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Why do I hate to take showers ?????

 
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12/20/2005 01:13 AM
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Why do I hate to take showers ?????
it's not like I smell a lot, I just hate taking showers.
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12/20/2005 01:15 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
poop
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12/20/2005 01:19 AM
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2 showers a day for me. Morning, to wake up. Night, before bed.

Everyday.

Too much?
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12/20/2005 01:26 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
My former husband only bathed twice a year. He'd fill the tub with tide detergent. Not kidding! I never once saw him take a shower. His skin got rough and scaley, cracked and bleeding in some places. His eye lids were red from mites. His beard smelled like a sour dish rag.

If you don't like showering, then take a bath. Everyday! If you're a hermit I guess it doesn't matter if you let your body rot but for the sake of those around you, for god's sake, take a bath!
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 01:47 AM
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Damn were you married to ted kaczynski?
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12/20/2005 01:57 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
2780,
so what happened to the dirt-bomb? Death by poor hygiene ? scream
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12/20/2005 02:06 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
Save water for freddy the fish. Don't wank in the shower.
Firestone
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12/20/2005 02:33 AM
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I know where you're coming from. I hate growing a beard but I can't stand shaving.
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12/20/2005 03:17 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
<Damn were you married to ted kaczynski?>

Why, there is a striking resemblence!

<so what happened to the dirt-bomb? Death by poor hygiene ?>

Yes, he did die in his filth. Never even wore clean socks, underwear, clothes unless I insisted. Had an enlarged heart that I think was caused by heart worms. Same thing his dog died of. I left him before his demise over took him. He was a controlling brute, brutal physically to me, his son and animals.
NoTicket
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12/20/2005 03:38 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
You hate to take showers because when you were a small child you were outside and got lost or separated from your mother during a heavy rainstorm.
A shower now brings back the fear you felt as a child.
You must change the experience by playing a radio or singing in the shower. Or just takes baths…
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 03:39 AM
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einstein almost never did .
grace
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12/20/2005 05:50 AM
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you must be like sheep
Common Sense
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12/20/2005 07:13 AM
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Showering with lifeless,chemically or electrically polluted water does tend to drain the life-force from the person showering,so I suggest one short daily shower.There are ways of re-energizing water through alternative technological means,such as spiralling the water and with coded crystals.I certainly seem to notice the difference between energized and non-energized water,I hope it's not a mere placebo-effect.
the convert

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12/20/2005 07:22 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
because you like to let your phrenomes waft around in the hope of a root
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12/20/2005 09:17 AM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
I need to gt a shower filter.
JayRodney

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12/20/2005 09:30 AM
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Because your nose is upsidedown and you have fear of drowning?
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 03:38 PM
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Yes, do get a shower filter.My skin would get so dry from the chlorine and crap, because I like really hot showers, that I was miserable.
But the shower filter gets rid of all that, and now I am comfortable in my own skin again.
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12/20/2005 03:46 PM
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For real, that chlorine I can somtimes feel deep under my skin. I am clean enough but the shower without a filter does sorta make me inclined to wait till I need to shower. Hopefully for christmas I will get one :)
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 03:48 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
err winter solstice
SUPER STRUCTURE

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12/20/2005 03:51 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
Save water bath time shower time with a friend. Also makes bath time shower time fun. dubya
Who knows what the truth is???
JayRodney

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12/20/2005 04:01 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
It beats sharing a toilet together...
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12/20/2005 04:09 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
greese, rub this over you, or even lard
this will put a film between the water and your skin
you should be safe, or even a tight fitting wet suit, snorkle pipe, and a mask

of those immutable laws, to cleanse one`s person of filth you have to get wet,
Nepolean hated washing also, and he would ask his girl if she would be so kind as to not wash for a few months, as he would be back in paris around that time.
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12/20/2005 04:17 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
was it the cool aid acid test
timothy leary and the boys
in their depravation chamber
floating on heavy salt concentrated water
this could be just the ticket for you
nearly impossible to drown in this water as it holds you up by the salt,but take into mind, after you need a shower to wash the salt off.
XXX
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12/20/2005 05:01 PM
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OP, maybe u like to smell your own funk?

In Kentucky, it is public law that everyone take at least one bath a year.

lmao
baths only
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12/20/2005 05:11 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
I hate showers! The soap and shampoo gets on my face and gives me pimples.

Most adults (teens too, for that matter) with acne could be cured if they switched to baths and kept soap and shampoo from getting unto their face.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 06:14 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
12653:
I don't know your finances, but they really don't cost that much.You could probably spend more, but when I noticed the replacement filter was exactly the same for the cheapo as for the twice as expensive model, it seemed logical to go for the cheapo.
I don't recall exactly, but I think it was about 20 bucks.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2005 06:21 PM
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>>>>>My former husband only bathed twice a year. He'd fill the tub with tide detergent. Not kidding! I never once saw him take a shower. His skin got rough and scaley, cracked and bleeding in some places. His eye lids were red from mites. His beard smelled like a sour dish rag.<<<<<<

You aactually stayed with him long enough to figure this out? I would have been gone after a week!
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12/20/2005 06:34 PM
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yea thats nasty
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12/20/2005 06:35 PM
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lol
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12/20/2005 06:38 PM
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I'll wash your's if you'll wash mine.
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12/20/2005 06:50 PM
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Re: Why do I hate to take showers ?????
was it because they laughed at your small peepee in gym class?

are you afraid of dropping the soap, again?

damned

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