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Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/14/2012 01:40 AM
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Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Neighbor is jealous that the grass is greener on my side of the fence!
Anonymous Coward
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07/14/2012 01:41 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Why concern yourself with what your neighbour watches?
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07/14/2012 01:45 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Wear a leotard and a sombrero, and stare at them back.

While watering your lawn.
Anonymous Coward
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07/14/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Why concern yourself with what your neighbour watches?
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This. You are out in public view. People aren't allowed to view you for some special reason? Move out into the wilderness or deal with it
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07/14/2012 02:06 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Neighbor is jealous that the grass is greener on my side of the fence!
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Shoot him in the face and tell him jealousy is for losers
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07/14/2012 02:08 AM

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He jelly my friend.hf
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07/14/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Your wife is cheating and he feels sorry for you. He's contemplating telling you...he watches her sneak another man in the house while you are away at work....looks like the grass isnt greener on the other side....
weasel keeper

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07/14/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Likely has an obsessive compulsive disorder, and no life, these kinds of people are usually harmless, but some may cause trouble.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Anonymous Coward
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07/14/2012 02:19 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Because you water your lawn excessively. You spend four hours a day out there watering your lawn and people like to observe crazy, obsessive behavior.

I was once at a boyfriend's mom's house when she called me to the window to point out a neighbor mowing her lawn. We watched in awe as the lady mowed a lawn that could not have been mowed longer than a day ago. The grass was very short and kinda on the brown side.
Nostalgic Rain

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07/14/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
I am sure your neighbor is standing there thinking, why does this guy water for 2 hours twice a day. Him and his wife probably sit over breakfast and say things like, I'd hate to see that water bill, wouldn't want to be the one to pay that.
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07/15/2012 02:23 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Neighbor is jealous that the grass is greener on my side of the fence!
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Ask neighbor, don't ask us.
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07/15/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
are his hands in his pants while he watches you?

ohyeah
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07/15/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
he's thirsty?

you have to be a man because women don't give a shit about it.

however, if you happen to be a woman, he's not watching the lawn or the watering process.
SallieSunshine

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07/15/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Are you violating a local watering ordinance?
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07/15/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
I think people missed it chuckle
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07/15/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
he wants to burn it into his memory what a selfish asshole is when he has to tell his grandchildren how people used to waste hundreds of gallons of drinking water making their grass greener so they could be superior about the color of it.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2012 02:43 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Caused people ain't got nuthin' else to do. And that's why you're here with the rest of us. HAHAAHA!
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2012 02:44 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Don't you have a toilet?
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07/15/2012 02:46 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Don't you have a toilet?
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That waht I was thinking.

Either that or he is doing number 2.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2012 02:57 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Maybe hes looking for some pointers? or unless hes thinking that its easier to just put out a 2 dollar sprinkler in the middle of the yard!!!
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07/15/2012 03:11 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Neighbor is jealous that the grass is greener on my side of the fence!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1578696


Shoot him in the face and tell him jealousy is for losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18239371


are his hands in his pants while he watches you?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18897865


rockon
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07/15/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Probably because he thinks you're a moran for watering your lawn for more than 20min....

You do realize watering longer than that does nothing right?
Except wash away vauluable nutrients.

You are better off getting a timer and sprinkler and watering for 10-20min 2 times in the middle of the night about 6 hours apart, anything else and you are wasting fucking water being a dumbass.

If you want your lawn green you FEED it... not water it...
Your lawn is dead because it needs nutrients not more water.

Watertard....
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Your wife is cheating and he feels sorry for you. He's contemplating telling you...he watches her sneak another man in the house while you are away at work....looks like the grass isnt greener on the other side....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18066254


This
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07/15/2012 03:21 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Maybe he is on the neighborhood watch .
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07/15/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
You've had a booger hanging out of your nose for 2 weeks now and you still haven't noticed that's why.
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Your wife is cheating and he feels sorry for you. He's contemplating telling you...he watches her sneak another man in the house while you are away at work....looks like the grass isnt greener on the other side....
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ohno
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07/15/2012 03:28 PM
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Re: Why does my neighbor watch me for two hours in the morning and evening while I water my lawn!
Mine do the same thing. So I'm doing things to my car and things around my house and look up and there they are againgasp (they have 2 lawn chairs positioned facing my house) so I walked over and asked, why is that you have a beautiful lake to look at and yet you watch us?haha he laughed and said there is nothing going over there. you all are much more fun to watchlaugh and He said we crack him up sometimes. And he is right we do have an odd way about things pdancebut hey that's what makes life more interesting. I see his point. but I still every time I open my door I look to see if they are watching,hiding2 still feels kinda creepy. neener