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There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/20/2012 12:16 AM
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I saw the biggest fucking grasshopper I've ever seen yesterday..

Thing was like 4 inches long and iridescent!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


maybe that's who was stealing your watermelons.
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07/20/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
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07/20/2012 12:23 AM
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I saw the biggest fucking grasshopper I've ever seen yesterday..

Thing was like 4 inches long and iridescent!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Trinity, if my memory serves, you are in Florida right?

Dude, you guys' have bugs that are the size of small planes down there! Yikes.

I keep waiting to hear about the Fukashima Grasshoppers that are 12 feet long and can crush cars!
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I live in downtown Dallas, in an area which is practically industrial, and I counted about 10 of them on the walls

yikes
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07/20/2012 12:35 AM
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
Deep fried grass hoppers!

yummy...
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Does anyone have a recipe for deep frying grass hoppers?
I would clean them well before cooking them.
 Quoting: ElusivePisces 11156436


Fried grasshopper here:

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20024671

I'd eat a fried grasshopper, a good source of protein. Nom nom nom.
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07/20/2012 04:03 AM
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I saw the biggest fucking grasshopper I've ever seen yesterday..

Thing was like 4 inches long and iridescent!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I saw the biggest fucking grasshopper I've ever seen yesterday..

Thing was like 4 inches long and iridescent!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


watch that language mister!!!

kids visit here.....u fucking nut
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07/20/2012 04:10 AM

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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
Giant black emeffers destroyed my garden--GA flatlands--they are freaking everywhere. These bitches could take you off of a bike at speed, easily 4-5 inches long. They don't seem to like Marigolds, but they have wasted everything else.
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." -- Albert Einstein

"The Upholder of the Cycles which supports the whole of Life, is water. In every drop of water dwells the Godhead, whom we all serve; there also dwells Life, the Soul of the "First" substance - Water - whose boundaries and banks are the capillaries that guide it and in which it circulates" -- Viktor Schauberger
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07/20/2012 04:18 AM
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As long as the grasshoppers don't change to yellow colored everything is fine.

They go plague wild when they turn yellow and can fly like a bee swarm and they eat everything, even the clothes off your body.

You see them turning yellow, that's when shtf with hoppers.
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07/20/2012 04:21 AM
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[link to www.animalcorner.co.uk]

Yes, Bad things happen when they turn yellow. They go CrAzY!
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09/05/2014 05:16 PM
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Re: There are grasshoppers everywhere! Plague coming?
Yes! We've got them like crazy in Minnesota, near the Twin Cities (Minneapolis/St. Paul). I was wondering the same thing. Is this an ominous sign of things to come?

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