Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

It's a Sicilian thing.

It is interesting men are soo angry at women all the time, yet they grovel to them. I make damn good pizza. I am just not going to give any to a man who has no manners and acts like an angry prick. Grow up.

This is just another circle jerk from the I Hates Wimmin Club.

They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc.
Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook.


YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA!
Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN!

Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP!

"Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH"

Fuck you!
No short cuts bitch, make an effort!
Do something with yourself!!!
Put out something.

I thought Ike Turner was dead?

Yellow cheese is proper for BBQ chicken pizza with sweet baby ray's sauce and red onions. Also for 'School Lunch' pizza with thick meat sauce and crust like sofa cushions. A sparse layer on top of white cheese is good for garlic pizza bread as well.

I like some cheddar cheese on my pizza. It is rather acceptable.

and stop putting sugar in the sauce!!!!!

It is rather easy and cheap to prepare a decent home made pizza, it is after all just a peasant food snack.

2 1/4 teaspoons of yeast
1 1/4 cup warm water 110-120 degrees
3 1/2 cups sifted flour
1/2 teaspoons of salt
pinch of sugar

Add yeast to a container of your warm water, pinch of sugar to super activate the yeast, stir.
Prepare your flour, sift in a large bowl, add salt.
Make a well of the flour in the large bowl.
Add yeast liquid when it is activated and bubbled.
Work it together with floured hands, leave it slightly sticky.
Cover and let rise.
Transfer to floured surface, kneed, let rise until doubled.
Kneed again.
Your dough is ready.

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If you are American spread your dough over a pan, pre-bake for a few minutes at 450 degrees especially if you are an American and add all kinds of random crap to your pizza. You need to add structure to your crust so it can hold all your random crap topping.

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Some add crushed and dried oregano to the dry dough mixture, others add beer in place of the water.
Both are excellent.
The beer dough creates a stiffer flakier and chewy crust.

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If you do want a pan style deep dish pizza, proof your dough in a covered container after initial rising overnight in your cooler. You will notice it is full of bubbles.
Spread as normal, it will bake thick, chewy and very good.

For sauce, crush your tomatoes, add basil. Nice and chunky.
For cheese, white cheese only! Do not over do it.
For toppings I prefer sliced mushrooms, roasted garlic and olives.
Drizzle some olive oil over the top.

Bake in a very hot oven 450 degrees - 500 for 8 minutes or until it is slightly brown along edges, not crispy, not doughy but chewy.
Serve with a nice tossed green salad of real greens, not lettuce but spinach, some ricotta cheese, wine vinaigrette.

Simplicity is the key. Even with a peasant snack food it is important to have some semblance of tradition.

Ketchup over toasted French bread with Velveeta and hot dogs?
Might as well kill yourself!

Shit all the women I know or talk to either don't know how to cook or else they claim they're too busy and don't have the time! LOL! But it's ok if you cook because then they want you to cook for them and then they can ooh and aaaah over it and become secretly jealous. I have a sister like that. She doesn't cook, too busy with work, school and church. I cook a lot, and I'm good at it ,too. She cannot even make simple squash and zucchini with onions and red, yellow and green peppers.

The men around here bitch and complain that they have to cook for themselves all the time and they don't have a woman to cook for them. LOL! I laugh at them because nobody wants a drunk to live with and that's about all these assholes do around here. Fucking pathetic and useless.

Then you have these damn girls who don't have a clue on how to boil water so they go out to eat all the time. They like living high on the hog and they're gold diggin' like hell trying to find some guy to pay their way.
I know won't starve in the long run. I'm able to take care of myself while all these losers run around looking fro somebody else to do it for them.