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Astræa User ID: 14828328 United States 07/31/2012 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is an example of the difference between a threat and a statement of intention... Astræa User ID: 14828328 United States 07/29/2012 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: why i am 100% convinced there is no afterlife Is it because you are not real? I wonder - because there is fear around this idea...but is the fear real... no, it's not. Maybe you are real - but not real, in the way you think would be best...yeah...there it is...or not. Freeze Dry is best for you. While the term "Freeze Dry" is a bit caviler, what I See when I say this - what I am referring to is NOT a threat...idle or otherwise. Hey - remember "Try not to scare them too much...?" What you find funny, might not be so to your enemy or humans in general... just because they are impolite, thoughtless and arrogant... Can someone in the know, elaborate on this a bit? What's not funny, and what's too scary? Imagine you are faced with a being that is truly and literally un-limited... and this being, well, it can and has changed reality, etc... So this being, might say (or write - lsol) things that to itself may seem funny, not that this being means to scare humans, excepting certain groups... Freeze Dry - this is a term for, the halting, or freezing of this place, the earth, this reality, etc... not time, mind you, as this doesn't exist, and then - scrolling it all up... for many reasons; to be able to see clearly some things, etc... does this answer your questions? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20972283 Canada 07/31/2012 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217 The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other. Pssssh. Whatever. I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am. The first question was "Have you transcended duality?" The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?" The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?" Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice. I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20972283 Canada 07/31/2012 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm putting this here because I never miss an opportunity to use money to teach. I'm good at it too, I use your money. How To Tell If You Are A Castrated Male Or a Fag: 1. Hold a hundred-dollar bill next to your erect pecker (we all know your pecker doesn't get stiff without Ben Franklin around), and answer the following criteria; a) Did you get the money from your wallet? You are a castrated male bending over for a dead president. b) Did you get the money from your wife's purse? You are a little fagboy in disguise. Replace money before you lose TV right for a week and sex for the month. c) You printed it yourself. You ARE a goddamn woman. d) You needed three hundred dollar bills to match the length of your pecker, and you had to fight seventeen women off just to get some privacy with it. The money was just laying on the floor after the battle ended. You are me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20972283 Canada 07/31/2012 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So is there a link between Cosmic Rays/GRB's and India's power grid failures? Quoting: Astræa 14828328 I wonder about electricity - and how it is generated and what would happen given some small changes in the way things work here... and by here, I mean this universe, etc... the one in my head at least... lol! Hey look, I found three hundred bucks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16198217 United States 07/31/2012 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A lot of people haven't a clue as to what is going on in these "NoBody" threads. The best advice I could give you is to trust in Jesus Christ. No one other than GOD The Father is superior. And if you find yourselves in a situation that doesn't seem normal, you will want The Lord on your side. The Lord will not keep the truth from you. Jesus Christ is the truth. And He has the absolute approval of GOD Almighty. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8241056 United States 07/31/2012 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Word has it the Nobody was offered to go to the Olympics with a friend. Word has it that he is now going to go. My advice to Nobody is to stay vigilant at all times. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745 that would be one of the last places he would go... olympics or not is it because he doesn't like sports? or the brits? :p I personally believe it would be one of the first places he would go... nothing wrong with the brits.... nice avatar btw.... oh I dunno just imagine the things that could/would have been accomplished had all those people invested all that time and energy, not to mention the focus of their intention, into something, anything at all in truth, that wasn't aligned solely with the stroking of the collective EGO might give one pause for consideration |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20997271 South Africa 07/31/2012 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217 The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other. Pssssh. Whatever. I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am. The first question was "Have you transcended duality?" The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?" The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?" Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice. I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8241056 United States 07/31/2012 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What Father would ask his son to offer to impale his hands and feet on the torture device, the cross? Quoting: Astræa 14828328 What Father who understood what emanates from his sons feet and hands - what Father? No Father you know - you are your own Father, and your own Mother... they are one and/in the same somewhere along the line people became convinced that to understand truth extraordinary steps must be taken when in and with regard to truth the opposite holds true always if you can cut to the quick of things it's simply much harder to get lost along the way which is in Deed why they do babble on... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20999528 South Africa 07/31/2012 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217 The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other. Pssssh. Whatever. I am a big time winner. I drive a winner car and have a winner house. I worship money and buzzwords like a winner. I remember when I got my winner job at Sacks'O'Goldman. They asked me a few questions that I was well prepared for, as the winner I am. The first question was "Have you transcended duality?" The second question was "Do you realize that all thought is electricity and have you been personally all over the universe to verify this, constantly sticking voltmeter prongs into your ears and up your anus?" The third question was "Will you do, say, or believe anything necessary to not feel like the bitch you are for worshiping money?" Of course, teh correct answer to all these questions was "YES MASTAR!" in my most robotic voice. I drive a Hyundai. But it has leather. Move along + please don't come back... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21000987 Canada 07/31/2012 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must move to a website where it matches you IQ. I need only ask you one question to determine whether your IQ is above 130. I have not even asked you the question and you have already revealed that it's below 90. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20999528 Move along + please don't come back... I took an IQ test once, it offered me sexual favors before it would tell me the score. Nya nya. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20999528 South Africa 07/31/2012 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must move to a website where it matches you IQ. I need only ask you one question to determine whether your IQ is above 130. I have not even asked you the question and you have already revealed that it's below 90. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20999528 Move along + please don't come back... I took an IQ test once, it offered me sexual favors before it would tell me the score. Nya nya. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21000987 Canada 07/31/2012 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You seem pretty smart. Can you tell me why "dinosaur" is spelled wrong in this translation? 2Ti 2:20 But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19004483 United States 07/31/2012 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would advice him to get the job done as some say... because the only thing stoping him from doing it is himself/love Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687 so his self is what is preventing him?? care to elaborate.. love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves... but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent. Show me one that is innocent. Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit. And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms. There is the thought of such. The ideal. But not the true and pure embodiment we all like to reference so much. Show me one of them. Where are they at? Pure Gold never tarnishes. All children grow up to be shitty adults however. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1497736 United States 07/31/2012 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20972283 I think the nobody should drive a better car, date hotter women, go to better schools, and have more money. Then he can afford better foods and be the healthiest nobody evar. Also, YOU FAWKING WIN!!! The NoBody is walking by faith. Trusting in GOD. Trusting in Jesus Christ. Our Savior. The "Nobody" knows that GOD loves him and no matter what happens, prays GOD'S will be done in The name of Jesus Christ. The "NoBody" is somebody and is loved. Who knows there is no Savior without GOD. Jesus Christ is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords. There is no other. best post yet! ... except for buddha ... Apparently the nobody is here: [link to www.fatimamovement.com] BINGO |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20999528 South Africa 07/31/2012 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You seem pretty smart. Can you tell me why "dinosaur" is spelled wrong in this translation? 2Ti 2:20 But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour. I could tell you all about the sheeps I counted while watching the Olympic Ritual, but that would be the same as counting dinosaurs... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19004483 United States 07/31/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must think to yourself – how grateful I am that this wonderful target of opportunity is presenting itself to me at this moment. Think not that your assailant is going to harm you, but take joy in the havoc you’re going to lay on him after he’s been so obliging as to put himself in the position where you can reach him. Quoting: dramahdi There is no joy in havoc... Peace we can promote. We can have different views, opinions, though in this world, it's accepting those different views and opinions that causes problems. To be a product of peace, you must promote peace. It will happen. By our fruits we are known. Take a look around. We can do better, a lot better. The reason the world is as fallen as it is, we have not created enough havoc for the enemy. Here I speak of the modern pharisees, those who know the truth and cynically deny these truths from others. Wreak havoc upon them, peace doesn't work on everyone. I would remind you that Jesus said he came to bring a sword. And he also told his disciples to carry a sword. We've watered down the message and become a religion of Ned Flanders type pushovers. We are innocent as doves, but we are not wise as serpents. Remember we've been sent among the wolves, but it doesn't mean we stand there and get eaten. Rather, lying down, and rolling over, to be eaten, is a sacrifice to everything dark, and evil. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8241056 United States 07/31/2012 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would advice him to get the job done as some say... because the only thing stoping him from doing it is himself/love Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11035687 so his self is what is preventing him?? care to elaborate.. love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves... but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent. Show me one that is innocent. Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit. And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms. perhaps not, but their bodies do... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19004483 United States 08/01/2012 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | love wants to give everyone as many chance's as they can have to save themselves... but there is a time where justice has to be implemented in order to protect the innocent. Show me one that is innocent. Even in the womb of Woman, thoughts abound that are not tasteful to the 'pure' of Spirit. And the 'pure' of Spirit dont reside in the lower material realms. perhaps not, but their bodies do... what do you mean? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20831798 Japan 08/01/2012 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A lot of people haven't a clue as to what is going on in these "NoBody" threads. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16198217 The best advice I could give you is to trust in Jesus Christ. No one other than GOD The Father is superior. And if you find yourselves in a situation that doesn't seem normal, you will want The Lord on your side. The Lord will not keep the truth from you. Jesus Christ is the truth. And He has the absolute approval of GOD Almighty. God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc.. What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ?? |
Seer777 Ride the wings of the mind User ID: 9902083 United States 08/01/2012 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798 Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc.. What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ?? Assisted. Last Edited by Seer777 on 08/01/2012 10:43 AM Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body... ~Seneca |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21053198 Japan 08/01/2012 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798 Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc.. What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ?? Assisted. Right, right... He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? |
Seer777 Ride the wings of the mind User ID: 9902083 United States 08/01/2012 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798 Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc.. What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ?? Assisted. Right, right... He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? Go a bit deeper. Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body... ~Seneca |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1600864 Canada 08/01/2012 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's my advice to the nobody: Take comfort in the fact that even though you are going through a really shitty time here on earth it's just temporary. You are going to be like a hero in heaven and an fierce enemy of hell for uncovering the 3 keys of freemasonry,the names of God: Our Lady,Christ,the Holy Ghost. And on behalf of everyone I thank you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21053198 Japan 08/01/2012 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God the father is superior and allmighty but it was the nobody Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20831798 Jesus that walked on water and cured the blind, healed the sick etc.. What did the saviour allmighty father did at that time?? Just watch ?? Assisted. Right, right... He gave him a surfboard and a box full of 3d glasses, correct?? Go a bit deeper. Are you trying to tell me that he gave him some of his allmighty power and at that point he became one with the allmighty but still the father is the true champion and the son was just a mere pawn doing the fathers work?? |
Swinging on Spirals User ID: 865798 United States 08/01/2012 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's my advice to the nobody: Take comfort in the fact that even though you are going through a really shitty time here on earth it's just temporary. You are going to be like a hero in heaven and an fierce enemy of hell for uncovering the 3 keys of freemasonry,the names of God: Our Lady,Christ,the Holy Ghost. And on behalf of everyone I thank you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600864 Oh fuck. You're not going to spam that over here as well, are you? Please don't. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!" We do not Die, We Awaken to the Dream that We Lived. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21053137 China 08/01/2012 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must think to yourself – how grateful I am that this wonderful target of opportunity is presenting itself to me at this moment. Think not that your assailant is going to harm you, but take joy in the havoc you’re going to lay on him after he’s been so obliging as to put himself in the position where you can reach him. Quoting: dramahdi you're a tranny. i bet. |