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World's Largest Penis Frisked By TSA

 
Patrick Bateman

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for one day

wished I worked at that airport and for the TSA

just for that moment

lolz!

hmmmm pretend land is fun!
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lmao
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
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Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


No sucky either Patrick.

I watched a documentary about this chap(think it's the same chap)and his life,erm..sucked.
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Btween 7 and 8 inches and you have more than enough, why more? people always want more of everything, dammit
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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i guess that musta been hard for them
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


No, it was hard for us that can't live up to that expectation. Damn. I've been robbed.
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:patdown5:
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
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PENIS
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


That's what I was thinking
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patdown5
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


PENIS
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Btween 7 and 8 inches and you have more than enough, why more? people always want more of everything, dammit
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I have 6 inches and posts like yours makes me want more.
See why people always wants more ?
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Someone needs to create a Jonah falcon punch meme! He can slap someone in the face with his penis! lol
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patdown5
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


PENIS
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Best looking maybe?
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Btween 7 and 8 inches and you have more than enough, why more? people always want more of everything, dammit
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I have 6 inches and posts like yours makes me want more.
See why people always wants more ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19916200


Why did my post made you want more? Do a good foreplay and as long as you're not a micropenis you'll get your girl off just fine.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


PENIS
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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patdown5
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Heck id pat him down myself!5a
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PENIS
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


...


It must be my low capacity to give a damn about penises, but i dont see anything out of the ordinary there.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well then either that's one dumb smiley or only meant for women or something, i dont get it :P
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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i guess that musta been hard for them
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


LOL, I bet the TSA goon that had been groping little kids all day got his fair share of karma.
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Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


...


Best looking maybe?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well then either that's one dumb smiley or only meant for women or something, i dont get it :P
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So,as a Male you could'nt tell the difference between Borat and Cruise?
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I'm pretty sure he could bring a plane down with that thing.....
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


To each their own. I wouldn't want to be 2/3 of that size.
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


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cruise
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My penis is bigger and it's registered as a weapon of mass conception as well.
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Wow.....really. Dude, give up your career as a comedian
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

cruise
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


My penis is bigger and it's registered as a weapon of mass conception as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5777430


Wow.....really. Dude, give up your career as a comedian
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


No sucky either Patrick.

I watched a documentary about this chap(think it's the same chap)and his life,erm..sucked.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


lol, touche.
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A bone to pick
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I know of someone who has a giant one his life is effected from it he cant go any where with out people looking at him
its sad

 Quoting: king fu fighter luv jet


Ha, someone posted that in the thread about this guy a while back.
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A blow to security.
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Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


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Really? they all look like average dudes. I still dont get the smiley.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well then either that's one dumb smiley or only meant for women or something, i dont get it :P
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So,as a Male you could'nt tell the difference between Borat and Cruise?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I see all those guys as average, no such contrast as the one you mention.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Btween 7 and 8 inches and you have more than enough, why more? people always want more of everything, dammit
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I have 6 inches and posts like yours makes me want more.
See why people always wants more ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19916200


Why did my post made you want more? Do a good foreplay and as long as you're not a micropenis you'll get your girl off just fine.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


here you need this


 Quoting: king fu fighter luv jet


I think i will pass...rolleyes
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


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I'm pretty sure that is what was meant.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Well then either that's one dumb smiley or only meant for women or something, i dont get it :P
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So,as a Male you could'nt tell the difference between Borat and Cruise?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I see all those guys as average, no such contrast as the one you mention.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Cooper was "the ssexiest man alive" a couple of years ago.. The year "The Hangover" came out, which is where the pic is from.
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patdown5
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


would gladly pat him down :)

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