Hopefully everybody has a nice poop today

I can sometimes go 2 weeks without pooping and I'm a BIG eater... and no, I'm not overweight... far from it.

I don't know where all the food goes! Perhaps I have worms or something.

yes a nice trip to the oval office would be nice

Thanks man, you too.

I gave birth to a BEAUTY!

You want some?

I will drop Barack off at the pool tomorrow morning ,let you know how it goes...

I thought I was giving birth to a giraffe's neck earlier.

I poop twice with my cup of coffee every morning...highlight of my day on those days I don't need to fly and miss out on being molested for free

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Just the usual, next to the boxthron hedge. Usually have one about 5.30am while getting the cows in and the dock leafs are nice and fresh this time of year. They are covered in drew and clean the arsehole real good!! beats the crap out of shit paper.

thank you kind sir

Chocolate milk always gets me pooping.

The best days are when you take a big poop, think you're done, clean up, and immediately upon standing up have to poop again and once your bowels are empty... There's nothing like an empty ass. The rest of your day is full of pep and you could climb Everest.

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Thanks! Funny you should mention it, but today was the first time in a long time that my poo had a perfect girth and consistency, without being overly turgid or hard. It came out in one fell swoop with ease, and when I went to wipe, hardly had to use any toilet paper at all. I was thinking WTF! Seriously, there was hardly any residue on the TP due to it being such a perfect, well timed, clean pinch. I was as shocked as I was pleased.

Even after I flushed, as it circled down the drain while I said my final good-byes, it left no tell-tale smears on the bottom of the bowl as proof that it actually had been there to begin with. It quite literally was the poo of legend and fantasy!

Last Edited by AGENT_P on 08/04/2012 04:56 PM

poo ping is serious business

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