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There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?

 
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There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I was out and about today here in sunbaked Arkansas and noticed more grasshoppers than ever before. In the grass there are like 2 or 3 every square foot. With each step I stirred up atleast one.

It made me wonder if we'll see a locust plague next month or in September.

Has anyone else noticed an unusually high number of grasshoppers?
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My granddaughters found two big green ones in my HOUSE no less yesterday.

We released them in the outdoors.
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
In my area of Texas we have been invaded for the past 2 years!

My chicks and turkeys sure as hell like um but i couldnt plant a damn garden this year as last year they took everything i had.
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Also,not enough rain in the ground for the fungus that eats grasshopper eggs.
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Was camping for the last 3 days. I was thinking the same thing. I am here in WNY and over those days I saw so many grasshoppers. I didn't know what to think!

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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
even here in Northern Ontario it seems grasshoppers are everywhere this year!
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Deep fried grass hoppers!

yummy...
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In my area of Texas we have been invaded for the past 2 years!

My chicks and turkeys sure as hell like um but i couldnt plant a damn garden this year as last year they took everything i had.
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It was just as bad in 2005 or 2006 in my part of Texas. I agree, this year is as bad as that year. They are everywhere!
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I was out and about today here in sunbaked Arkansas and noticed more grasshoppers than ever before. In the grass there are like 2 or 3 every square foot. With each step I stirred up atleast one.

It made me wonder if we'll see a locust plague next month or in September.

Has anyone else noticed an unusually high number of grasshoppers?
 Quoting: Erectus


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Eat them and survive.
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Yes i saw a fucking giant grasshopper in my garage man, I am now terrified of them!
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Locust, plagues, earthquakes, drought!!!


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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
even here in Northern Ontario it seems grasshoppers are everywhere this year!
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southwestern ontario too. tons of them... i've noticed them a lot more than usual this year.
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Hot and dry usually means lots of grasshoppers, and lots of ants too. Which has me thinking.. Are ant holes waterproof?
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I was out and about today here in sunbaked Arkansas and noticed more grasshoppers than ever before. In the grass there are like 2 or 3 every square foot. With each step I stirred up atleast one.

It made me wonder if we'll see a locust plague next month or in September.

Has anyone else noticed an unusually high number of grasshoppers?
 Quoting: Erectus


yep seeing them in AZ too.
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This can only mean Monsanto has fucd up big time still something left alive!!! or did I say Satanmoon sorry not enough a's
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Maybe a Satanmoon
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Just melt some chocolate... mmmmmm
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Just melt some chocolate... mmmmmm
Chocolate grasshopper thighs-now there's a thought !!!!!
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You know what's so weird?

I was driving down a countryish road today and I SWEAR... every half mile AT LEAST I could SEE a HUGE grasshopper sitting in the middle of the road. HUGE grasshoppers. I saw one in my driveway the other day, biggest fucking grasshopper I've EVER seen. I don't even know if they really are grasshoppers, maybe they're called something else, but... they're fucking everywhere!
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Crickets are very early here as well. TX.
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Yea, mmmmmm....
Right when I heard grasshopper I knew there was some good eaten to be done.

(I have never tried grasshopper but anything cooked over flames then dipped in sauce tastes good)
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I planted corn in my garden this year in New Mexico...

and out of nowhere there are grasshoppers.

How the hell do grasshoppers show up in the freakin desert?

Green ones and brown ones.
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I was out and about today here in sunbaked Arkansas and noticed more grasshoppers than ever before. In the grass there are like 2 or 3 every square foot. With each step I stirred up atleast one.

It made me wonder if we'll see a locust plague next month or in September.

Has anyone else noticed an unusually high number of grasshoppers?
 Quoting: Erectus


We had them in the Texas Panhandle this year...it happens every few years.
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I have yet to see hardly any this year.

We did have a bit of a drought when it got hot here,but ever since July 7th it has done nothing but rain everyday.

Heck it is pouring down as I type this.
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
Eat them and survive.
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hah nice one.
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
A couple of days ago there were thousands and thousands of dragon flys outside everywhere. Even in major streets. I assume it was just mating day, but there were sooo many!
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
I planted corn in my garden this year in New Mexico...

and out of nowhere there are grasshoppers.

How the hell do grasshoppers show up in the freakin desert?

Green ones and brown ones.

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Yup,big-ass hoppers like 4 and 5 inches and brown/green and the damn things bite.

Covered my only peach tree with netting so the fuckers want kill it,couldnt plant my garden this year because from last years plague of um i just said (fuck it).
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Swap you yank's one for one slugs for grasshopper's I've tried to go organic etc but this year about 20+ slugs per sq m ,hasn't stopped raining .
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
The cool thing about grasshoppers is they have compound eyes - imagine!

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