Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19117826 United States 07/11/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | btw, I love christian pop music. I sort of have a bob hairdo and I drive a volvo wagon. but my kids don't play soccer so screw you you fracking dufus. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202778 United States 07/11/2012 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why do we blame a group of people who are practically asleep to the world affairs. Don’t beat a dead horse. We should be outraged at the “higher" ups who are already tampering with our food in general. Go on and tell them to take their dirty hands out of our tomato sauce, dough, and cheese. They are the ones making america a cesspool with their GMOs. It’s either that or moving to Italy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1364318 United States 07/11/2012 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. You cana usea 1-a 3rd-a cheddar. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19604038 United States 07/12/2012 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cheddar cheese is good on pizza douche bag! sorry but is there a rule stating you have to put a form of white cheese only on pizza? try to make your life more colorful and exciting. think outside the box for a change, moran! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19117826 btw, I love christian pop music. I sort of have a bob hairdo and I drive a volvo wagon. but my kids don't play soccer so screw you you fracking dufus. NO! NO! NO! Yellow Velveeta Cheddar Americano CRAPO is not PIZZA! Soccer mom Christian jib pop music listening wine box hiding butcho bob FUCKS! Learn to cook woman and do not toss a plate of slop in front of your family, hot dogs are not a meal but something you buy at 7 eleven or on the street for fucks sake that shit is all the crap swept off a slaughterhouse floor processed crap! FUCKERS! Bread, real home made bread then Sauce that is home made then WHITE CHEESE a MELTING CHEESES then a little bit of TOASTED MEATS TO DRAIN FATS AND VEGGIES YOU PAPOS! Learn to COOK BITCHES! noso me interesso un cazzo PUTTANA!!! My wet noodle too |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15829863 Australia 07/12/2012 05:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Why the fuck should they cook for an ungrateful pig like you? I'm a guy and I cook extremely well. And what the fuck is this "yellow cheese"?. You refer to the chedd.r in your text? Here's a secret dude...You can add more than one cheese to the pizza...including Cheddar. I do it on top of the Mozzerella with some Gorgonzolla to boot. Make your own sauce base and dough and don't go overboard with the topping. Learn to cook, and you won't have to rely on anyone else. Nuff said |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19604038 United States 07/12/2012 05:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Why the fuck should they cook for an ungrateful pig like you? I'm a guy and I cook extremely well. And what the fuck is this "yellow cheese"?. You refer to the chedd.r in your text? Here's a secret dude...You can add more than one cheese to the pizza...including Cheddar. I do it on top of the Mozzerella with some Gorgonzolla to boot. Make your own sauce base and dough and don't go overboard with the topping. Learn to cook, and you won't have to rely on anyone else. Nuff said Go fuck a 'roo or something ya surfy fuck! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16106205 United States 07/12/2012 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP you stfu. We're doing our best to give all we can to israel. the bible tells us christians that those who give to israel will be blessed, so we're giving, and if it takes working 60 hrs/wk, getting paid pennies while our dollar is devalued to shit, eating pizzas made out of catsup, velveeta cheese, hot dogs, and 1$/loaf wheat bread, we're gonna do it. For israel! :bushhitler: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19569382 United States 07/12/2012 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And if you throw out the oil you (should have) sauteed them with, you should be whipped for criminal wastefulness. OP, your entire rant is just nonsense. You can't possibly be a real Italian either. To date, Italy has remained sensibly immune from the fat phobia afflicting so many Americans. NO sane and frugal Italian mom would waste tasty oils and meat fats, or indeed anything at all, that can be saved for another meal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18558820 United Kingdom 07/12/2012 05:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | italian food is overrated everything appears to be based around 3 ingredients pasta, tomatoes and some kind of cheese pesto (gag!), risotto (stodge), and dont get me started on fucking pinenuts! tiramisu is horrible, zabaglione is horrible give me greek! i hate soccer moms though. i am a mother myself, but am the antithesis of the church-going, cheesy family photo christmas card sending, bobbed hair wearing, chardonnay swilling, 4x4 driving whilst using a phone bores! OP is still a twat though |
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Dispositioner User ID: 19205266 United States 07/12/2012 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pretty amusing thread. It's true that some Americans have some questionable cooking skills, and use some products of questionable quality. But as an American who has lived overseas in a number of different countries, I can say that we still have a greater variety of tasty foods than most other countries. For the most part, you can find the tasty food you want, no matter what ethnicity it is, whether it be at a restaurant or in a store, wherever you live in the U.S. (unless it's in the middle of nowhereville, USA). Overseas, your options are more limited. So yes, after actually leaving the USA, I've come to appreciate American food much more compared to the slop they eat overseas. And by "American food", I mean not just traditional American food (which is delicious and emulated all over the world, whether it be fried chicken, American style pizza, Americanized Mexican food like nachos, steak, barbecue chicken and ribs, etc), but also all the various foreign foods you can easily find in the U.S. Last Edited by Dispositioner on 07/12/2012 06:24 AM You are judged by the strength of your enemies. "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson |
Anonymous Coward 07/12/2012 06:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, I agree, yellow cheese is a prettymuch never as far as pizza goes. I don't ever make pizza, I always order that shit. I've never gotten a bad pizza except for once... And it had yellow cheese. It came from a Godfather's in-gas station restaurant that had been bought out by india bastards. Absolutely no concept of proper pizza making whatsoever, but fuck it smelled good in there. |
geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 07/12/2012 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Give credit where it's due buddy. When I was a kid my mom would not dream of using instant mashed potatoes, margarine, etc. Yellow cheese on pizza is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of..yuk! ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
I eat at Dennys User ID: 19565086 United States 07/12/2012 07:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset. As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted. The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19569382 United States 07/12/2012 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset. Quoting: I eat at Dennys 19565086 As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted. The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands. Well said! Most people in Italy buy their bread at the corner bakery too, even in villages and the quality of the ovens there is one of the reasons as well as the time baking takes. Interestingly, in Italy, pizza isn't much, just bread and cheese, really, nothing worth taking trouble to get, and modern Italians get a good laugh out of the fetish made of it in the States. Any southern European, unless he's both rich and stupid, would be more concerned with the energy costs of long cooking at home than with the far cheaper take-out food available everywhere - again, even in the small villages. Only Americans who've never actually been anywhere else believe that Europeans as a rule, always do their cooking or eating at home. The opposite is true. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10037813 Australia 07/12/2012 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you talking about Craft Cheddar (That is not cheese) My wife is Italian, makes her own dough, sauce from scratch ... REAL cheddar melts and mixed in with some Mozzarella is fkn yum ... a little Jarlsberg is nice also if you want to put some flair on it :) good post, you definitely need a root mate |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19604038 United States 07/12/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree OP. The point being that Soccer Moms are an evil stereotype. Cooking is something many women do not put effort into anymore even though they have more free time than ever and more accesibility than ever before regarding ingredients. I wish the OP would have posted his whole story of how this trajedy happened as it was surely dire. I have also met spicy italians on the East Coast who do truly get upset, they are a passionate people. Thanks for posting the link to the Pizza Making forum btw, excellent group of chaps who are also upset with American women. Cheers mate! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19612192 Canada 07/12/2012 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are as they should be. That is why the OP is so upset. Quoting: I eat at Dennys 19565086 As pointed out by others, pizza is not cuisine. It is an open faced sandwich made from leftovers, which can and should include yellow cheeses on occasion. I am not a fan of cut up hot dogs. They are basically pink slime. worst meat, cheapest spices, full of preservatives but you still must refrigerate them = profit product. Tomatoes did not even exist in Europe 'till the 17 century, so the bleating on about sauce is also wasted. The point about moms running around is what is really hurting him. 100 years ago women did not get out as much because they did not have enough time to do the work to get on the horse 10 times a week. 50 years ago, cars were unreliable and a second car was a luxury. Now autos are incredibly safe, powerful, and efficient. Regarding efficiency, it is actually better for moms to buy pizza out. a properly cooked pizza requires very hot, high quality ovens. Moms should pick it up on their way home from errands. Exactly. Women used to have to make and wash everything by hand; the washing machine and the sewing machine were two of the greatest inventions ever. Who wants to turn their ovens on to 500+ degrees in July anyway? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19569382 United States 07/12/2012 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exactly. Women used to have to make and wash everything by hand; the washing machine and the sewing machine were two of the greatest inventions ever. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19612192 Who wants to turn their ovens on to 500+ degrees in July anyway? Who wants to turn the clock back a hundred years? Dinosaurs whose time is up and they haven't either the sense or the decency to die out on schedule. 'Pizza,' my ass. We know what kind of thread this really is. |
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