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Advice for the Nobody

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/30/2012 12:41 AM
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Just dropping some ice off, chill out, relax ;)

Oxx

hf
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07/30/2012 09:36 AM
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Re: Advice for the Nobody
Who is going to die here?

eq
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Well, maybe I'd tell you, but everything real is scary.












Oh noes I am afraid of being afraid oh noes!!!!!!!
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07/30/2012 09:40 AM
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I is gonna save da world and da universe! But I am emotionally crippled and don't know the difference between sitting around and talking and actually accomplishing something!




Getting dirty scares me and emotions r bad!!!! My whole life was handed to me and I know nothing more than repeating myself in one hundred different ways!

Change is scary waaah!!!
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07/30/2012 09:43 AM
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I know nothing more than repeating myself in one hundred different ways!

Change is scary waaah!!!
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I am Justice Parrot! My life has involved nothing more complex than telling people stuff and looking smart for people who are not smart themselves!

I do not know what to do when faced with actual smart!

I will talk until something happens, but will never follow anyone who moves. Moving is scary! Talking good moving bad!!
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07/30/2012 09:45 AM
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Justice parrot thinks that all is accomplished by talking! Justice parrot thinks that all people are born rich and have the connections necessary to organize a moon landing! Justice parrot will find the right person to talk until the world is fixed.

You can depend on Justice parrot! Justice parrot does!
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07/30/2012 09:48 AM
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Justice parrot never hires elephants, or lemmings. No cows horses, giraffes. Not even a walrus or chicken. Justice Parrot only hires the best in PARROTS.

All problems are merely the effect of not enough parrots! A parrot said so! Parrots will save you. The fact that the world consists of parrots and is about to crash and burn is proof that parrots can fix anything by talking it away.

Parrot power!
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07/30/2012 09:50 AM
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Justice parrot thinks that everyone can become a parrot merely by being born one. If you are not a fine feathered parrot, it is your fault for not being born one.

You are useless! Non-parrots are evil!
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07/30/2012 09:51 AM
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Go away non-parrot! Work until you become one.
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07/30/2012 10:25 PM
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Do not make threats, instead, state what it is you will do - and then do it... you are not limited.
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Bitch, what's the difference?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20403854


Here is an example of the difference between a threat and a statement of intention...



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07/29/2012 11:56 PM
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Is it because you are not real?

I wonder - because there is fear around this idea...but is the fear real... no, it's not.

Maybe you are real - but not real, in the way you think would be best...yeah...there it is...or not.


Freeze Dry is best for you.


While the term "Freeze Dry" is a bit caviler, what I See when I say this - what I am referring to is NOT a threat...idle or otherwise.
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Hey - remember "Try not to scare them too much...?"

What you find funny, might not be so to your enemy or humans in general... just because they are impolite, thoughtless and arrogant...
 Quoting: Astræa 14828328


Can someone in the know, elaborate on this a bit? What's not funny, and what's too scary?
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07/30/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: Advice for the Nobody
the nobody dreams of having an adviser. someone can say yes or no, to facts or fantisy.
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07/31/2012 03:59 AM

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the nobody dreams of having an adviser. someone can say yes or no, to facts or fantisy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1830373


true, but an advisor or guide couldn't be trusted as he would interfere with his observing, which is inherent to his nature. In short, he can only know with his being. One way he learns is through synchronicity (false or not) of the day to day events he see's. He want's an advisor because he's not sure he's sane as it seems to him that everyone else is insane. But he can't have one as that would void his purpose.
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07/31/2012 04:05 AM
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xmit
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07/31/2012 04:36 AM
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Go away non-parrot! Work until you become one.
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the nobody dreams of having an adviser. someone can say yes or no, to facts or fantisy.
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true, but an advisor or guide couldn't be trusted as he would interfere with his observing, which is inherent to his nature. In short, he can only know with his being. One way he learns is through synchronicity (false or not) of the day to day events he see's. He want's an advisor because he's not sure he's sane as it seems to him that everyone else is insane. But he can't have one as that would void his purpose.
 Quoting: redeyedjedi


Nice one, but I don't think a Nobody could afford to think he isn't sane anymore
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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07/31/2012 12:27 PM
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Nice one, but I don't think a Nobody could afford to think he isn't sane anymore
 Quoting: 1908247


Nobody could possibly be as sane as everybody.
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Well, imagine a town full of insane people. Then a foreigner who is really sane comes, perhaps he is the most sane person ever. What is him to the insane people? He is insane...

And he is indeed insane.. actually he is a duality of insanity and sanity, as it should be... for some time!

Duality transcended...
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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07/31/2012 01:05 PM
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He wanted confirmations, but now he has an Advisor who is most trustworthy and wise.

Best advice for the nobody i can think of: eat better foods
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07/31/2012 01:07 PM
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You guys don't have a clue.
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07/31/2012 01:13 PM
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You guys don't have a clue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar.

Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!!
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He wanted confirmations, but now he has an Advisor who is most trustworthy and wise.

Best advice for the nobody i can think of: eat better foods
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13511270


Everyone should eat better foods...
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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07/31/2012 01:16 PM
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Here's some advice ''Verbeter de wereld begin bij jezelf''
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07/31/2012 01:18 PM
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So what did we learn here today Mr. Professor?


People who have, think that people who have not should have. But by not having, they don't have what it takes to have. Which is very important when it comes to talking about having things. And actually having them.

Don't have stuff? The answer is to simply have stuff. But don't just take it from me, take it from me.

If you take my meaning.
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Here's some advice ''Verbeter de wereld begin bij jezelf''
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212750


Hitler is a favorite nobody of mine. He didn't have. Other people didn't have too. The people who had said, sorry, you must have to be us. Hitler said, "OK".

And the modern world was born!
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Here's some advice ''Verbeter de wereld begin bij jezelf''
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212750


Good! Everything is expressed at different layers and stages... Atoms... people... on Earth.... everything in creation is like the same thing, only represented at different levels...

The purpose should be to eliminate Confusion, understand and eliminate... "Start with yourself" and you improve yourself, and your surroundings, and your home, and your thought can penetrate in, through good intentions and dignified purpose you can make much more influence, so you improve the world, you are in cooperation with the correct flow of the energy, the flow that should be followed by all...
You are.
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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Duality transcended...
 Quoting: 1908247


Do you know duality exists and what the word means?

Good, You transcended it, now put away the fapping device.
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07/31/2012 01:24 PM
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Here's some advice ''Verbeter de wereld begin bij jezelf''
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212750


Good! Everything is expressed at different layers and stages... Atoms... people... on Earth.... everything in creation is like the same thing, only represented at different levels...

The purpose should be to eliminate Confusion, understand and eliminate... "Start with yourself" and you improve yourself, and your surroundings, and your home, and your thought can penetrate in, through good intentions and dignified purpose you can make much more influence, so you improve the world, you are in cooperation with the correct flow of the energy, the flow that should be followed by all...
You are.
 Quoting: 1908247


No. Now shut up and get a job doing nothing.

Saying nothing does not count.
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You guys don't have a clue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar.

Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283

The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
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Mat 21:28 But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard.
Mat 21:29 He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went.
Mat 21:30 And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not.
Mat 21:31 Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.


A guy had two sons, each representing a way of going about life. He told his first son, "Go learn something about how stuff works". The son said, "I hate working" but discovered that everything is some form of work, whether acknowledged or not. With this revelation he was able to figure out the system behind everything in the world.

The man found his second son and said, "Go learn something about how the world works". The son said, "I already have a job for a Fortune 500 company, I move papers from one box to another and make a lot of money doing it". He died never understanding the first fucking thing about actually accomplishing anything at all. Much the less having enough intelligence to tell another person what to do.

The dad bought a thirty pack and got drunk with some whores at his second son's funeral. The first son built the coffin himself and lived forever.
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You guys don't have a clue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar.

Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283

The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


best post yet!
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You guys don't have a clue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar.

Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283

The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ.
The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217


best post yet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20898434


... except for buddha ...

Apparently the nobody is here:

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