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how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)

 
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Sex is secondary to females.

They'll judge you foremost on appearance. APPEARANCE, not LOOKS.

Therefore, dress NICELY and try to look rich.

Think I'm joking? Nope.

Second, CARRY YOURSELF WITH CONFIDENCE. They're looking for CONFIDENCE consciously and subconsciously, and if they don't sense it in you, they'll be a lot less interested.

Third, act like you don't give a FUCK. At all. Be friendly, be respectful, but in no way lead on that you give a shit whether you see or talk to her again... this will make her want you (if you've successfully carried out the first 2 steps).

Sex comes after all these sensory necessities (basically mind control) are fulfilled.

You look nicely dressed, you're confident, you seem laid back, kinda hard to get...

They'll be kicking each other in the twats to be the first one bouncing on that cock.

But only if you have confidence. You can feign confidence too... remember PEOPLE ONLY KNOW WHAT YOU TELL THEM. People only know you THE WAY YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. You'll get real confidence naturally after a few good experiences.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

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Get a nice tan if you are white.
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And this...

rofl

I just could never possibly take you seriously. Ever.
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Make the enormous effort to develop yourself into a man with knowledge and wisdom. Puberty alone has never turned a boy into a man and never will.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
ok well i know this will sound stupid and very naive but i got to ask the girls. (which is probaly shooting myself in the foot but ohwel)

When I go out mostly girls dont even look at me. And I know most of them don't need sex, are arn't interested in checking you out. I don't know if thats because i may be below average or what, but I think im tolerable at the least.

what if i wanted to get a girl from outside public if i wanted to get her to have sex lol.

how would u do it. Are any of them even thinking about it? If you suggested it in some way would they ever do it.


I dont know i just need to understand what girls are thinking.
I dont even care about sex just tell me what your thinking at the least, bout guys.

what goes through you mind how do you approach it at all.
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first, stop caring.

second, act like they are already interested regardless.

thirdly, get laid.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
Sex is secondary to females.

They'll judge you foremost on appearance. APPEARANCE, not LOOKS.

Therefore, dress NICELY and try to look rich.

Think I'm joking? Nope.

Second, CARRY YOURSELF WITH CONFIDENCE. They're looking for CONFIDENCE consciously and subconsciously, and if they don't sense it in you, they'll be a lot less interested.

Third, act like you don't give a FUCK. At all. Be friendly, be respectful, but in no way lead on that you give a shit whether you see or talk to her again... this will make her want you (if you've successfully carried out the first 2 steps).

Sex comes after all these sensory necessities (basically mind control) are fulfilled.


You look nicely dressed, you're confident, you seem laid back, kinda hard to get...

They'll be kicking each other in the twats to be the first one bouncing on that cock.

But only if you have confidence. You can feign confidence too... remember PEOPLE ONLY KNOW WHAT YOU TELL THEM. People only know you THE WAY YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. You'll get real confidence naturally after a few good experiences.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious




^^^^^^ This person knows what they are talking about.

Men are visual creatures we love to look at tits and ass

Women are too, but they look at your cloths and shoes

confidence is key.. not soo much that your cocky, but leading into the 3rd point, it should be enough confidence that you dont care what they think.

Its when they think that your not interested in them that they start to ask, "why is he not interested in me?" "am i not hot enough?" "does he have a GF?" and those questions burn them up..
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I can tell you're thinking "Oh well then I'll just make all these stories up about how great I am", NO.

Lies are bad... there's a difference between LYING, and masquerading (in your case, masquerading as a confident person).

If you lie, you'll get caught, and no one's gonna wanna give you the pussy.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


agree with ^^this

also a lot of people say nice guys finish last, BUT what has always worked for me is having a good appearance, almost intimidating but then surprising them with how nice you are.

I was always a semi attractive guy and stayed in good shape but a lot of girls mistook my shyness with being arrogant.

Well once they get to know me they realize im a very compassionate, friendly person and they like that a lot.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
ask them what range they would put you in
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHA what a dumb motherfucker...


OP and all males, whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THIS ADVICE.


"c.f." you HAVE GOT to be troll to say some dumb shit like that.


Nothing screams TOTALLY NOT CONFIDENT AT ALL more than ASKING a female "what range you're in". I would laugh.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Are you afraid of the truth? You told the guy to buy a fucking suit...how many times do women see a guy in the same suit "trying to act rich" (fucking dipshit, you said in YOUR next post NOT to lie to them)...just savor the flavor of your foot for a while there "studly" (idiot) while he tests the waters with advice that will actually help him. You know zip about how to meet women Mr. Obvious.






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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
I can tell you're thinking "Oh well then I'll just make all these stories up about how great I am", NO.

Lies are bad... there's a difference between LYING, and masquerading (in your case, masquerading as a confident person).

If you lie, you'll get caught, and no one's gonna wanna give you the pussy.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


agree with ^^this

also a lot of people say nice guys finish last, BUT what has always worked for me is having a good appearance, almost intimidating but then surprising them with how nice you are.

I was always a semi attractive guy and stayed in good shape but a lot of girls mistook my shyness with being arrogant.

Well once they get to know me they realize im a very compassionate, friendly person and they like that a lot.
 Quoting: Philligan


Before you pat him on the back, re-read his post about buying a suit and acting rich...dammmm the ADD is rampant here.






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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
All the advice given so far are just the FIRST STEPS.

In the end, if you have a small car and you go pick up the girl in the small car, if she's anyone with self respect, she will dump ya.

Money still talks. Loudly.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
ask them what range they would put you in
 Quoting: c.f. 739427




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHA what a dumb motherfucker...


OP and all males, whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THIS ADVICE.


"c.f." you HAVE GOT to be troll to say some dumb shit like that.


Nothing screams TOTALLY NOT CONFIDENT AT ALL more than ASKING a female "what range you're in". I would laugh.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Are you afraid of the truth? You told the guy to buy a fucking suit...how many times do women see a guy in the same suit "trying to act rich" (fucking dipshit, you said in YOUR next post NOT to lie to them)...just savor the flavor of your foot for a while there "studly" (idiot) while he tests the waters with advice that will actually help him. You know zip about how to meet women Mr. Obvious.
 Quoting: c.f. 739427


I'm a girl and seriously, Mister Obvious is way closer to correct than you are. Nausea set in when I was reading what you think women go for. It's hilarious.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
Tell them you will marry them and take care of them forever
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
So all you want is "sex" ... define sex please?

wanting just sex is different than wanting to make love

don't be so desperate, don't rush it, and be respectful...

and if you want a "real" decent woman, keep money out of the equation. a good woman can't and won't be bought and money doesn't impress her one bit and neither does flashy cars or big houses....(yes we are still out here)
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
No never try to "act" rich. Because well, eventually she will find out the truth. Not only that, but if you actually start dating her and you "act" rich well you'll be broke really fast.

Lose lose situation
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
So all you want is "sex" ... define sex please?

wanting just sex is different than wanting to make love

don't be so desperate, don't rush it, and be respectful...

and if you want a "real" decent woman, keep money out of the equation. a good woman can't and won't be bought and money doesn't impress her one bit and neither does flashy cars or big houses....(yes we are still out here)
 Quoting: anonymousLMFAO


That's where a lot of people are mistaken, and a lot of women lie to themselves...

The guy needs to be a good guy WITH money.

A bad guy WITH money = No, no.

A good guy WITHOUT money = No, no.

The "real" decent women you talk about are rare, and may not be attractive (what the OP wants).

The OP wants "hot" women, and most hot women need you to have some level of economic achievement.
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They'll be kicking each other in the twats to be the first one bouncing on that cock.

 Quoting: Mister Obvious


are you sure lol.

I'll try take that advice then.

Can you give me more details though. I know you gave the basic idea. But in what way dress nice, haircut? what kind of clothes? What kind of confidence, what type of body language.

From your pespective like as much detail as you can what would u find attractive, or have you any example ect.

Thanks though for what you said already.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
So all you want is "sex" ... define sex please?

wanting just sex is different than wanting to make love

don't be so desperate, don't rush it, and be respectful...

and if you want a "real" decent woman, keep money out of the equation. a good woman can't and won't be bought and money doesn't impress her one bit and neither does flashy cars or big houses....(yes we are still out here)
 Quoting: anonymousLMFAO


That's where a lot of people are mistaken, and a lot of women lie to themselves...

The guy needs to be a good guy WITH money.

A bad guy WITH money = No, no.

A good guy WITHOUT money = No, no.

The "real" decent women you talk about are rare, and may not be attractive (what the OP wants).

The OP wants "hot" women, and most hot women need you to have some level of economic achievement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19880133


this is also true
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These days it is veeery easy.. just buy them a hot dog and a bag of chips and its go time.

Then they want child support.
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
Can you give me more details though. I know you gave the basic idea. But in what way dress nice, haircut? what kind of clothes? What kind of confidence, what type of body language.

From your pespective like as much detail as you can what would u find attractive, or have you any example ect.

Thanks though for what you said already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15820815




Well, I like to recommend the preppy look, for young males...

[link to www.thebabyblackbird.com]
(Except for the bag, that's fucking retarded unless you're carrying around a laptop. No idea who the guy in the pic is BTW. He's not important, it's his clothes we're looking at.)


[link to www.examiner.com]

I know it says "groom" but it's still good examples. And remember man, these clothes don't have to be expensive, look around if you're strapped for cash. You can get the cheap shit and still achieve this look.

Just because you're dressing nice, in nice dress shirts, nice pants, nice shoes... DOES NOT MEAN you have to be faggy. This is a stereotype guys force on each other out of insecurity.


Here's an awesome example too:
[link to stylewithanna.com]

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Yep, the big M, a sure thing (usually)
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
ok well i know this will sound stupid and very naive but i got to ask the girls. (which is probaly shooting myself in the foot but ohwel)

When I go out mostly girls dont even look at me. And I know most of them don't need sex, are arn't interested in checking you out. I don't know if thats because i may be below average or what, but I think im tolerable at the least.

what if i wanted to get a girl from outside public if i wanted to get her to have sex lol.

how would u do it. Are any of them even thinking about it? If you suggested it in some way would they ever do it.


I dont know i just need to understand what girls are thinking.
I dont even care about sex just tell me what your thinking at the least, bout guys.

what goes through you mind how do you approach it at all.
 Quoting: anon 15820815


Scrump?
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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rofl
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Re: how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)
Can you give me more details though. I know you gave the basic idea. But in what way dress nice, haircut? what kind of clothes? What kind of confidence, what type of body language.

From your pespective like as much detail as you can what would u find attractive, or have you any example ect.

Thanks though for what you said already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15820815




Well, I like to recommend the preppy look, for young males...

[link to www.thebabyblackbird.com]
(Except for the bag, that's fucking retarded unless you're carrying around a laptop. No idea who the guy in the pic is BTW. He's not important, it's his clothes we're looking at.)


[link to www.examiner.com]

I know it says "groom" but it's still good examples. And remember man, these clothes don't have to be expensive, look around if you're strapped for cash. You can get the cheap shit and still achieve this look.

Just because you're dressing nice, in nice dress shirts, nice pants, nice shoes... DOES NOT MEAN you have to be faggy. This is a stereotype guys force on each other out of insecurity.


Here's an awesome example too:
[link to stylewithanna.com]
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

^^ This!

My husband wore khakis, a nice polo, matching belt and shoes, and a short almost military style haircut when we met. He dressed better than almost every guy I ever dated, including my ex-husband. It left a good impression, because it showed that he cared about looking spiffy when he met me. No ratty shirts or ratty jeans anywhere in his wardrobe. His house was messy, but he's a natural slob when it comes to the domestic side of things. That I can live with!
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Join a band, tell them john mayer influenced you lyricaly, boom, problem solved. badass and confident all in one, minus all the work.
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Marriage works.
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Join a band, tell them john mayer influenced you lyricaly, boom, problem solved. badass and confident all in one, minus all the work.
 Quoting: erik_vengeance



Bwahahaha good one.

It's a lie, though, and like I said, no lies!

Unless it's lying to yourself about how awesome you are until it becomes reality.
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Join a band, tell them john mayer influenced you lyricaly, boom, problem solved. badass and confident all in one, minus all the work.
 Quoting: erik_vengeance



Bwahahaha good one.

It's a lie, though, and like I said, no lies!

Unless it's lying to yourself about how awesome you are until it becomes reality.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious



Are you female?

Next question.

Can you be my mentor?
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A note on the clothes side of things though, OP...

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WEAR TIGHT PANTS.

Nothing repulses me more than seeing a man in tight/skinny pants. It's disgusting.

[link to www.thebabyblackbird.com]

Look at his pants. They aren't too tight. And it makes his crotch region stand out too, which is something you definitely want.

NO TOO TIGHT PANTS. EVER.

Wear pants that fucking fit you.
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Are you female?

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Yes.
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Join a band, tell them john mayer influenced you lyricaly, boom, problem solved. badass and confident all in one, minus all the work.
 Quoting: erik_vengeance



Bwahahaha good one.

It's a lie, though, and like I said, no lies!

Unless it's lying to yourself about how awesome you are until it becomes reality.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Its probably more lying to yourself, but definitely an option, its a half lie cause you join a band, you just may or may not be playing john mayer type stuff. They don't have to know that tho.
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