **Double-Double at Vern's Pizza**
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07/12/2012 04:49 PM
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dont you fucks have any passion at all to understand this post?

you stupid fat lazy morons are brain dead and your hearts run on caffiene and other synthetic chemicals made by pfizer. you suck!

These soccer mom twits are idiots and useless. thats the point of this post. The USA is over, because of luke warm, apathetic self entitled, lazy, assholes.

now FUCK YOU if you dont get it. If you dont get it you are part of the problem.

AND DONT PUT JUST CHEDDAR ON A PIZZA. Make an effort damn you!
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Don't you have some fist pumping or something to do?

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I've made pizza from scratch. I love that I can keep out the sugar in the sauce, and I add fennel seeds. But honestly, my crusts are just never right. I mean, they taste good and all, but seem to lack in uniformity in the oven. Guess I should practice more.
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Soccer Moms are synthetically processed themselves so it fits.
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OP, get off your lazy ass and make your own damned pizza since you are such a connoisseur.

And how many "Soccer Moms" pizza have you eaten? You don't know shit.
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07/12/2012 04:59 PM
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


I make gluten free crust that I grind and I use vegan dayia cheese.
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07/12/2012 05:07 PM
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something other than mozzarella and pecorino and you cant´t really call it pizza anymore... would be insulting for the real pizza :D

also remember the sauce cooks in the oven, no need to pre cook. so easy. so good.
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07/12/2012 05:39 PM
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crazy Then cook your own damn pizza. While you're at it, pull that stick out of your ass as well. bird
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dont you fucks have any passion at all to understand this post?

you stupid fat lazy morons are brain dead and your hearts run on caffiene and other synthetic chemicals made by pfizer. you suck!

These soccer mom twits are idiots and useless. thats the point of this post. The USA is over, because of luke warm, apathetic self entitled, lazy, assholes.

now FUCK YOU if you dont get it. If you dont get it you are part of the problem.

AND DONT PUT JUST CHEDDAR ON A PIZZA. Make an effort damn you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19633154


I agree with how you put it. Italians can get touchy about cooking, at least the American ones. My GF luckily can cook, both her and I are Italian. Not all Italians have dark tans and a swarthy look. She is a light skinned redhead, she does tan and it looks very interesting :)
I am a Blondie, I tan golden. We both can trace our history and families back well before the boat.

Probably OP went to a friends house or in laws. It is just a waste of food if you half-ass everything when that little extra bit of effort makes all the difference.

1. The trick to creating a good dough/crust for the pizza or anything for that matter is letting it proof overnight in the fridge covered up after it rose twice.
It should be slightly sticky.

2. I use both whole wheat flour and white flour, I have tried cake flour as well *simply a finer grade, not sweet*.
Yeast must be activated before with a drop of honey in the warm water, this makes the yeast go nuts.
Do not use a rolling pin, stretch or toss by hand. The pizza doesn't have to be a circle either.

3. Bake the pizza at the highest temp your oven will go.
Keep an eye on it.

4. Melting cheeses not hard cheeses. I have used ricotta, provolone, mozzarella *fake and real stuff, the real stuff if you can get it is wet and is made from buffalo milk*,
peccarino, stracchino, fontina, and gorgonzola.
Less is more.

5. Sauce can be a real secret recipe, complicated or as simple as crushed sweet tomatoes with a bit of Italian spices.
I prefer the simple approach.
Some swear by simple olive oil then crushed tomatoes.

6. Toppings should be healthy and fresh. Grilled meats work awesome if it is chicken, sausage, ham, smoked on the grill salami or pepperoni fronzino *not the American pepperoni but if thats what you got, its what you got*.
Less is more.
I like lots of fresh veggies on mine, tomatoes, peppers, onions.
Yum.
Fresh basil, oregano, cilantro are all good as toppings by and of themselves.

7. Olive oil, crushed garlic rubbed along the outside of the crust before baking makes it... well try it.
You will be in love.

Easy dough recipe, the most basic.

1 pkg of yeast
1 1/4 cup very warm water, almost hot
3 1/2 - 4 cups sifted flour
1/2 tsp. salt
*honey or pinch of sugar*

Mix all the dry goods together, salt, flour.
Form a pile.
Make a well or dimple inside pile of flour, salt.

*Drop the yeast into the almost hot water along with a drop or two of honey or a pinch or two of sugar.

Stir once or twice.

When it starts to bubble and froth pour into the well of dry.
Knead till mixed.
Cover and rest, let rise in a warm place.
Once doubled knead again.
Rise.
Put it in your fridge overnight or even for a couple hours.
You will notice it still rising but it is dimpled.
This is the gluten working, it'll get really weird if you use whole grain wheat flour.
Will be sticky.

If you are feeling brave add dry spices such as oregano, basil, crushed red pepper to the dry stuff.
Or if you want a really chewy crust that is crazy thick for a deep dish, 1 cup hot water, 1/4 cup of red wine or beer instead of the 1 1/4 cup of just very warm water.

Pizzamaking.com is actually a great forum, people can unite under a common love.

Gratzi

BTW. Soccer moms do suck, they are dangerous drivers.
One t-boned my gfs mom, fucking biati whore was on her cell phone and driving a huge SUV. Ma was in a neck brace for months, sued the shit out of that putzina
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OP, get off your lazy ass and make your own damned pizza since you are such a connoisseur.

And how many "Soccer Moms" pizza have you eaten? You don't know shit.
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I rather doubt that any woman at all, mom or not, would have that creep in her house, let alone at her dinner table; maybe not even if she were of the kind that is paid by the hour. That, of course, is what OP's rant is really all about.
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Pizzas were first made in Naples Italy and they were mostly for the poor folks. Pizzas in the various cultures that make and consume them have changed since the 1600s back in Naples. They can be made using any type of toppings one desires and the cheeses of the region.

You have a potty mouth and might work on that before you belittle "soccer moms" for making pizzas the way they do.

It seems you have issues with women in general which then makes this entire thing not about pizzas at all but your dysfunctional take on women.
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Nothing wrong with cheddar on pizza. OP must have never heard of Mexican pizza.
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How dare you attack Cheddar! your turd italian!

If you don't like it DON'T EAT IT! For some people i see that it is much better they keep their mouth shut 80% of the time!

Things like that happens otherwise!

Did you even read your post before posting it?

Strong Cheddar on a pita with BBQ sauce with chiken and spinaches is damn good so stfu you italian tard!
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Nothing wrong with cheddar on pizza. OP must have never heard of Mexican pizza.
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mexican/taco pizza is absolutely delicious. Until I went to mexico I never realized they they do have bread there. (not just chips, and burrito coverings)
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07/12/2012 05:57 PM
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Oh and by the way, pizza is not a very traditional meal...

Pizza as we know it didn't even become a dish until 1889.

Pizza became popular because it's simple and cheap to make. It became popular during the world wars because of it. Like soul food, it's a poor man's improvised meal, NOT a traditional feast with a rich cultural heritage, as the fake stereotype Italians on pizza commercials would have you believe.

TL;DR: Pizza ain't shit. It's poor people food, not gourmet dining, and you can make it any goddamn way you please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19297584


Poor people's food is pretty damn good. The French have made an art out of poor people's food like snails and frog legs.

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