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World's Largest Penis Frisked By TSA

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2012 01:22 AM
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That guy's penis is so big...
How big is it?
It's so big the pilots were afraid to enter the cockpit.
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07/17/2012 01:23 AM
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


He's just a mutant.
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07/17/2012 01:25 AM
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That guy's penis is so big...
How big is it?
It's so big he got a part in Snakes on a Plane II.
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07/17/2012 01:34 AM
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That guy's penis is so big...
How big is it?
It's so big he got a part in Snakes on a Plane II.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12586523


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07/17/2012 01:40 AM
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I knew it was gonna be Jonah the talking Yankees guy. The nerdy f@clerk with the big penis.
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07/17/2012 02:48 AM
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Does such a penis have a use? This is the most important question, well besides urinating. You certainly don't need 14 inches to pee.
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07/17/2012 03:04 AM
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The dude was on the Howard Stern show a few years ago and he's mostly into other guys. He's either totally gay or very bi.
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07/17/2012 03:16 AM
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Does such a penis have a use? This is the most important question, well besides urinating. You certainly don't need 14 inches to pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10968140


I can think of one, and in many different...posohno
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what a coincidence ... he boarded that same delta flight that had the tampered-with sandwiches ... flight attendants ruled him out as a victim since he showed no sign of a needle prick

Last Edited by rup on 07/17/2012 03:36 AM
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


oh comeon ....

Im not even sure he's human - and you are talking about colors.. AGAIN .. fuk offfffffffffffffff
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07/17/2012 04:59 AM
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He should of whipped it out and smacked the TSA agent with it and yelled "Falcon Puuunch!"
 Quoting: MarkoPolio 16480074


lmao
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07/17/2012 05:05 AM
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


exactly the entire point of the pat down...

to promote the truth that whites have the largest!
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07/17/2012 05:06 AM
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Does such a penis have a use? This is the most important question, well besides urinating. You certainly don't need 14 inches to pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10968140


pleasure?

just a wild guess!
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07/17/2012 05:09 AM
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I bet there are some GLP women (and men wannbees) who can take it all in up to the edge of their O Rings.

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07/17/2012 05:33 AM
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stop lying, the tsa did not frisk me
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07/17/2012 06:08 AM
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


exactly the entire point of the pat down...

to promote the truth that whites have the largest!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19885995


Never been a question about who had the biggest balls - whites do. Now we know whites have the biggest dicks too!

Ba-AH-HAHAHAHAHA!

Blows the whole once you go black yo never go back line of bullcrap. Great PR though but now the truth be known.

AH-HAHAHAHA!
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07/17/2012 06:09 AM
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I tell them you touch it you suck it !

I have a CW permit to carry it at all times..
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07/17/2012 06:12 AM
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Does such a penis have a use? This is the most important question, well besides urinating. You certainly don't need 14 inches to pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10968140


I can think of one, and in many different...posohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8640456


If you check a tranny page you know what most guys with large penis end up doing ....

its just a matter of time ...

bonghitgaah
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Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

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 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Eeks! I am sooo very happy I'm not a TSA agent. This is a prime example of the inefficiency of this 'technology'.
Mordier L'eft (OP)

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Jonah Falcon's penis is so big...
How big is it?
It's so big, Jonah Falcon's penis has its own penis. And Jonah Falcon's Penis' penis is bigger than your penis.
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07/17/2012 02:27 PM
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what a coincidence ... he boarded that same delta flight that had the tampered-with sandwiches ... flight attendants ruled him out as a victim since he showed no sign of a needle prick
 Quoting: rup


applause2
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07/18/2012 10:50 AM
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...


Who would want to be that big? That must suck. No balls deep for him.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


i respectfully disagree...
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Btween 7 and 8 inches and you have more than enough, why more? people always want more of everything, dammit
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


I have 6 inches and posts like yours makes me want more.
See why people always wants more ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19916200


me too



















girls like it that thick
rockon
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07/18/2012 10:53 AM
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


exactly the entire point of the pat down...

to promote the truth that whites have the largest!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19885995


Never been a question about who had the biggest balls - whites do. Now we know whites have the biggest dicks too!

Ba-AH-HAHAHAHAHA!

Blows the whole once you go black yo never go back line of bullcrap. Great PR though but now the truth be known.

AH-HAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11511435


no

once you go african you are single mom with a collection of after_boom after_boom after_boom after_boom after_boomamazingamazingamazingbad_smilebad_smilebad_eggbad_egg to get public assistance
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Surprise! World's largest penis goes to a WHITE guy.
 Quoting: Melrox


exactly the entire point of the pat down...

to promote the truth that whites have the largest!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19885995


Never been a question about who had the biggest balls - whites do. Now we know whites have the biggest dicks too!

Ba-AH-HAHAHAHAHA!

Blows the whole once you go black yo never go back line of bullcrap. Great PR though but now the truth be known.

AH-HAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11511435


no

once you go african you are single mom with a collection of after_boom after_boom after_boom after_boom after_boomamazingamazingamazingbad_smilebad_smilebad_eggbad_egg to get public assistance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19951651


My last serious relationship was with a black woman.. I am not a single mom or on public assistance.
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