Linda Molton-Howe !!! whilst her information can be interesting at times her delivery of said information is like listening to a Robot reading a train time table ...


IN Monocrome almost Metalic Voice

LMH ... EYE SPOKE TO SHERIFF JACK THOMPSON OF THE SCOTSDSALE POLICE FORCE AND I ASKED HIM ......

SHERIFF CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU SEEN THAT NIGHT ,,,


IT WAS A LIGHT ... IN THE SKY ... UNLIKE I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE ....


END QUOUTE .... HE SAID ..


AND GEORGE LET ME TELL YOU .. I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE ... WELL EXCEPT FOR THE 200 OTHER WEEKLY UPDATES I GIVE TO YOU AND 15 OTHER SHOWS WERE I have never heard anything like that ...

OK Linda .. You Bet .. thanks

Linda Molton Howe Folks with another crock of shit story ..

Hey Lets look through the Secret Door Kids shall we ?

OK hellow and welcome to coast to coast ..

Hellooooo Geeeoorrggge can you guess who it is .... I'll give you a hint ... everytime I come on the show I am plugging some fucking hippy book signing convention in New Mexico ...

GN .. Ehhh well thats describes all my guests ... you are going to have to give me another clue ...




Ok I have made the most important discovery in human history ...
GN Sorry thats everybody too
OK I am the most important man in the history of everything ... I am annnoyingly smug and I have delusions of Grandeur

HOGLAND !!! my old friend ..!!

Yes George it is I .. the great Richard the Turd Hogland .. and have I got a story for you tonight ... Are you sitting down George ..

Yes Richard ..

Well ... my source inside Nasa, tells me that Nasa, is actually a Space Agency and not a front for a Military Space Program, Mars in inhubitual and the Moon rather than being a Ancient Metal Space Station ... is ... wait for .. it ... a naturally formed Satilite ...

Wow Richard ... have you put this down in a Book ..

I have ...

GN You have !! and I got to tell you Richard this is the best book I have read since the last time I said this the best book ... You really did a great Job .!! and great pictures !! does it come with coloring crayons ?