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NOW HIRING, DUE TO ANTICIPATED DEMAND FROM MIDDLE EAST.

 
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NOW HIRING, DUE TO ANTICIPATED DEMAND FROM MIDDLE EAST.
My rock producing factory is anticipating a huge growth in profits due to conditions in middle east. With ever growing clients such as Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, and the Gaza strip, we are unable to keep up with demand. Applicants can expect to work a lot of overtime in the near future, as it appears regional war is inevitable. No experience required, even an OWS retard could do the work, how-ever need not apply. With the Obummer economy destroying America, it's the least we can do, hire, hire, hire. Good luck.
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With the real unemployment figures probably near 20%, I still probably could not find a thousand people that would be willing to get off the government program they are one to take the jobs, what do you think?
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You may write a ,"Brief", description of your capabilities here. Hopefully more than checking the balance on a little plastic card.
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Apologies, I like to eat regardless of Ramadan.
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I don't speak spanish.
Give me bad karma.
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Re: NOW HIRING, DUE TO ANTICIPATED DEMAND FROM MIDDLE EAST.
I don't speak spanish.
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Then your out. lol
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If you dropped the drug checks you may be able to hire enough people.
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Apologies, I like to eat regardless of Ramadan.
 Quoting: pool


Hired. Starting date depends on Israel.
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If you dropped the drug checks you may be able to hire enough people.
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True, but how do I get them off the government tit?
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One thing I forgot to mention, You won't get time off for Obummers Ramadan ass kissing contest.
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bump For applicants
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On the other hand, if Israel attacks Iran, there will be plenty on chunks of concrete for them to throw. That would ruin us at Rock Exotic Weapons Mfg.
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With the real unemployment figures probably near 20%, I still probably could not find a thousand people that would be willing to get off the government program they are one to take the jobs, what do you think?
 Quoting: Desert Fox


more like 45%
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With the real unemployment figures probably near 20%, I still probably could not find a thousand people that would be willing to get off the government program they are one to take the jobs, what do you think?
 Quoting: Desert Fox


more like 45%
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I was being very conservative, yes you are correct.
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If you dropped the drug checks you may be able to hire enough people.
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True, but how do I get them off the government tit?
 Quoting: Desert Fox


you can`t you would be supporting the beast....
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
Thread: I shot video of the earth from my spacecraft, enjoy!
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My rock producing factory is anticipating a huge growth in profits due to conditions in middle east.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


so you're trying to hire MASONS?????
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If you dropped the drug checks you may be able to hire enough people.
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True, but how do I get them off the government tit?
 Quoting: Desert Fox


you can`t you would be supporting the beast....
 Quoting: mr...bojangles


That's what my worry is all about.
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Re: NOW HIRING, DUE TO ANTICIPATED DEMAND FROM MIDDLE EAST.
My rock producing factory is anticipating a huge growth in profits due to conditions in middle east.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


so you're trying to hire MASONS?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20236932


Yes, very perceptive you are. Guess I should have put that in the add, but afraid it wouldn't be politically correct.
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