You need to get that face out of here... You have any idea the lengths I go to just keep everyone ugly, both inside and out?! It's only fair... And that face is beyond fair... You're disturbing the disturbing balance I seek to create, and I won't tolerate these kinds of slights against all my awful works...

Don't make me call in the Comprachicos... They'd do just about anything to get their hands on a canvas like that...

Faces are currency to these people! If you're not careful, you're liable to wind up just as faceless as the rest of us.