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World's Largest Penis Frisked By TSA

 
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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're obviously NOT gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that
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07/16/2012 10:58 PM
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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're obviously NOT gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that
 Quoting: Me neither 19656291


I thought there was some interesting twist or meaning to it but I guess it's just some celebrity worship BS after all.
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07/16/2012 11:02 PM
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A blow to security.
 Quoting: pool


Thats "From" security.....?
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He was up for it!
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is that your penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I would give you the smiley if that was him...hmmmm...really very good looking! Is that him?
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07/16/2012 11:05 PM
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07/16/2012 11:30 PM
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patdown5
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


21:08(YOUR REPLY) - 20:54(OP) = 0:14

Fourteen minutes to prep, upload and have this custom smile approved before you posted? How long have you plotted for the perfect moment to post that pic?

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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Bradley Cooper is the good looking one.
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 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're obviously NOT gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that
 Quoting: Me neither 19656291


His many, many posts claiming to be oblivious to the attractiveness of other males seems to indicate a state of denial about latent homosexuality.

Methinks the gentleman protests too much...

And also, about this well-hung white guy, I happen to have watched OZ a few times, and I'm pretty sure his is not the biggest. Just sayin....
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07/16/2012 11:42 PM
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That's why I never fly...
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I know of someone who has a giant one his life is effected from it he cant go any where with out people looking at him
its sad

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I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

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 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Pics or it didn't happen.

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07/16/2012 11:48 PM
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sorry to burst your moronic bubbles.

But it was a strap on!
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07/16/2012 11:49 PM
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"Sir, please put your er... um, TRAY TABLE! in an upright and locked position."
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07/16/2012 11:51 PM
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Anyone noticed that he has an appropriate last name?
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07/16/2012 11:57 PM
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i would be doing porno if i had that big of a dick..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19893564


No you wouldn't! Your grandmother would wop you!
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

cruise
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


BULLSHIT! I have the LARGEST Penis........that's what my girlfriend told me. LOL!
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

cruise
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


BULLSHIT! I have the LARGEST Penis........that's what my girlfriend told me. LOL!
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


Yeah, by comparison. ;)
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If Mr Falcon was balls deep in his honey,could he be arrested for carrying a concealed weapon?
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07/17/2012 12:08 AM
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I bet he only fly Economy.
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07/17/2012 12:31 AM
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"Is that a Salomi in your pants or you just happy to be getting frisked?"
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07/17/2012 12:45 AM
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I wonder if he had to buy a second seat for it
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07/17/2012 01:10 AM
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:patdown5:
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


I dont get the smiley.....
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're obviously NOT gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that
 Quoting: Me neither 19656291


His many, many posts claiming to be oblivious to the attractiveness of other males seems to indicate a state of denial about latent homosexuality.

Methinks the gentleman protests too much...

And also, about this well-hung white guy, I happen to have watched OZ a few times, and I'm pretty sure his is not the biggest. Just sayin....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18835047


Sounds like he may be Happier than a Fag In A Dick Tree!
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07/17/2012 01:11 AM
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I think I sat next to this guy on a flight last year. Damn thing was poking me in the side all flight. At one point, I dozed off. When I woke up, I thought they were serving kielbasa for the inflight meal.
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So THIS is the guy who beat me out for the biggest. Got me by 3 centimeters.
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That guy's penis is so big...
How big is it?
It's so big the flight attendant asked him to store it in the overhead.
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