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Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...

 
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Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
...about 4,000 of them. Sinks at sea. Would it be more or less orderly than the mass chaos that took place on the Costa Concordia or about the same?

I really can't decide, but I do keep coming up with hilarious images in my head.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
PANIC SEX
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
...about 4,000 of them. Sinks at sea. Would it be more or less orderly than the mass chaos that took place on the Costa Concordia or about the same?

I really can't decide, but I do keep coming up with hilarious images in my head.
 Quoting: Muggl3z


There would be a bloodbath long before the ship left port.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
...about 4,000 of them. Sinks at sea. Would it be more or less orderly than the mass chaos that took place on the Costa Concordia or about the same?

I really can't decide, but I do keep coming up with hilarious images in my head.
 Quoting: Muggl3z


There would be a bloodbath long before the ship left port.
 Quoting: Illuminatvs Primvs


rofl

You might be right.
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PANIC SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9540311


Can't believe I forgot about that, you're right.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
PANIC SEX
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9540311


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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
The religtards will pray and wait for a miracle while they sink with the ships

The alientards will hope for Alien abduction

The Drunktards will ramsack the bars and go down drunk

The only ones that i'll survibe will be the
The bugoutards will make a life raft out of linens
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The religtards will pray and wait for a miracle while they sink with the ships

The alientards will hope for Alien abduction

The Drunktards will ramsack the bars and go down drunk

The only ones that i'll survibe will be the
The bugoutards will make a life raft out of linens
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
The religtards will pray and wait for a miracle while they sink with the ships

The alientards will hope for Alien abduction

The Drunktards will ramsack the bars and go down drunk

The only ones that i'll survibe will be the
The bugoutards will make a life raft out of linens
5a
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


Ya forgot the suntards..

They will be hoping the latest c class falre will be hot enough to evaporate the ocean so the ship dont sink.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
The religtards will pray and wait for a miracle while they sink with the ships

The alientards will hope for Alien abduction

The Drunktards will ramsack the bars and go down drunk

The only ones that i'll survibe will be the
The bugoutards will make a life raft out of linens
5a
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


:W8I8N:
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I forgot while the bugoutards build the life rafts the Preptards will put together supplies and together they will survive
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
I think if it was not sinking it would be fun around tons of people who have the same belifes.but the goverment would for sure see it as the perfect oppertunity to take us all out in one fell swoop.better we all stay away from each other
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
lol thanks for the laugh. It would be so funny having alot of different GLPs on a boat together.
caz
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
Shills drilling holes in the bottom of the boat.
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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Shills drilling holes in the bottom of the boat.
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LOLOLOL...yeah so true.


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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
1.)PANIC SEX

2.) Three-quarters of the shipmates dismantling the ship to construct crude weapons and killing each other until just enough people are left to fill the escape boats. The remaining quarter get killed because they stand around expecting Jesus to rapture them, or a UFO to come out of the sky our sea and whisk them away.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
A sinking ship full of conspiracytards would make a hilarious movie.

I can imagine the ending. Being saved by The Nobody and The Woman of Scars who beam everyone up to the Gallactic Federations mothership to take the survivors off planet to Niburu.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
chuckle Come aboard we've been expecting you.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
The religtards will pray and wait for a miracle while they sink with the ships

The alientards will hope for Alien abduction

The Drunktards will ramsack the bars and go down drunk

The only ones that i'll survibe will be the
The bugoutards will make a life raft out of linens
5a
 Quoting: Ready2bugout


The Religitards would channel Moses and promenade amid two walls of water all the way to the Promised Land, thereby avoiding the nasty anal probing sure to befall the alientards.

One well fed bugoutard washes up on the beach to greet them.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
...about 4,000 of them. Sinks at sea. Would it be more or less orderly than the mass chaos that took place on the Costa Concordia or about the same?

I really can't decide, but I do keep coming up with hilarious images in my head.
 Quoting: Muggl3z


There would be a bloodbath long before the ship left port.
 Quoting: Illuminatvs Primvs


and I would give this guy negative karma for sure.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
It would sink before it left port .
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
It would sink before it left port .
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Indubitably .
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Eureka...!
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
I'll tell you what would happen

You have a core group of GLP that are thinkers and are kind and help to get people off the boat and to safety

Then Others would throw them off the boat and wish for the best

Then there would be others that would take advantage of the situation and raid the liquor cabinets...yet in the process they would die because they're dumbasses and wouldn't understand the ship is sinking

I really hope GLP never throws a cruise.....
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you would get banned...
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you would get banned...
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chuckle
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
And the CAPTAIN of the ship..just before it all went down..would file a final report with the INSTITUTE....and then fly off in a big black helicopter...followed by a stack of drones.
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
If you end up in a life raft Astromut will navigate the boat back to land using the stars
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
If you end up in a life raft Astromut will navigate the boat back to land using the stars
 Quoting: Ready2bugout



And Zazz would let you know that the DJIA/stockmarket was at 20K, and all was well...
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If you end up in a life raft Astromut will navigate the boat back to land using the stars
 Quoting: Ready2bugout



And Zazz would let you know that the DJIA/stockmarket was at 20K, and all was well...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19847052



And DGN would pull out the Bible informing the survivors that Yahweh loves us...
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Re: Thought experiment: What would happen if a cruise ship packed w/GLP'ers...
Great idea for a cruise.
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TTown girl will be okay with her build in life preservers lol

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