I am a retired hit man, ask me a question

i reported you to the police.

.....or did i?

I was only ever given a picture of the subject.

None of which I knew because I rarely watch the news.

i can just imagine the phone call....
GLPer : zOMG!!! im calling to report a hit man!!
cops: ok, where are you...
Glper : its not me!! its the hit man...he's posting on a site that i would rather not mention right now
cops : where are you
GLPer : NO!! you have to believe me!! he killed 15 people with unproven alien heart inducer technology!! and he's gonna kill brief!
cops : sir is this a prank call? where are you?
GLPer : ancient alien theoryists contend that your government implanted alien chips in my head! you know exactly where i am!
cops : we are sending a cruiser and an ambulance to your residence immediately to detain you for your own safety

the end

OP has officially left the thread.

I would like to take the honour to replace him.

I was a hitman, but on CoD.

Ask me a question.

where did the hit man go??

LOL!

I have a question for this report i have to do for a college class i am taking called. Becoming a hit man. it has three questions i have to do a three page report on.. can you answer my questions?
1)under what conditions could i become a hit man or hit woman?

2) how do hit men neutralize their murders?

3)How do you use neutralized techniques to neutralize your own devainces?

how many years did you do this for?