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ISSUED: FOUR SIREN ALERT!!! Folks, I am sorry to Say I am Going To Have to Issue A Rare FOUR SIREN ALERT!!!

 
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Do I have time to shave my legs before the PANIC SEX????
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


There are people who get it. and people who don't. Time is limited.. but yes!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


I sharpened my Ka-bar before I shaved, so my legs are as smooth as a baby Longwalker's bottom.

I'm gonna go rehydrate a romantic dinner for 2 from The Freeze-Dry Guy and get in postion for some backside intel.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


Well, that just made this entire thread worth it!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


chuckle

More intel is good intel:)
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Where's that "other fella"?
The one that cans bacon.
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I love that guy.


Don't wanna survive doom without him!
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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Where's that "other fella"?
The one that cans bacon.
 Quoting: Madigan


I love that guy.


Don't wanna survive doom without him!
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Sure thing Even Doogie Howser is on board with the rangers...

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I have to issue this jerkit


idiot


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are you sure this was not the CB band?


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Fandango Rangers RIGHT AGAIN!

Thread: BREAKING: Bus Carrying Israeli Tourists Bombed at Bulgaria Airport!! Israel Blames Iran - Will Respond with Force!!!
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Is this anything like 4 alarm Firehouse BBQ sauce???
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What's the frequency?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19876636


Pretty Damn Frequent!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


lmao
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What's the frequency?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19876636


Pretty Damn Frequent!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


bwahahaha
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Last Edited by Eternium on 07/18/2012 12:03 PM
Tatvamasi. Empty and marvelous
ifSHTF
have a plan when it hits the fan.

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 Quoting: Eternium


end of the video - ass mr greenthumb.com?
lulz.

Last Edited by ifSHTF on 07/18/2012 12:06 PM
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every day every week is a 4 siren alert...

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every day every week is a 4 siren alert...

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Now you're beginning to see, Neo.
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every day every week is a 4 siren alert...

alien16
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14310193


Haters going to hate. Fandango Ranger Intel NAILED IT. This terrorist attack on he tourist bus is going to be the start of some very bad shit. Hope you got your preps in order.
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Yo Hawk, can I hijack your thread for a minute? Was given a message by Bill Deagle today that I think you and yours should hear.
 Quoting: siniXster


For Pete's sake, Hawk-0, give this man permission to hijack already! Your thread here is crashing and burning unless you get some REAL backside intel to report!
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Yo Hawk, can I hijack your thread for a minute? Was given a message by Bill Deagle today that I think you and yours should hear.
 Quoting: siniXster


For Pete's sake, Hawk-0, give this man permission to hijack already! Your thread here is crashing and burning unless you get some REAL backside intel to report!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19297477


He doesn't even have to ask. Hijak away. I'm not a thread nazi.
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What's the frequency?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19876636


Pretty Damn Frequent!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Omg hahahaha gotta love that slapstick humor!
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OOOOoooOOOOHHHHhhHHHH

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
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OOOOoooOOOOHHHHhhHHHH

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18857989


Thats an 11 siren alert, pretty sure that is illegal in the lower 50.
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Thanks for the heads up!

I'm going to bring in my tomato plants, just in case.
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Backside chatter on the shortwave radia indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. Please stay Vigiliant this week!! BEA VICTOR AND NOT A VICTIM!

siren2 siren2 siren2 siren2
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Sorry but youre a complete and utter idiot. So in other words, Fuck You!
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Backside splatter on the shortwave homophone indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET STUFFED. Please stay homoerotic this week!! BE A VICTOR AND NOT A AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION!!

WORD TO YOUR MOMS, HAWK DROPS THE BS BOMBS ::BOOOOM::


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Backside chatter on the shortwave radia indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. Please stay Vigiliant this week!! BEA VICTOR AND NOT A VICTIM!

siren2 siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Sorry but youre a complete and utter idiot. So in other words, Fuck You!
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return
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Backside chatter on the shortwave radia indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. Please stay Vigiliant this week!! BEA VICTOR AND NOT A VICTIM!

siren2 siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Do I have time to shave my legs before the PANIC SEX????
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


There are people who get it. and people who don't. Time is limited.. but yes!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


I sharpened my Ka-bar before I shaved, so my legs are as smooth as a baby Longwalker's bottom.

I'm gonna go rehydrate a romantic dinner for 2 from The Freeze-Dry Guy and get in postion for some backside intel.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


Wow...I love doom!
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lol...funnyafro
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Backside chatter on the shortwave radia indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. Please stay Vigiliant this week!! BEA VICTOR AND NOT A VICTIM!

siren2 siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Sorry but youre a complete and utter idiot. So in other words, Fuck You!
 Quoting: ColKlink 16548797


return
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You never fail to make me smile. thank you :)
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Backside chatter on the shortwave radia indicates SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. Please stay Vigiliant this week!! BEA VICTOR AND NOT A VICTIM!

siren2 siren2 siren2 siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


what kind of a fuckstick are you anyway..are you a Texan by any chance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19876383


Close... New Jersey
 Quoting: Hawk-02


I'm in NY..is it safe yet?
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Re: ISSUED: FOUR SIREN ALERT!!! Folks, I am sorry to Say I am Going To Have to Issue A Rare FOUR SIREN ALERT!!!
I have no inside information.
I am slightly psychic.
I, too, feel the shit's about to hit the fan.
I am only speaking from psychic feelings and being a total news junkie who keeps up with everything. Plus, I have a tendency to jump to the worst possible conclusion from my 6th sense, doubting it, and then something happens.
Watch London
Damascus
the American fleet in the Gulf
These are purely my psychic hunches.
I'm also getting something about Spain and the Vatican. The Vatican feeling is very eerie and strong. This doesn't seem to be a natural disaster but a man-made act.
Damn, I hope I am wrong and just as crazy as a loon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19880305


Like I said. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. If you gotTomato plants.. You know what to do.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


oh your a pot head. explains it all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16854076


WAIT!! HOLD ON!! You mean "tomato plants" is a metaphor for pot plants?? Seriously???

Dammit - this is just like when I found out why Shaggy was hungry all the time.

Ruined my friggin childhood, that did.

I'm an idiot.
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Here comes the doom.

No need to wait for December 21st.



You have been warned.
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such a fkn retarded thread..

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