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Zombie Racoons, Cat orgies and Attack of the birds

 
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Zombie Racoons, Cat orgies and Attack of the birds
Yes! you!A HOLE TOURISTS!!!

Tourist that have never seing the sea from the midwest waddle over the ocean sit by a bench and start feeding pigeons, chips. Than the Seagulls come and bully the pigeons and it become a cluster fuck of birds. The birds get aggresive the tourists laugh like idiots and take off scare of the attack of the birds. As I'm sitting down in front of the Marina watching a small craft sailing race the birds see me think I'm going to feed them and come over to harrass me and shit all over me.
FUCKING TOURISTS now I got shit on by birds and I might catch bird flu.


Tourist that are from the Coast go into the national parks and start feeding the "cute" racoons. The racoons have no fear for humans and become Zombie racoon gangs attacking children and breaking into your cars.

Cat ladies see a stray cat and put out Milk for the cats than the word gets around in between the cats and one week later there is a gang of street cats having orgies in the front of your house and the female cats are making sounds as if getting raped not letting your sleep. A couple of months later you have 30 cats around your hood pissing all over smelling like shit and scratching the shit out of your car.


People/Tourist STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING OUTDOOR ANIMALS
Sandi_T

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07/12/2012 10:06 PM
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Tell them to feed only the gay cats, since the problem isn't feeding the cats, it's that they're straight.

Are they straight stray cats, or straight domesticated cats? That's what I want to know.
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives
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07/12/2012 10:14 PM

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I am a bird feeding cat person. I am going to the beach on the coast tomorrow. What dock are you on?
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07/12/2012 10:16 PM
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I am a bird feeding cat person. I am going to the beach on the coast tomorrow. What dock are you on?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Nothing against nature I love animals but please stop feeding wild animals they are not pets
WindyMind

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07/12/2012 10:18 PM

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I feed ducks. When I am travelling and there is a cat near where I am staying I sometimes buy cat food. That's it. That is all I do. Did they really flock up and shit on you? :)
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07/12/2012 10:20 PM
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It sounds like you are not an animal lover, OP.
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07/12/2012 10:22 PM
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It sounds like you are not an animal lover, OP.
 Quoting: Tuff~Kooky


No on the contrary I like animals I'm an avid outdoorsman but unlike other people I truly respect animals by no feeding them Junk and promoting cat orgies
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I feed ducks. When I am travelling and there is a cat near where I am staying I sometimes buy cat food. That's it. That is all I do. Did they really flock up and shit on you? :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


ooooh I forgot about ducks.

Go to any beach in FLorida during tourist season or any pier in the west coast. You feed one seagull and 1 minute later you have a flock of 30 on top of you
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It sounds like you are not an animal lover, OP.
 Quoting: Tuff~Kooky


No on the contrary I like animals I'm an avid outdoorsman but unlike other people I truly respect animals by no feeding them Junk and promoting cat orgies
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


Well, feeding them junk is a problem, it's not good for them. Most people don't know any better, I will agree to that.
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I feed ducks. When I am travelling and there is a cat near where I am staying I sometimes buy cat food. That's it. That is all I do. Did they really flock up and shit on you? :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Don't feed the ducks let them fend for themselves if it's your cat and you are going to take care of and be responsible for its baby cats than go for it.

Otherwise be responsible and don't feed the cats
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07/12/2012 10:25 PM

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One seagull swooped in really fast and stole a french fry off of my plate.

That is my seagull story.
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07/12/2012 10:29 PM

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I feed ducks. When I am travelling and there is a cat near where I am staying I sometimes buy cat food. That's it. That is all I do. Did they really flock up and shit on you? :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Don't feed the ducks let them fend for themselves if it's your cat and you are going to take care of and be responsible for its baby cats than go for it.

Otherwise be responsible and don't feed the cats
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


If you don't feed the stray cats while on vacation what will happen? Will they not be able to get pregnant or will they starve to death sooner or maybe it just doesn't matter.

I love ducks and will feed them at every opportunity forever.

Who cares about bird feeding? They must have really shit on you. :)
WindyMind

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07/12/2012 10:34 PM

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I get it.....I won't do it....feeding the seagulls....except with french fries...the cats, I won't feed them where you are...which dock are you on?
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07/12/2012 10:46 PM
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I get it.....I won't do it....feeding the seagulls....except with french fries...the cats, I won't feed them where you are...which dock are you on?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Shaking my head. Let me guess you are feeding the ducks bread scraps do you really think that ducks are to eat bread.

I'm in the pacific northwest and wont tell you what pier
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Actually you can buy duck food for 25 cents a handfull where I currently feed ducks. I think it is the right food, however, I would feed ducks bread, why not?
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I get it.....I won't do it....feeding the seagulls....except with french fries...the cats, I won't feed them where you are...which dock are you on?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Shaking my head. Let me guess you are feeding the ducks bread scraps do you really think that ducks are to eat bread.

I'm in the pacific northwest and wont tell you what pier
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


Wrong area, darn I was going to try to aim the seagulls at you.
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07/12/2012 10:56 PM

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Now that I know about aiming seagulls nobody is safe.
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07/12/2012 11:25 PM
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Yes! you!A HOLE TOURISTS!!!

Tourist that have never seing the sea from the midwest waddle over the ocean sit by a bench and start feeding pigeons, chips. Than the Seagulls come and bully the pigeons and it become a cluster fuck of birds. The birds get aggresive the tourists laugh like idiots and take off scare of the attack of the birds. As I'm sitting down in front of the Marina watching a small craft sailing race the birds see me think I'm going to feed them and come over to harrass me and shit all over me.
FUCKING TOURISTS now I got shit on by birds and I might catch bird flu.


Tourist that are from the Coast go into the national parks and start feeding the "cute" racoons. The racoons have no fear for humans and become Zombie racoon gangs attacking children and breaking into your cars.

Cat ladies see a stray cat and put out Milk for the cats than the word gets around in between the cats and one week later there is a gang of street cats having orgies in the front of your house and the female cats are making sounds as if getting raped not letting your sleep. A couple of months later you have 30 cats around your hood pissing all over smelling like shit and scratching the shit out of your car.


People/Tourist STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING OUTDOOR ANIMALS
 Quoting: Ready2bugout



eventually it gets worse...cats start "laying down with dogs" ( nudge nudge wink wink ) and the puppy dogs, rainbows, kittens and flowers turn brown stinky and die...leaving us with a festering pile of evil rats
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if you would do a little more research ( or maybe at least some ) you will find out that urban feral cats and dogs do everything they can can in order to avoid the people nearby ( who I'll call the real natural urban parasites )...raccoons are even more aloof and polite and clever than the rest

we are the ones that are getting in their face and natural living space..we are the ones that need to learn how to behave and get along....look up the scientific documentaries on "urban wildlife"- you'll be shocked...and it even goes all the way down to rats also
Borat Sagdiyev

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I am a bird feeding cat person. I am going to the beach on the coast tomorrow. What dock are you on?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Nothing against nature I love animals but please stop feeding wild animals they are not pets
 Quoting: Ready2bugout
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Raccoons are really cute at first ...

russracoon


UNTIL THEY TASTE HUMAN FLESH!!!

Raccoon


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07/13/2012 02:28 AM
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if you would do a little more research ( or maybe at least some ) you will find out that urban feral cats and dogs do everything they can can in order to avoid the people nearby ( who I'll call the real natural urban parasites )...raccoons are even more aloof and polite and clever than the rest

we are the ones that are getting in their face and natural living space..we are the ones that need to learn how to behave and get along....look up the scientific documentaries on "urban wildlife"- you'll be shocked...and it even goes all the way down to rats also
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18462886


Laughing my ass off. I don't need to watch a documentary when I'm always camping and hiking and I experience gangs of zombie racoons

I don't need to watch a documentary when city seagulls get fed by humans all the time and become lazy and start depending on hand outs

I don't need to watch a documentary to know that you should not be feeding feral non spayed cats and helping them reproduce

YOu have no clue what you are talking about, EH!
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07/18/2012 08:33 PM
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Again I cam to see a kite surfing competition and was sitting down on of those wooden picnic tables while I eat a sandwich. small black birds came and went under the table almost pecking at my ankles, pigeons started fighting each other even thought I was not feeding them, than the seagulls were gliding right on top of me pooping on me and seasoning my sangwich. One seagull landed on the table and waited 30 minutes to pick over my scraps but I carefully eat my sandwich without drooping anything.

When I got up I threw away the wrapper and seagull moved over to my spot to look for leftovers and flew away pissed off because I din't leave it shit lol.

Where are the Zombie coons when you need them. I wish a zoombie coon came out of no where and just started having a
BFF= yodabird face feast


Fucking TOURIST stop feeding the manimals
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I am a bird feeding cat person. I am going to the beach on the coast tomorrow. What dock are you on?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Nothing against nature I love animals but please stop feeding wild animals they are not pets
 Quoting: Ready2bugout
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Raccoons are really cute at first ...

:russracoon:


UNTIL THEY TASTE HUMAN FLESH!!!

:Raccoon:


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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


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