A police officer came to my door today.

I opened the door..and he held up a photo of my wife and said...

"Is this your wife sir??"

"Yes" I replied...gettin a bit worried.....

"Well"..He continued "I have some tragic news...it appears she has been hit by a bus"


I look down..sadly..then say..

"I know....but she has a GREAT personality..and she is awesome with the kids".....