Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!! | |
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Anonymous Coward 07/11/2012 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now. Quoting: Wonkish I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now. It's a bit early for that. Give them a couple more hours |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19310850 United States 07/11/2012 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's an Italian thing. I used to live in St. Louis. I've heard these type of stories-LOL. If your used to that deep dish crap you would hate it. [link to en.wikipedia.org] Yeah, some people from Chicago hate it--they seem to think the more toppings the better. It's just preference because St. Louis is primarily Italian, Irish pub/tavern and Asian cuisine. Can find some others but it's not heavily Mexican or seafoodish like other places in the country. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19310850 United States 07/11/2012 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a co-worker confide in me she was upset because she threw her daughter a birthday party and her mother in law was all upset thinking she did a terrible job. When I found out it was because the MIL thought she was a horrible mother for JUST having a cake-LOL-and no meal. My first question was, "is your MIL Italian?"--LOL. Cultural difference. In this case, daughter was correct. Children's birthday parties are traditionally a cake event but some people get extravagant where they are to play all day and then you want to provide other food. Winter-short days, parties last about an hour or two. |
DonPetzciano User ID: 19579121 United States 07/11/2012 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For fucks sake in the name of Father Zues have some pride in what you present to your children, the same kids you literally shit out. Have some pride and present the man who impregnated you with with those ball and chains you unworthy SLUT! Learn to cook a decent meal. First step, do not use boxed shit, learn to bake and for FUCKS SAKE do not use cheddar cheese on pizza!!!!! You arrogant little slimy holed boobed fuck box. FUCK YOU! Learn to cook. Your man works all day and earns $$$ to bring home to fun your failure. And you put fucking cheddar cheese on pizza and call it pizza? You slather old pasta sauce on nit and sprinkle Velveeta on top? Slice hot dogs on top of that? FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU CANNOT COOK WORTH SHIT, YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON LIFE! Fuck You! *Must of pissed off a soccer mom mod because I was banned twice, gotta love TOR eh* PIZZAMAKING.COM learn to make pizza for reals you bitches! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19297584 United States 07/11/2012 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now. Quoting: Wonkish I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now. Pre-marital sex looks pretty damn good now doesn't it? Should have taken the car for a test drive before signing the papers... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19297584 United States 07/11/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pizza as we know it didn't even become a dish until 1889. Pizza became popular because it's simple and cheap to make. It became popular during the world wars because of it. Like soul food, it's a poor man's improvised meal, NOT a traditional feast with a rich cultural heritage, as the fake stereotype Italians on pizza commercials would have you believe. TL;DR: Pizza ain't shit. It's poor people food, not gourmet dining, and you can make it any goddamn way you please. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1611518 United States 07/11/2012 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my sweet vegetarian combo: Thin crust, wheat Green Peppers Baby Portabella mushrooms Sweet Vidalia Onions Pineapple Mozzerella Cheese or Italian 4-cheese blend Non-MSG/HFCS/Sugar sauce Parmesan cheese dusting (optional) Italian herb ^ Yummmm |
Marax User ID: 16587089 United States 07/11/2012 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fit the def of a soccer mom in the past. I was a good cook! A closet alco also but still I made a wonderful pizza from that Afghan bread as I recall, and of course Mozzarella. I used pine nuts too! Quoting: allisaTX Toasted Pine nuts on home made pizza are great as they actually taste like bacon....they really do! Why not just use bacon? Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars. I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving. |
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Marax User ID: 16587089 United States 07/11/2012 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed. I don't like sweet pizza sauce :( Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars. I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1402512 United States 07/11/2012 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed. I don't like sweet pizza sauce :( Nor do I. Pizza is savoury, not sweet. Americans , namely Papa Johns, have ruined pizza. These poor SAHMs are imitating take-out pizza. Bad idea. |
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Marax User ID: 16587089 United States 07/11/2012 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed. I don't like sweet pizza sauce :( Not even with a little melted chocolate? Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars. I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19310850 United States 07/11/2012 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512 Yes. That makes it ketchup. Plus, please do not put sugar in the crust. When you add sugar to bread, that makes it cake. No sugar ( or corn syrup products) needed. I don't like sweet pizza sauce :( Not even with a little melted chocolate? :wtfmane: LOL I've never put on pizza, but I do make a tomato based sauce with toranos sugar free chocolate syrup (in place of cooked chocolate shavings that I used to use). Hubby loves it. I've never told him what I put in there and I don't do it all the time because I prefer garden type herbs over store bought syrup but it was a fun concoction. I guess this means I shouldn't try it on pizza. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18197111 United States 07/11/2012 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn soccer moms.. are the cause of like 80PERCENT of fatal accidents.. Because they drive these huge, wastefull SUVs and they are on their Cell phones while driving. They drive too fast and are to dumb to know that big ass thing takes alot MORE stopping distance than their little 4 door civic they had in college. BTW.. they are sexually frustrated bc they married for money. I don't feel sorry for them. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202778 United States 07/11/2012 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are fuming and it’s showing This thread is like nails on a chalkboard. Shame that it’s pinned. Women this women that, girls have cooties blah blah children get a grip and find something that actually makes you happy. A little amusing at first but all I see is an agenda to get a rise out of people. Are you a troll that actually causes more division then there already is? |
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Tuff~Kooky User ID: 18044353 United States 07/11/2012 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure there are 100s of miserable guys all over the country pretending to enjoy their wives cooking right now. Quoting: Wonkish I am sure there are 100s of miserable women all over the country pretending to enjoy their husband's fucking right now. Omg hahahahaha |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1402512 United States 07/11/2012 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP quit eating tombstone pizzas all the time and get out once in a while. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6365630 Cheddar cheese on pizza is damn good! Cheddar cheese is not a melting cheese. Cheddar cheese belongs on a roast beef sammich. Or, on it's own... accompanied by a glass of RED Zinfandel. New rant: Soccer moms have given Zinfandel a BAD name. White Zinfandel is NOT a wine, it is a byproduct. Stop drinking that sugary crap. Sweet wine+sweet pizza=fatass soccer mom driving a Suburban. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3159766 United States 07/11/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this guy needs to go back to italy asap, before he has a total breakdown and kills some woman who offered him food. not many can hack it in this country as they dont understand our freedoms to be and to cook the way we want to. |