This hurts you but even on your best day with a billion dollars in the bank you could never become President.

You could never pass the entrance exam to even get into Harvard let along be President of the Student Law Revue.

You can't even understand the Constitution let alone be a Constitutional Professor, which Obama is.

You couldn't get Osama bin Laden if he were tied up on your living room floor and you had a shotgun to his head. He'd still kick your ass in the name of Allah.

Of course you would try to say Obama is foreign that's your code for "How the fuck did a Black guy get elected?"

Now comes the part where you point out that he's half white.