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Zombie OTTER goes apeshit, attacks triathlete in lake; bites woman 25 times!

 
Borat Sagdiyev
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


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What the hell is the government putting in
the water or spraying from the AIR to make
the animals go apeshit crazy like this?!
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heavy metals and radiation....a little bit of this and that. and lyme disease, mycoplasmas, morgellons...just the tip of the proverbial iceberg my friends.


satan is infiltrating all higher ranks of government whether the organic portals (hopefully HUMANS) realize it or not.
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heavy metals and radiation....a little bit of this and that.
and lyme disease, mycoplasmas, morgellons...just the tip of
the proverbial iceberg my friends.

satan is infiltrating all higher ranks of government whether
the organic portals (hopefully HUMANS) realize it or not.

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I have never heard of an OTTER pursuing a human and
attacking someone multiple times
. Seriously, WTF?!


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"I'm scared, but it's one of those things you don't want to let get the best of you," she said. "It's not like I'll be bitten by another otter."


you just never know....

cruise
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Whut de fuq?
***Earth was once considered to be flat. Anything is possible.***
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


A simple Google search proves this is not uncommon.

You little girls are such drama queens. You remind me of my daughter and her 12 year old friends.
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What the hell is the government putting in
the water or spraying from the AIR to make
the animals go apeshit crazy like this?!
 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


I have no idea but it has obviously worked on you.
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It is eating brains.


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It is eating brains.


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Zombie crow? Too stupid!!!

My cat eats the heads off of animals he catches all the time. Normal.
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It is eating brains.


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Zombie crow? Too stupid!!!

My cat eats the heads off of animals he catches all the time. Normal.
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Nice kitty you have there.
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WTF? he's never heard of rabies?
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heavy metals and radiation....a little bit of this and that.
and lyme disease, mycoplasmas, morgellons...just the tip of
the proverbial iceberg my friends.

satan is infiltrating all higher ranks of government whether
the organic portals (hopefully HUMANS) realize it or not.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17926276
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I have never heard of an OTTER pursuing a human and
attacking someone multiple times
. Seriously, WTF?!


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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev



well humans have been fucking with nature for years, killing creatures for fun, research, fur etc ... natures a bitch when it fights back, fuck idiots and this Zombie bullshit, there are no zombies, maybe zombie is the latest catch phrase
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i have this squirrel that is not scared of humans either. he chases after us. i thought squirrels were scared of people.
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Going 'ape-shit' is a prejudiced term against monkeys.
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Zombie Otter
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A simple Google search proves this is not uncommon.

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Common, huh?

How common?

Every day?
Every week?
Every month?!

First time I've heard of an Otter pursuing
a human and REPEATEDLY biting them! WTF?

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wetsuit made the otter think she was food?

Shark apparently do that with people..
Let me let you in on a little secrete of mine, as far as god goes I don't believe in your kind- I think we all god just gotter look deeper inside, that's probably what your bible means by you seek and you find.
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Otter can easily attack if provoked.


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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


what the fuck time to bug o ut
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"It had a gray head, little beaded eyes, and was very agile in the water. ... "rofl
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Re: Zombie OTTER goes apeshit, attacks triathlete in lake; bites woman 25 times!
Folks:

Animals cannibalize their dead all the time. Animals also get diseases like rabies, etc. Some are also just plain psycho, like some humans.

My kid's hamsters use to have what we called 'elections'. We'd wake up in the morning and find a piece of fur, a rib cage, a missing hamster, and a few fat and happy ones snoring away, sleeping it off. They killed and ate one of their fellow hamsters.
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ok this reminds of this standoff I had witha squirrel last week. I recently moved into a new apartment and a squirrel decided to start building a nest in my ceiling (theres a gap between the old and new roofs that offers shade). The squirrel would come and go multiple times a day and was extremely loud every time so I would know when it was trying to get into my ceiling.

I tried chasing it away but its as though it was not scared of me at all. It went down to the sidewalk in front of my apartment but would just wait there. I sat in my chair and it would come up about two feet away from my feet and stop. I would stare it down and it would stare me down but it WOULD NOT go away! It even tried to get up there with me standing right there.

There was nothing I could do to convince this squirrel that I was a threat. I sprayed it with pepper spray and the drain pipe it climbs up and it barely phased it. The maintenance guy finally caught it and its gone now but its so weird that it was not afraid of me at all. I don't think it had rabies or anything it just seemed like it didn't give a fuck about me for some reason. A lot of mammals seem to be struggling lately....
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bathsalts.

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Dumped in the water ...


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i have this squirrel that is not scared of humans either. he chases after us. i thought squirrels were scared of people.
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LOL...that cracks me up...i'd have fun with that little tree rat..lol
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The poor creature, after being Ass-Raped by Mohamedans.

He found the religion of "peace" and went on an Ass-Rape frenzy.
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


Rabies!
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


The swimmer was too close to the mother otter's young. It was just being protective.
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


i wasn't sure what i thought about you at first, OP, Sagdiyev. ....but you....i LIKE you. *nods* good times. good posts. ;)


creepy that the animals are even getting in on this ape-shit stuff. lol
maybe it was simply rabies?
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Add OTTERS to the list of Zombie Raccoons and other critters
that are going apeshit and attacking humans!

WTF?!


"I've never seen or heard of it before," said Mike Scott, a
conservation officer with the Minnesota Department of Natural
Resources in Duluth. "We've got otters everywhere ... lakes,
streams. Most times, (swimmers) wouldn't even know it.
Otters usually stay away."


[link to www.myfoxdc.com]

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


How 'bout rabies? Ever thought of that?





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