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My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..

 
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07/13/2012 10:41 PM
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My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
She said it feels so good to have skin on skin...mmm k I take it her x was a baldy porno dude wtf. I dunno it sounds weird to me and I would feel stupid if anyone else was to see my shaved weiner lol damned

Ladies is this true or is it just her?
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07/13/2012 10:44 PM
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i remember there were these two girls.. and they said... " if you want us to s.... your d... you need to go shave down there." i cant remember if the one girl got the whole sentence out or not before i was already in the bathroom shaving.
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07/13/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
It sure is scratchy as it grows back. Not fun. Kinda looks weird tool if u go totally bald. Try wax ( ouch) lol
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07/13/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
You must be old fashioned, aren't you? Trimming the pubes is good. Just keep it trimmed and freshly washed. Nobody likes stinky junk on a man or a woman. A lot of guys do shave their junk down there. It does make them feel cleaner,too. Just depends on what you think you can deal with.
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07/13/2012 10:48 PM
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07/13/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
Yeah didn't even think of the itchy part!
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07/13/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
No I manscape but no I don't go bald which is what she wants me to do..
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07/13/2012 10:50 PM
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Aren't porno actors gay or at least bi?? Shave and your gay!! Dump the bitch and get a nice Amish girl!! Enough hair for both of you!! lol!
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07/13/2012 10:51 PM
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I love shaving my junk. Smells better, feels better, don't have pubes pulling on one another, its nice. Try it before you slam it, just don't shave your manbush off, that looks strange unless you're a muscle man type.
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07/13/2012 10:52 PM
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Yeah go on. Do it

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07/13/2012 10:53 PM
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Trim. Don't shave it all off. Women like to be cushioned. Just trim it to half length and shave it even.
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07/13/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
No I manscape but no I don't go bald which is what she wants me to do..
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Tell her you're supposed to look like a man, not a goddamn metro sexual pervert! and if she doesn't like it, fuck it. She's got issues! I can understand if you had the damn crabs then you'd have no choice but to shave everything completely bald in order to get rid of them. But if you keep it trimmed and clean, she should be okay with it.
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07/13/2012 10:54 PM
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Might as well seeing as it grows back.

I don't care one way or the other, but my boyfriend enjoys shaving it occasionally. Heightens sensation and makes it look bigger.
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trim
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07/13/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
I love shaving my junk. Smells better, feels better, don't have pubes pulling on one another, its nice. Try it before you slam it, just don't shave your manbush off, that looks strange unless you're a muscle man type.
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What? "love shaving my junk" but then "don't shave manbrush off" - isn't that the same thing?
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07/13/2012 10:58 PM
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Shave your back though. 'cause that shit is fugly.
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07/13/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
No I manscape but no I don't go bald which is what she wants me to do..
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If you're going to be a bitch about it, break up with her and send her to me, I'll take care of her
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07/13/2012 11:00 PM
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Dude, just trim. If you shave your junk, you gotta shave your legs, and your chest, and every other goddamn thing or you look like an idiot with just a bald spot around your crotch.
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07/13/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
I think I will just tell her if she swallows I will shave it oof "once" ohyeah
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07/13/2012 11:04 PM
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I think I will just tell her if she swallows I will shave it oof "once" ohyeah
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Tell her you want the prize behind door number 2 or the deal's off
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07/13/2012 11:08 PM
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if she's worth the ride - then do it - or maybe no more fun for you...
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07/13/2012 11:12 PM
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use lots of rogain down there, then ask her if she wants to mess with the Zohan.
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07/13/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
Shave a smiley face into your pubes. She'll never ask you to trim again.
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07/13/2012 11:18 PM
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Shave a smiley face into your pubes. She'll never ask you to trim again.
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Better yet, slather on some rogaine and if it works shave obama into your pubes.
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07/13/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
Do it.

She'll go down on you more. Trust me, the reason she's asking is because nobody likes gagging on pubic hair. I say this as a woman. The worst feeling in the world is having a pube stuck in the back of your throat.
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07/13/2012 11:24 PM
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yak butt
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07/13/2012 11:26 PM
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Do it.

She'll go down on you more. Trust me, the reason she's asking is because nobody likes gagging on pubic hair. I say this as a woman. The worst feeling in the world is having a pube stuck in the back of your throat.
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Either he's got a small cock or you're trying to deep throat.
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07/13/2012 11:26 PM
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Do it.

She'll go down on you more. Trust me, the reason she's asking is because nobody likes gagging on pubic hair. I say this as a woman. The worst feeling in the world is having a pube stuck in the back of your throat.
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...PLUS, it will make your dick look bigger. Seriously.
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07/13/2012 11:27 PM

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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
Im a dude and ive done it before no biggie. what if she didnt shave hers?
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07/13/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
Nay...maybe trim...my pet goat II
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Re: My girlfriend wants me to shave my junk WTF! yay or nay! Ladies please advise..
No I manscape but no I don't go bald which is what she wants me to do..
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Tell her you're supposed to look like a man, not a goddamn metro sexual pervert! and if she doesn't like it, fuck it. She's got issues! I can understand if you had the damn crabs then you'd have no choice but to shave everything completely bald in order to get rid of them. But if you keep it trimmed and clean, she should be okay with it.
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+1000!! Men are suppose to have hair! Don't do it OP!!

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