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Astral Projection

 
Ralph Wiggum

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07/21/2012 02:18 PM

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what a bad ass tutorial, strolling through Japan on a motorbike explaining how to Astral Project.

basically what he said is to lay down on your back don't move any parts of your body, and repeat a word over and over again in your head. like banana banana banana banana banana after 10-15 mins your body will think banana is white noise and your body will fall asleep but your mind is awake, so now all you have to do is think of a rope with your mind, use your minds imaginary arms and climb the rope so your astral body climbs out of your body, you are now astral projecting/OBE!

dance

Last Edited by Nachos on 07/24/2012 03:37 AM
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07/21/2012 02:23 PM
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JLO has a big asstral projection.
Ralph Wiggum (OP)

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07/21/2012 02:24 PM

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really i got negative karma for talking about astral projection? u realize this is real dont you..
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07/21/2012 02:33 PM
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Dont give a kid keys to a nuclear bomb.

Dont talk about astral projection.

Just joking. People need to know about this
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07/21/2012 02:43 PM

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really i got negative karma for talking about astral projection? u realize this is real dont you..
 Quoting: Ralph Wiggum


Don't take it personally, Ralph. Stupid and especially the willfully ignorant people here will give out negative Karma as if it's fuckin' candy to those of us who actually seek out how to perform various Magicks and other abilities that some to alot of Humans are naturally born with. It's just that the entirity of this Human World is EXTREMELY toxic to such beliefs, and these are the type of thing that REQUIRE LOTS of belief in these things.

Hollywood movies make it seem so goddamn easy to perform advanced Magicks when in reality the simplest of spells, runes, and other Magickal abilities take one hell alot of practice, and usually take many years just to start to get to be more reliant. This isn't the type of thing that's easy to learn, let alone work at when your belief system is under constant fire. It's best to go the route to be neutral on religions and whatnot and try to go at this type of thing neutral wise. As in not gravitating towards negativity nor positivity. It's difficult, yes. There's not just the one way to do Astral Projection nor any Magicks. There are lots of ways to do these types of thing. Just it takes lots of practice and patience. Good luck to anyone and everyone who at least wants to try to work on Astral Projection. If you can do that, reaching the Astral Plane itself is within eventual reach for you. Just be warned... all hell's breaking loose here and there on the Astral Plane. Insanity, Corruption, and far far worse that's happening there is heading for this Plane. So please noone think nor believe it's a cakewalk in the Astral Plane. It's far more dangerous there for Humans and non Humans alike than it is on this Plane... for now.
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07/21/2012 05:52 PM
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I'll try it and give feedback tomorrow :D
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Kael

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07/22/2012 11:27 AM
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Well it kinda worked. I had a badass lucid dream.
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One equal temper of heroic hearts made weak by time and fate but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield"
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really i got negative karma for talking about astral projection? u realize this is real dont you..
 Quoting: Ralph Wiggum


Don't take it personally, Ralph. Stupid and especially the willfully ignorant people here will give out negative Karma as if it's fuckin' candy to those of us who actually seek out how to perform various Magicks and other abilities that some to alot of Humans are naturally born with. It's just that the entirity of this Human World is EXTREMELY toxic to such beliefs, and these are the type of thing that REQUIRE LOTS of belief in these things.

Hollywood movies make it seem so goddamn easy to perform advanced Magicks when in reality the simplest of spells, runes, and other Magickal abilities take one hell alot of practice, and usually take many years just to start to get to be more reliant. This isn't the type of thing that's easy to learn, let alone work at when your belief system is under constant fire. It's best to go the route to be neutral on religions and whatnot and try to go at this type of thing neutral wise. As in not gravitating towards negativity nor positivity. It's difficult, yes. There's not just the one way to do Astral Projection nor any Magicks. There are lots of ways to do these types of thing. Just it takes lots of practice and patience. Good luck to anyone and everyone who at least wants to try to work on Astral Projection. If you can do that, reaching the Astral Plane itself is within eventual reach for you. Just be warned... all hell's breaking loose here and there on the Astral Plane. Insanity, Corruption, and far far worse that's happening there is heading for this Plane. So please noone think nor believe it's a cakewalk in the Astral Plane. It's far more dangerous there for Humans and non Humans alike than it is on this Plane... for now.
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Why are you tying the poison word "magicks" to astral projection?
Ralph Wiggum (OP)

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07/22/2012 12:13 PM

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Well it kinda worked. I had a badass lucid dream.
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u sure it was a LD and not AP or OBE?
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07/22/2012 06:47 PM
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Well it kinda worked. I had a badass lucid dream.
banana2
 Quoting: Kael


u sure it was a LD and not AP or OBE?
 Quoting: Ralph Wiggum


Well i was able to control some of it but mostly was like an on rails shooter. It was like a ride through several situations. I wasn't seeing myself sleeping :).

Last Edited by Kael on 07/22/2012 06:47 PM
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07/24/2012 12:23 AM
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Re: Astral Projection
yes this is an old technique, the trick is to not let the mind wander from the one word you are thinking
Wake Up!