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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

 
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OP is a FAG
please go to hell and live
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Just remember kids: pizza is junk food and you shouldnt eat it too often.
Mostly green veggies, protein, and highly quality fats like olive oil and avacadoes are where it is at.
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Just remember kids: pizza is junk food and you shouldnt eat it too often.
Mostly green veggies, protein, and highly quality fats like olive oil and avacadoes are where it is at.
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gee, thanks mum
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When real doom comes, you'll gobble up the hot dog/cheddar pizza like it was mana from heaven. tounge
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Just remember kids: pizza is junk food and you shouldnt eat it too often.
Mostly green veggies, protein, and highly quality fats like olive oil and avacadoes are where it is at.
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gee, thanks mum
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gee tanks dud
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Just tell them to buy Trader Joes four cheese Italinan Organic pizza....and not to overl cook.

Yum.

And yes, women today can not cook...this is true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589343


They are too busy working bringing in that second paycheck that many men demand. So there is not much time left to actually cook for a family. Guys, if you want the woman who cooks and cleans etc then work two jobs so she can do this. And make sure before you marry her what you expect of her. Don't just surprise a non-cooking woman with a list of culinary demands.
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The best meals are simple and inexpensive and can be prepared together.

It's fun and very......

Schools changed the focus on home economics classes in lieu of sports..

Bad decision.

Athletics......damn near worthless in real life.
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Agree. And schools really need to bring back home ec for both sexes. Shop class also was ditched and needs to be brought back.
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I think with food prices rising we will be grateful for any food on the table. This includes cheddar and hotdogs.
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And thus began Barry's search for an Eastern European bride. One that could cook. And didn't put hot dogs, on pizza.
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Life and Wife was good to Barry for several months. Passionate lovemaking. Coy house games, like when she prepared authentic Americanized Pizza sans Cheddar Cheese. She didn't feel the need to gad about town in an SUV. She abhorred christian pop music. After several months of bliss together, she even prepared Barry's favorite dish wearing nothing but an apron. Her shoulder length hair gliding like silk over her beautiful bare skin.

She said "Barry, I love you. My life is perfect. I want to be able to show my mother and brother how happy you make me. They are traveling through the USA. I could ask them to stop in with your permission."

... Barry now enjoys a cell with bubba and likes grocery surplus cheddar dogs cooked in biscuits at his new home. All food must be finger food, as utensils are frowned upon. Turns out, what he thought was his brother-in-law was not a brother at all, and had considerable problems with the law. But he did get to meet his brides' two nephews and a niece. They were participating in club football exchange tour here in the states.
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I like your writing!!!
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here is how it lays. cooking, from scratch, with fresh ingredients, is a dying art. many are too freaking lazy to learn it. learn how to do it or eat out of a can, it's that simple.
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Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!
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 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Quoted for truth.

Check out how many 30, 40 and even 50 year old women CAN'T COOK. If you're doing the dating thing, you'll find out quickly just how many.


This one admittedly-hot 40-something professional that happens to be my doctor, had an ad on a dating site. Along with the usual wishes for a knight in shining armor, she adds, "bonus points if you possess mad skillz in the kitchen."

TRANSLATION: I've been too busy getting wealthy in my professional life while neglecting basic homemaking skills. I've travelled the world, bought a big beautiful home and SUV and countless toys... but can't make a friggin' potato-and-egg omelette.


Good luck with that search for Prince Charming, hon.


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here is how it lays. cooking, from scratch, with fresh ingredients, is a dying art. many are too freaking lazy to learn it. learn how to do it or eat out of a can, it's that simple.
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Problem I've seen in the US is that the women and men who know how to cook well and don't do it for a living, end up very, very heavy. Check out some of the media from, or targeted to: rural america, or inner city ethnic cultures.

Both of these cultures taught cooks how to make 4000 calorie per day meals for people who worked hard manual labor. Cook included. I burned about 200 calories posting to the internet today when I wasn't supervising the office staff.
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here is how it lays. cooking, from scratch, with fresh ingredients, is a dying art. many are too freaking lazy to learn it. learn how to do it or eat out of a can, it's that simple.
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yep.
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i'm totally wasted and i approve this message....
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I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now.
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ohyeah
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here is how it lays. cooking, from scratch, with fresh ingredients, is a dying art. many are too freaking lazy to learn it. learn how to do it or eat out of a can, it's that simple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298661


Problem I've seen in the US is that the women and men who know how to cook well and don't do it for a living, end up very, very heavy. Check out some of the media from, or targeted to: rural america, or inner city ethnic cultures.

Both of these cultures taught cooks how to make 4000 calorie per day meals for people who worked hard manual labor. Cook included. I burned about 200 calories posting to the internet today when I wasn't supervising the office staff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19565086


Small portions.

Healthy food.

Happiness.
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Cheddar is a good cheese. Not good for pizza. Kinda like hotdogs with pineapple.
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That just might be pretty good!
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OP, cheddar is naturally white. Food coloring makes it yellow.

Still a strong cheese for traditional pizza.

Have a nice evening folks.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


So, Am I correct that you turned this into something positive by making a pizza to share with them so they can understand how easy and tasteful a true pizza can be? Maybe influence them into wanting to do this themselves???
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The battle...

So simple...

The way to.....
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And stop talking outloud about your pilates class! Nobody wants to hear that shit!
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OP, cheddar is naturally white. Food coloring makes it yellow.
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Was wondering when someone would point that out LOL.
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Cheddar is a good cheese. Not good for pizza. Kinda like hotdogs with pineapple.
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That just might be pretty good!
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True. Salty and sweet. I know ham and pineapple are great together.
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here is how it lays. cooking, from scratch, with fresh ingredients, is a dying art. many are too freaking lazy to learn it. learn how to do it or eat out of a can, it's that simple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298661


Problem I've seen in the US is that the women and men who know how to cook well and don't do it for a living, end up very, very heavy. Check out some of the media from, or targeted to: rural america, or inner city ethnic cultures.

Both of these cultures taught cooks how to make 4000 calorie per day meals for people who worked hard manual labor. Cook included. I burned about 200 calories posting to the internet today when I wasn't supervising the office staff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19565086


i hear what you are saying. i cook. the filipino in me craves fresh fruit and veg. the french in me craves sauces and meat. having lived here there and everywhere has caused an appreciation for anything that tastes good. yet the root to all our meals is a compromise between ethnicity, health and available ingredients. it is not always easy, but if you persist, it is possible to eat healthy while satisfying that which is born from the totality of our experiences.

here is our current menu:
thur(today): hamburgers on the grill
fri: steamed shrimp
sat: pinakbet
sun: chicken adobo
mon: subs
tues: steak and baked potatoes
wed: pizza
thr: pit cooked brisket, pinto beans, coleslaw
fri: fried catfish
sat: pancit, pork chops
sun: leftover brisket
mon: tacos

we create a menu then a shopping list. if it is not on the menu it is not on the shopping list. saves money that way.
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I agree with OP.
Stick by the heritage no matter the poor origins.

Without a foundation of history what do we have?
What do we lean on?
Nada.

God made us for a reason, Evolution according to our ancestors environment created us and shaped us for a reason, the reason was survival.
Embrace that! Remember it!!!

"I DECLARE WE ALL USE COTTAGE CHEESE FROM NOW ON FOR TACO'S, BURRITOS, AND ENCHILADAS.
FUCK USING TRADITIONAL MEXICAN RECIPES, WE ARE FREE, LET US USE WHATEVER"

OK. If you want a quick snack then make a quick snack, use whatever fulfills your fancy but do not for fucks sake call your ground beef taco mixed seasoning purchased in a packet over a hard shell GMO Monsanto shells tacos.

Think grilled Carne Asada flank steak over a charcoal fire with Mexican cheese and guacamole tacos.
Not Taco Bell.

Same difference with what OP is saying, he speaks truth.

They know the difference between SHIT and real food, snack crap carnival food vs. something with love in it.

Have some pride, lay down your cell phone, embrace who you are and where your parents came from.

In short, have pride, make an effort!!!!
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laugh
Oh, and thin sliced roast beef sandwich meat on fucking toast with gravy is NOT dinner either!!!
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all.

I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza.

It's the best Pizza!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Ezekiel 25:17

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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all.

I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza.

It's the best Pizza!
 Quoting: El Quisqueyano


Pizzamaking.com join the forums bud, they even slice *no pun intended* the different areas of NYC with different pizza recipes.
To cook, bake and prepair is a joy, it heals.
Gets our minds off the bull and prevents us
from killing others.

rockon
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


You need help.
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They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.
 Quoting: TheItalian 19561680


Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all.

I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza.

It's the best Pizza!
 Quoting: El Quisqueyano


Pizzamaking.com join the forums bud, they even slice *no pun intended* the different areas of NYC with different pizza recipes.
To cook, bake and prepair is a joy, it heals.
Gets our minds off the bull and prevents us
from killing others.

rockon
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Thank you.
[link to skreened.com]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Ezekiel 25:17

"Worst come to worst, my PEOPLES come first" Dilated Peoples
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Amazing, the longevity of a thread of this type. I must contribute some how.
High school cafeteria cheese pizza for me in Baltimore consisted of yellow cheese, tomato sauce (bulk, of course) and dough akin to accoustic ceiling tile. And I had to pay for it. But to serve akin to that to a child in the home borders on abuse, and must be stopped.

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