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Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!! | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18589343 United States07/12/2012 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all. New York pizza......I can smell it folded and dripping.....I love NY. I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza. It's the best Pizza! |
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seer  User ID: 1529717 United States07/12/2012 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i can cook- really good, consistent, healthy, homemade, home grown, home hunted meals......... just wish i could find a man who knows how to support a woman properly. doing it all & teaching my kids to cook & drive! Last Edited by seer on 07/12/2012 08:51 PM |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 9913239 United States07/12/2012 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all. New York pizza......I can smell it folded and dripping.....I love NY. I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza. It's the best Pizza! I left NY for Arkansas over 20 years ago, haven't had a decent pizza since. My favorite was served at Four Brothers Inn, Mahopac, NY. If I ever win the lotto, I'm flying everyone I know to that location for a slice of pie. All other pizza is sub par. |
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| MarkinAZ User ID: 10028559 United States07/12/2012 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good heavens! Have you ever heard of buying a cookbook? Or you can pick up great recipes on epicurious.com online. Pick their simplest recipes for a beginner cook. BTW: basic ingredients for Pizza dough are flour, salt, oil, water and a bit of yeast. (The exact proportions vary from one recipe to another. You kneed it together, let it rise for a few minutes, kneed it again, and then roll it out, using oil on your hands, you stretch it into the corners of the pan. Pizza Sauce is mainly tomatoes, tomato paste, spices, etc. Spoon the sauce generously onto the dough that's stretched to fill the pan with no holes in the bottom of the dough. (remember to oil your hands so the dough won't stick to them.) Add sliced peperonni, sausage (already cooked, not raw) other meats or veggies as you wish. There is no set rule for the toppings. I prefer veggie pizza but others insist on meats, pepperoni, ham, sausage, etc. Use your imagination. But don't get too wild first time or two. You've got to walk before you can run. Top the whole thing with grated Mozzarella Cheese, grated parmesan cheese, garnish the top with chopped parsley and maybe fresh basil or oregano leaves diced into a minuscule dice. Bake the pizza in a hot (like 425 degrees) oven for about 14 to 20 minutes until the crust is cooked thru and brown on the edges. Cool for five minutes, then cut and serve. It will cost you about 3 to 5 dollars worth of ingredients to serve a family of four or five vs spending 25 dollars for take-out or delivery pizza that isn't anywhere near as good, or as fresh. Epicurious.com is a great source of recipes for about everything you could imagine. [ quote:Anonymous Coward 19448280:MV8xOTIyNDQ4XzMyMTgyMTMzX0I4QUJFREU2] i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce? |
| Chione latilirata User ID: 18589343 United States07/12/2012 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cheddar is a good cheese. Not good for pizza. Kinda like hotdogs with pineapple. Quoting: Chione latilirata That just might be pretty good! Like a quarter pounder with cheese and fries. Delicious, but very baaad. There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton |
| Chione latilirata User ID: 18589343 United States07/12/2012 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love Greeks. East cast Greek Diners were the best. All cuisines, all done well. Quoting: Chione latilirata Eat off the floor clean too. Greek pizza? Bring it! oh (dakria...sniff sniff...) I thought we could do Greek language, not pizza. Oh well, do you eat tsatsiki? When fresh cucumbers are available, any piece of flat bread is going to be spread with it - unless you get taramas instead, the salmon roe whipped up to a froth. It's salty and strong and melts in your mouth. Cheese is often eaten just by itself: did you have kefalotiri that way, cooked in a skillet and you dip your bread in it when it's still very hot? Feta is crumbly which is why you get it in salads (even if that's just oil and some olives) or baked into filo, to hold it still. Tell me what you ate that you didn't forget. I don't really care for 'pizza' and any time I'd spend to make a good one would be better spent on a good Greek sitarenio, the wheat bread made with soaked cracked wheat in it. Pull off a chunk and the texture of that can soak up a whole cup of good oil, without it running down your arm. Anything one can add to that excellence is 'gilding the lily.' Just remember kids: pizza is junk food and you shouldnt eat it too often. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252471 Mostly green veggies, protein, and highly quality fats like olive oil and avacadoes are where it is at. I happen to agree with you here but you understand, of course, that this thread isn't really about good nutrition: it's just a cyber-corner for OP's padded-room histrionics. Quoted for truth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2773085 Check out how many 30, 40 and even 50 year old women CAN'T COOK. If you're doing the dating thing, you'll find out quickly just how many. This one admittedly-hot 40-something professional that happens to be my doctor, had an ad on a dating site. Along with the usual wishes for a knight in shining armor, she adds, "bonus points if you possess mad skillz in the kitchen." TRANSLATION: I've been too busy getting wealthy in my professional life while neglecting basic homemaking skills. I've travelled the world, bought a big beautiful home and SUV and countless toys... but can't make a friggin' potato-and-egg omelette. Good luck with that search for Prince Charming, hon.  A doctor can hire a cook and a maid - and for that matter so can you or you can work in that field yourself. Lots of people can be taught the basics of domestic service; in fact, they're a dime a dozen. Not so many can become good doctors. The doctor, therefore, is the less 'dispensable' in the survival-apocalypse scheme of things, don't you think? That lady cruising the dating site can do a lot better than a spoiled, embittered curmudgeon like you. Want a servant? Hire one and pay one the going rate. Nothing comes for free - probably not even any 'dates' you're getting now. Must study you post...talk later. There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton |
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| Chione latilirata User ID: 18589343 United States07/12/2012 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good heavens! Have you ever heard of buying a cookbook? Or you can pick up great recipes on epicurious.com online. Pick their simplest recipes for a beginner cook. Quoting: MarkinAZ BTW: basic ingredients for Pizza dough are flour, salt, oil, water and a bit of yeast. (The exact proportions vary from one recipe to another. You kneed it together, let it rise for a few minutes, kneed it again, and then roll it out, using oil on your hands, you stretch it into the corners of the pan. Pizza Sauce is mainly tomatoes, tomato paste, spices, etc. Spoon the sauce generously onto the dough that's stretched to fill the pan with no holes in the bottom of the dough. (remember to oil your hands so the dough won't stick to them.) Add sliced peperonni, sausage (already cooked, not raw) other meats or veggies as you wish. There is no set rule for the toppings. I prefer veggie pizza but others insist on meats, pepperoni, ham, sausage, etc. Use your imagination. But don't get too wild first time or two. You've got to walk before you can run. Top the whole thing with grated Mozzarella Cheese, grated parmesan cheese, garnish the top with chopped parsley and maybe fresh basil or oregano leaves diced into a minuscule dice. Bake the pizza in a hot (like 425 degrees) oven for about 14 to 20 minutes until the crust is cooked thru and brown on the edges. Cool for five minutes, then cut and serve. It will cost you about 3 to 5 dollars worth of ingredients to serve a family of four or five vs spending 25 dollars for take-out or delivery pizza that isn't anywhere near as good, or as fresh. Epicurious.com is a great source of recipes for about everything you could imagine. [ quote:Anonymous Coward 19448280:MV8xOTIyNDQ4XzMyMTgyMTMzX0I4QUJFREU2] i want pizza really bad now...how do you make your dough and sauce? Good pizza is very difficult to do at home...unless you have a pizza oven in your backyard. But it can be done.......not traveling food though. There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18462886  Canada07/12/2012 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | must have wheat flour rye flour malt flour corn meal yeast mixed and aged for 2 days opened and stretched and "proofed" ( allowed to rise at room temp ) high fat really low water content mozza good quality BEEF pepperoni ( add your own other toppings but!- this alone will change your mind about what a "real" pizza is ) San Marzano crushed tomato for sauce ( maybe a little garlic ) cook on a stone at 700degrees ++ ( old fashioned huge stone pizza oven best) that's a "REAL" pizza thread now closed......... |
| Chione latilirata User ID: 18589343 United States07/12/2012 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Since we are talking about Pizza. Who here knows the recipe for New York Style Pizza? Dough and all. New York pizza......I can smell it folded and dripping.....I love NY. I was born and raised in NYC, but been living now in Ohio for 8 years and I do miss NY Style Pizza. It's the best Pizza! I left NY for Arkansas over 20 years ago, haven't had a decent pizza since. My favorite was served at Four Brothers Inn, Mahopac, NY. If I ever win the lotto, I'm flying everyone I know to that location for a slice of pie. All other pizza is sub par. New York....greatest place to be from....great food.....best corned beef and pastrami....and the people....goood but misunderstood.... There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton |
| Oldmotherhubbard User ID: 3926723 United States07/12/2012 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, though cheddar cheese isn't my choice for pizza. I think that some Soccer mom's can cook. For example, right now, my Husband and Oldest are fishing and hungry so I've made fresh seafood Alfredo. Made with real fresh cream, garlic, Parmesan cheese, fresh crab claw meat, scallops and shrimp it will be topped with farm fresh mozzarella and home grown parsley. The pasta is also made from scratch because that is best. I am a mother of 3, sports & dance class are part of my normal routine. :) Oldmotherhubbardglp (at) live.com ~mistakes are proof that you are trying~ ~be kind to unkind people, for they are the ones that need it the most~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 846701 United States07/12/2012 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bitches put no effort into anything anymore, they want everything handed to them. I fire a secretary every 3 months because all of them can't properly route a phone call, or feel the clients needs, if they're agitated, calm, nothing. They constantly turn away the wrong people and ruin my business if I don't keep a tight leash on them. I can't find a secretary worth shit anymore and basically have to do their job for them. What the hell happened to those old time secretaries that were able to make appointments for me, route calls properly and understand the basics of accounting? I even kept one for a whole year, training one, supposedly Harvard educated psychologist, bitch didn't amount to shit. You people have no clue how many women ruin businesses. Every bitch that tells me they're so stressed out because of kids and school, I tell them I'm fucking stressed out because I have to pick up the slack from everyone that can't do their fucking job, you go home after your 8 hour shift, I don't even stop working when I go home because I'm trying to get money to fucking pay your damn salary so you can go home to feed your fucking kids and suck your new boyfriends dick. I'm going to end up hiring a gay guy as suggested by friends, supposedly they do the jobs women can't do anymore. |
| Oldmotherhubbard User ID: 3926723 United States07/12/2012 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bitches put no effort into anything anymore, they want everything handed to them. I fire a secretary every 3 months because all of them can't properly route a phone call, or feel the clients needs, if they're agitated, calm, nothing. They constantly turn away the wrong people and ruin my business if I don't keep a tight leash on them. I can't find a secretary worth shit anymore and basically have to do their job for them. What the hell happened to those old time secretaries that were able to make appointments for me, route calls properly and understand the basics of accounting? I even kept one for a whole year, training one, supposedly Harvard educated psychologist, bitch didn't amount to shit. You people have no clue how many women ruin businesses. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 846701 Every bitch that tells me they're so stressed out because of kids and school, I tell them I'm fucking stressed out because I have to pick up the slack from everyone that can't do their fucking job, you go home after your 8 hour shift, I don't even stop working when I go home because I'm trying to get money to fucking pay your damn salary so you can go home to feed your fucking kids and suck your new boyfriends dick. I'm going to end up hiring a gay guy as suggested by friends, supposedly they do the jobs women can't do anymore. What kind of business requires "feeling" the clients?  Oldmotherhubbardglp (at) live.com ~mistakes are proof that you are trying~ ~be kind to unkind people, for they are the ones that need it the most~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18462886 Canada07/12/2012 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree OP...crappy bread dough and cheap cheese is lazy did this airhead actually bring this as a kids soccer snack ( pretty sure that woiuldn't be on the list of approved snacks ) or are you using it as a catchall phrase for lazy no cooking bitches??? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18462886 Canada07/12/2012 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, though cheddar cheese isn't my choice for pizza. I think that some Soccer mom's can cook. Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard For example, right now, my Husband and Oldest are fishing and hungry so I've made fresh seafood Alfredo. Made with real fresh cream, garlic, Parmesan cheese, fresh crab claw meat, scallops and shrimp it will be topped with farm fresh mozzarella and home grown parsley. The pasta is also made from scratch because that is best. I am a mother of 3, sports & dance class are part of my normal routine. :) not an approved/high energy children's soccer game half time snack though...just kidding |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1885697 United States07/12/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All I can say is I drove into manhattan yesterday for a haircut and I am kicking myself for not stopping and double parking and getting that pizza. Damn it!! And no not sexually frustrated. Just pizza frustrated!! I'll send you some new York pizza op |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 846701 United States07/12/2012 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bitches put no effort into anything anymore, they want everything handed to them. I fire a secretary every 3 months because all of them can't properly route a phone call, or feel the clients needs, if they're agitated, calm, nothing. They constantly turn away the wrong people and ruin my business if I don't keep a tight leash on them. I can't find a secretary worth shit anymore and basically have to do their job for them. What the hell happened to those old time secretaries that were able to make appointments for me, route calls properly and understand the basics of accounting? I even kept one for a whole year, training one, supposedly Harvard educated psychologist, bitch didn't amount to shit. You people have no clue how many women ruin businesses. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 846701 Every bitch that tells me they're so stressed out because of kids and school, I tell them I'm fucking stressed out because I have to pick up the slack from everyone that can't do their fucking job, you go home after your 8 hour shift, I don't even stop working when I go home because I'm trying to get money to fucking pay your damn salary so you can go home to feed your fucking kids and suck your new boyfriends dick. I'm going to end up hiring a gay guy as suggested by friends, supposedly they do the jobs women can't do anymore. What kind of business requires "feeling" the clients? One that requires knowing if the client is important vs. some shady salesman. |
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