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Funniest child birth ever!

 
BZB
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Funniest child birth ever!
Though its funny, I must admit, women really go through a lot to bring life into this world. Hats off to all the MAMAS!!!!

Now, without further ado, get your laugh on.

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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
how sweet and innocent bless her heart, that must hurt....
Mine were 2 c-sections, I was 5'1 and my son was 9.12 lbs.
laid in labor for over 24 hours.... I thought I was going to slap everyone that came in the door... I couldn't even dialate the size of my son's head..... he was huge..
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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
Though its funny, I must admit, women really go through a lot to bring life into this world. Hats off to all the MAMAS!!!!

Now, without further ado, get your laugh on.

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That's the hubby's fault...he should have spent the previous 9 months tapping her butt and that baby would be shooting out of there like a watermelon seed.

She makes it sound like she's having an anal delivery.

Poooooop.......fart......wahh wah wahh
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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
how sweet and innocent bless her heart, that must hurt....
Mine were 2 c-sections, I was 5'1 and my son was 9.12 lbs.
laid in labor for over 24 hours.... I thought I was going to slap everyone that came in the door... I couldn't even dialate the size of my son's head..... he was huge..
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That was then....NOW dialating to the size of a bicycle seat is no problemo.....?
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07/16/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
you're fucking disgusting.

Though its funny, I must admit, women really go through a lot to bring life into this world. Hats off to all the MAMAS!!!!

Now, without further ado, get your laugh on.

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 Quoting: BZB


That's the hubby's fault...he should have spent the previous 9 months tapping her butt and that baby would be shooting out of there like a watermelon seed.

She makes it sound like she's having an anal delivery.

Poooooop.......fart......wahh wah wahh
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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
Poor dear. She's right. Ever try crapping a watermelon?
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She's in real pain. How's that funny?
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Re: Funniest child birth ever!
When she does the Linda Blair and says --well get it out then!!!!--


She's in real pain. How's that funny?
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WELL, I guess she never shat having hemorroids. But yeah...I am a female who had a baby with NO drugs and it hurts. Thank goodness after only 3 hours of HARD labor my kid popped out fairly quick. But I do feel for her and I would be slapping whoever posted that video online.
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36 hour labor, 8 hour labor and a c-section.

Yeah, natural childbirth hurts but once you get past the ring of fire, you're home free. I had a harder time with my c-section than natural childbirth.

I'm sure she is thrilled to have that posted on the internet.
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