Yes! you!A HOLE TOURISTS!!!

Tourist that have never seing the sea from the midwest waddle over the ocean sit by a bench and start feeding pigeons, chips. Than the Seagulls come and bully the pigeons and it become a cluster fuck of birds. The birds get aggresive the tourists laugh like idiots and take off scare of the attack of the birds. As I'm sitting down in front of the Marina watching a small craft sailing race the birds see me think I'm going to feed them and come over to harrass me and shit all over me.
FUCKING TOURISTS now I got shit on by birds and I might catch bird flu.


Tourist that are from the Coast go into the national parks and start feeding the "cute" racoons. The racoons have no fear for humans and become Zombie racoon gangs attacking children and breaking into your cars.

Cat ladies see a stray cat and put out Milk for the cats than the word gets around in between the cats and one week later there is a gang of street cats having orgies in the front of your house and the female cats are making sounds as if getting raped not letting your sleep. A couple of months later you have 30 cats around your hood pissing all over smelling like shit and scratching the shit out of your car.


People/Tourist STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING OUTDOOR ANIMALS