Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

Wow, someone totally melted down over a cheese selection (pun intended). Ever hear of a five cheese pizza moron? Go over to Italy and see what they put on the pizza's, all sorts of things, even eggs sunnyside up.

did you forget your meds this morning?

Who cares, I bet their kids love it.

There is a place in Belmont Shore in ca. that GRINDS the pepperoni and or sausage...unbelievably good!

LOOOOOOOL

If you don't put cheddar on my pizza, I'll slap you upside the head with that worthless pie.

not all females cook OP, it is part of life and you are rude with your insult labelisms

Cheddar can be good on a pizza... IF, and only if it is the bottom layer of cheese, as a pizza should have at least two cheese layers. The others need to be mozzarella. However, Cheddar is absolutely necessary for making a Bacon Cheeseburger pizza.

Lots of American women can't cook, they just concoct junk food out of already-processed, pre-cooked stuff that comes in bottles, boxes, bags and cans. Tastes good if you like bland, greasy, starchy processed crap and if you like developing chronic lifestyle diseases in middle age and then living like a cripple for the rest of your life.

Ranch dressing is the Devil's doing!

Cheddar on pizza is awesome. If anyone knows what I'm talkin aboot. **Double-Double at Vern's Pizza**

dont you fucks have any passion at all to understand this post?

you stupid fat lazy morons are brain dead and your hearts run on caffiene and other synthetic chemicals made by pfizer. you suck!

These soccer mom twits are idiots and useless. thats the point of this post. The USA is over, because of luke warm, apathetic self entitled, lazy, assholes.

now FUCK YOU if you dont get it. If you dont get it you are part of the problem.

AND DONT PUT JUST CHEDDAR ON A PIZZA. Make an effort damn you!

Don't you have some fist pumping or something to do?

I've made pizza from scratch. I love that I can keep out the sugar in the sauce, and I add fennel seeds. But honestly, my crusts are just never right. I mean, they taste good and all, but seem to lack in uniformity in the oven. Guess I should practice more.

Soccer Moms are synthetically processed themselves so it fits.

OP, get off your lazy ass and make your own damned pizza since you are such a connoisseur.

And how many "Soccer Moms" pizza have you eaten? You don't know shit.

I make gluten free crust that I grind and I use vegan dayia cheese.

something other than mozzarella and pecorino and you cant´t really call it pizza anymore... would be insulting for the real pizza :D

also remember the sauce cooks in the oven, no need to pre cook. so easy. so good.

Then cook your own damn pizza. While you're at it, pull that stick out of your ass as well.

I agree with how you put it. Italians can get touchy about cooking, at least the American ones. My GF luckily can cook, both her and I are Italian. Not all Italians have dark tans and a swarthy look. She is a light skinned redhead, she does tan and it looks very interesting :)
I am a Blondie, I tan golden. We both can trace our history and families back well before the boat.

Probably OP went to a friends house or in laws. It is just a waste of food if you half-ass everything when that little extra bit of effort makes all the difference.

1. The trick to creating a good dough/crust for the pizza or anything for that matter is letting it proof overnight in the fridge covered up after it rose twice.
It should be slightly sticky.

2. I use both whole wheat flour and white flour, I have tried cake flour as well *simply a finer grade, not sweet*.
Yeast must be activated before with a drop of honey in the warm water, this makes the yeast go nuts.
Do not use a rolling pin, stretch or toss by hand. The pizza doesn't have to be a circle either.

3. Bake the pizza at the highest temp your oven will go.
Keep an eye on it.

4. Melting cheeses not hard cheeses. I have used ricotta, provolone, mozzarella *fake and real stuff, the real stuff if you can get it is wet and is made from buffalo milk*,
peccarino, stracchino, fontina, and gorgonzola.
Less is more.

5. Sauce can be a real secret recipe, complicated or as simple as crushed sweet tomatoes with a bit of Italian spices.
I prefer the simple approach.
Some swear by simple olive oil then crushed tomatoes.

6. Toppings should be healthy and fresh. Grilled meats work awesome if it is chicken, sausage, ham, smoked on the grill salami or pepperoni fronzino *not the American pepperoni but if thats what you got, its what you got*.
Less is more.
I like lots of fresh veggies on mine, tomatoes, peppers, onions.
Yum.
Fresh basil, oregano, cilantro are all good as toppings by and of themselves.

7. Olive oil, crushed garlic rubbed along the outside of the crust before baking makes it... well try it.
You will be in love.

Easy dough recipe, the most basic.

1 pkg of yeast
1 1/4 cup very warm water, almost hot
3 1/2 - 4 cups sifted flour
1/2 tsp. salt
*honey or pinch of sugar*

Mix all the dry goods together, salt, flour.
Form a pile.
Make a well or dimple inside pile of flour, salt.

*Drop the yeast into the almost hot water along with a drop or two of honey or a pinch or two of sugar.

Stir once or twice.

When it starts to bubble and froth pour into the well of dry.
Knead till mixed.
Cover and rest, let rise in a warm place.
Once doubled knead again.
Rise.
Put it in your fridge overnight or even for a couple hours.
You will notice it still rising but it is dimpled.
This is the gluten working, it'll get really weird if you use whole grain wheat flour.
Will be sticky.

If you are feeling brave add dry spices such as oregano, basil, crushed red pepper to the dry stuff.
Or if you want a really chewy crust that is crazy thick for a deep dish, 1 cup hot water, 1/4 cup of red wine or beer instead of the 1 1/4 cup of just very warm water.

Pizzamaking.com is actually a great forum, people can unite under a common love.

Gratzi

BTW. Soccer moms do suck, they are dangerous drivers.
One t-boned my gfs mom, fucking biati whore was on her cell phone and driving a huge SUV. Ma was in a neck brace for months, sued the shit out of that putzina

I rather doubt that any woman at all, mom or not, would have that creep in her house, let alone at her dinner table; maybe not even if she were of the kind that is paid by the hour. That, of course, is what OP's rant is really all about.

Pizzas were first made in Naples Italy and they were mostly for the poor folks. Pizzas in the various cultures that make and consume them have changed since the 1600s back in Naples. They can be made using any type of toppings one desires and the cheeses of the region.

You have a potty mouth and might work on that before you belittle "soccer moms" for making pizzas the way they do.

It seems you have issues with women in general which then makes this entire thing not about pizzas at all but your dysfunctional take on women.

Nothing wrong with cheddar on pizza. OP must have never heard of Mexican pizza.

How dare you attack Cheddar! your turd italian!

If you don't like it DON'T EAT IT! For some people i see that it is much better they keep their mouth shut 80% of the time!

Things like that happens otherwise!

Did you even read your post before posting it?

Strong Cheddar on a pita with BBQ sauce with chiken and spinaches is damn good so stfu you italian tard!

mexican/taco pizza is absolutely delicious. Until I went to mexico I never realized they they do have bread there. (not just chips, and burrito coverings)

Poor people's food is pretty damn good. The French have made an art out of poor people's food like snails and frog legs.

The 'Italian' bit is likely nonsense - but, just in case: there is a very low class of Italians, too. Not so many left in Italy since so many of the social 'unwanteds' emigrated, alas, in great numbers to America. The result was the general popularization of derogatory terms like 'wop' and 'dago' and 'greaser.' (yes, that last was in fact, usually reserved for them) Did you ever read "War As I Knew It" by General Patton? He said he used to think that Arabs were the lowest form of human life...until he went to Italy. In order to have got that bad an impression, he must have been exposed to the class of 'Italian' that OP prefers to personify here.

OP is a misogynist. This is just a woman hating thread.

Yup. Sometimes the men are the better cooks. And sometimes the women are better auto mechanics and home repair specialists.