how do you get girls to have sex (only want girls advice)

Marriage works.

Umm...


I dont know what to say.

You could quit being such a cheap bastard and pull out your wallet once in a while and buy me stuff.

if you would be atractive or of interest, the girls already wanted to sex with you. Seems that jo are neither

females "need" sex also
just maybe not from you

Walk around with a fist full of twenties sticking out of your shirt pocket. Let them find you.

Sex is secondary to females.

They'll judge you foremost on appearance. APPEARANCE, not LOOKS.

Therefore, dress NICELY and try to look rich.

Think I'm joking? Nope.

Second, CARRY YOURSELF WITH CONFIDENCE. They're looking for CONFIDENCE consciously and subconsciously, and if they don't sense it in you, they'll be a lot less interested.

Third, act like you don't give a FUCK. At all. Be friendly, be respectful, but in no way lead on that you give a shit whether you see or talk to her again... this will make her want you (if you've successfully carried out the first 2 steps).

Sex comes after all these sensory necessities (basically mind control) are fulfilled.

You look nicely dressed, you're confident, you seem laid back, kinda hard to get...

They'll be kicking each other in the twats to be the first one bouncing on that cock.

But only if you have confidence. You can feign confidence too... remember PEOPLE ONLY KNOW WHAT YOU TELL THEM. People only know you THE WAY YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. You'll get real confidence naturally after a few good experiences.

how old are you OP?

I can tell you're thinking "Oh well then I'll just make all these stories up about how great I am", NO.

Lies are bad... there's a difference between LYING, and masquerading (in your case, masquerading as a confident person).

If you lie, you'll get caught, and no one's gonna wanna give you the pussy.

Dude, girls crave the cock...

Just not yours.

But seriously, you lack confidence. You're probably a lot more attractive to the opposite sex than you give yourself credit for. Also you sound 15 so just chill out and let it happen when the time is right.

Just show them a BIG fat bank account, only used LAREGE bills where ever you go, carry l;rage packages of rubbers in BOTH front pockets and 'accidentally' let them fall on the floor when getting change/handkerchief/wallets/ticket/etc.

If you get ANY opening remarks, be ready with " would you like to see my collection of Rolls; come to my lawn party at my palace; have a free ticket to the World's Longest Male Member measurement and a complementary picture holding same ?

Ok, for the terminally stupid, what exactly do you mean by "confidence"? I do hear a lot of women say that. But what man that has real confidence would not be earning a shit pot full of money or maybe be a high official?
Can you explain how an average guy can be "confident"?

When you finish that, explain what women mean by "fun".

google good looking loser . com

This guy will teach you how to get chicks, he is a bonefide / certified douchebag, but his methods work and it doesn't cost any money.

He also teaches you to enlarge your package.

If you make them laugh, you make them breakfast...

The literal way you carry yourself. The way you look at people in the eyes. Your body language. The things you say...

For example "for the terminally stupid" is a fuckup. ABSOLUTELY NEVER say ANYTHING negative about yourself in the presence of a female. Things like "I'm so dumb", absolutely NOTHING negative either regarding your intellect or your appearance, NOTHING. ALWAYS be positive. DO NOT be full of yourself though.

Stand straight and tall. A woman wants a man who can protect her. And looks like he can protect her. If you don't work out, start. Don't try to be all Hulk and scary or some shit though. Always try to be laid back and 'cool'.

Develop strong eye contact abilities... basically meaning don't look away and stare at your feet. Don't be an eye contact forcing freak either though, LOL. ALWAYS have a smile on your face. No matter whether you're ugly, having a smile ALWAYS makes you more attractive. Always be ready to smile and laugh.

As far as "fun"... man everybody's got their own definition of that.

why not have sex with aliens @@@@@@@@

Girls need love and then sex, men need sex and then love, maybe. Generally all need love, but I was just saying how girls are emotional and sensitive, while men are not like that. If you want to get a girl in bed just try to be careful to her, ask questions, not too many.. but it has too be natural like you really really like her, not only her body, you like her in totality and when she will feel closer to you you will feel it, you both will be having a nice time together.

Make sure you shower. Spike your hair or do something interesting with it. Wear cologne. If you like the looks of a girl, smile and nod at her. If she smiles and nods back in an "I'm interested" kind of way (this should be obvious) then go ask her out. Don't be shy at all or it will just be weird and she'll wish she'd never seen you. Done.

An MD degree and a boat. I've seen it in action. Over weight middle aged guy with attractive young women falling all over him...

she or he is cm or pm or president daughter or son

or with alien Fleshlight. Sex is best when you like the woman, not her sex like an object. It goes up to your intelligence and spiritual level, the more spiritual is there the more pleasure. Remember that God's raw pleasure for a soul is the never ending orgasm, it's the harsh basis of heaven.

Yep, this is an important point that I guess can't be emphasized enough.

Go balls to the wall whenever you decide to ask a chick out...

DO NOT be shy, and remember practice makes perfect.

It absolutely will not be the end of the world if she totally rejects you...

It's going to happen, and it's a numbers game. Important part is to never stop trying! With different girls of course, don't ever hound the same girl twice.

OP, if things still don't work out for you with the advice on this thread, then you can always try LoweredExpectations.com...

First thing to remember is that sex is for making babies so I think you are after something else .... love is what most are looking for .... sex is the closest thing to Love so that is why people get addicted to sex but spending your Essence makes you grow old very fast and uses up your life force. Find where inside of you is the source of Love and then you will never have a 'need ' for someone from outside of yourself. People who can retain the essence have a certain quality that draws others to them and they live much longer lives.

This. Most important step is act like you DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM (Just be nice to them) AND THEY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU

paint yourself black

Tequilla

Mister Obvious...it may seem like I have had a few negative things to say to you today, but that could be construed as mere perception....UNTIL NOW. THAT was the absolute worst advice ever to this guy's thread. I won't say anything more, mainly because in your replies you have shown zero knowledge in the "finding a woman" skill-set, even less than most men are born with.

OP, it's easy...just start talking to women (as if you KNOW they don't want you, be 100% honest and don't hold back), ask them what range they would put you in, and don't get depressed if it's low...at least you are talking to them. Be very polite and thankful they are telling you what they are, and to help you start things off...tell them right up front you aren't hitting on them, you just want their advice. Sure, buy a few drinks for them, if you are of legal age to get into a bar-pub-whatever. If NOT (and it sounds like you aren't) have no fear the chit-chat works even better with the younger females. At least you will have some feed-back as to where you stand. Hit the weights hard, women LOVE great bodies, abdominals are a serious plus (is easy to lift a shirt and show those jokers off, again this is a mere elementary "laughing-teasing-preliminary" thing, BUT it is a funny way to break the ice). The less you talk about yourself at first, the better...who cares anyway, do you want to concentrate on YOU, or her? Get a nice tan if you are white. A nice clean haircut never hurts.

Unless you are NOW able to pull up to women on a killer motorcycle or a $200,000+ car, I would leave that stuff alone, when they get to know you, you can dazzle them with what you hope to have as transportation in the future (keep it realistic within your means...and LATER in things with her, just a mention it as a distant passion-to-own, don't transfix on it, rarely do women even know let alone care about serious transportation). An education is quite admirable, and by your post it sounds like a much needed addition. NEVER try to be what you are NOT, as an idiot said earlier about buying a nice suit and acting as if you were/are wealthy...do NOT do it. They will see that same pathetic suit too many times, and see it that much before you even get out of the early dating stage. Best to be yourself. NEVER over-step your bounds...this means date within your range. Intelligence, looks, body type is "the range" you will be constantly depressed if you choose the most beautiful women on the planet, you already said no one (women) notice you...I walk in a room and EVERYONE stares at me. I used to think it was because I looked like the latest creep/criminal from "America's Most Wanted" (a crime show), turns out I'm insanely hot, I sort of figured that out in 6th grade, but that isn't the point.


OP, I wish you luck, there IS someone for everyone out there...some of my creepyest friends and butt-uglyest female friends are deeply in love with someone of the opposite sex. You have hope. Just take the time to listen to women about YOU, and about them even more so. It isn't just about sex either, so don't shoot yourself in the foot trying to get laid.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHA what a dumb motherfucker...


OP and all males, whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW THIS ADVICE.


"c.f." you HAVE GOT to be troll to say some dumb shit like that.


Nothing screams TOTALLY NOT CONFIDENT AT ALL more than ASKING a female "what range you're in". I would laugh.