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World's Largest Penis Frisked By TSA

 
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


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i couldn't avoid it charlie

i had to let him frisk me
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i guess that musta been hard for them

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less than two minutes and pinned already!

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i guess that musta been hard for them
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what a fucking loser yet still the raddest dude on earth at the same time just because of his shlong..
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5* for the OP, 9* for Jonah (but that might increase to 13.5).
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I dont get the smiley.....
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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
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ahhhahahahaha
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There should be stiff penalties given!
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Nothing like a free happy ending .. not!! Lol ..
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"Hard times with security guards"
I am not a anonymous coward.
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There should be stiff penalties given!
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LMFAO!cruise
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

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 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


My penis is bigger and it's registered as a weapon of mass conception as well.
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i would be doing porno if i had that big of a dick..
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I wonder if he hails from Arkansas (with his Arkansas luggage)
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Quick! Start a poll for the ladies......would you frisk it? Is size not all that, or worse.....just no fun?
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He should of whipped it out and smacked the TSA agent with it and yelled "Falcon Puuunch!"
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So last week these women were going on vacation, they're both high maintenance aka real life "barbie dolls"... Sure enough one was picked out to be body searched/patted down, this women had nothing on but skin tight pants and some 32 D's in a muscle shirt .. there was no way she could have had anything hidden on her body, that was not visible.. the other one took a picture of this all happening..The tsa agent looked like a lesbian, who under normal circumstances would never ever be in a position to be groping this women.. It was pretty disgusting to see..

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Fucking amazing LOL
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He should of whipped it out and smacked the TSA agent with it and yelled "Falcon Puuunch!"
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Nice one : )
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They are lucky it did'nt give the poor chap a hardon' - Penises this large require Tablets to prevent the owners passing out due to lack of blood to the rest of the body.

Could he of sued if say he did get a Hardon causing him to faint?
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
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Lol.
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
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Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.