If you really want to get her back make some shitty postmodern "art" music video that like reverberates what she says with some crappy dubstep type music in the background, throw some illuminati/masonic symbols in that shit and a bunch of random abstract shit and the video will catch fire and go completely viral... maybe conclude with salsa splattering all over her image... then eventually someone will think it is funny to throw salsa at her and she'll get some picante sauce in the face and everyone will be like "Gracias Dios Mio" and laugh at her...