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Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.

 
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Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas!
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
Break its filthy neck.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
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lolsign


Not to mention, I would imagine that "screaming" at a police dog would constitute assault on a police officer, warranting a thorough tasing, clubbing, tasing, clubbing, tasing, pepper spray, followed by tasering and arrest.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
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Why do sadistic idiots like you train dogs to attack people?
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52


lolsign


Not to mention, I would imagine that "screaming" at a police dog would constitute assault on a police officer, warranting a thorough tasing, clubbing, tasing, clubbing, tasing, pepper spray, followed by tasering and arrest.
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and a thorough ravaging by the dog...
I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas!
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
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Why do sadistic idiots like you train dogs to attack people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20119776


I also train them to find bombs, dead bodies, live bodies, drugs and accelerants. I'm such a horrible person.
I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas!
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
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A trained attack dog of course wont show fear BUT your common house raised dog will have a lower chance of attacking IF you charge it and look as big as possible. People laugh but I have been attacked quite a few times by stray dogs and each one was prevented by doing that.

I only had one dog that ever called my bluff and a baseball bat to the skull solved our issues.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52


The same place where idiots like you have train animals in the same brutality of where you come from.
The animals reflect you, it is you that is an idiot, all of you.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
when he comes, shove one fist down his throat and extinguish the beast with your other hand.

When dog atacks man he has lost his purpose in life as he was "mans best friend".
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What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
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catadog We cats keep em in line with dog whistles tuned to the right frequency.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52


ive heard if you have a dog ever on top of you, you can get both front legs and push outwards which supposedly breaks its ribs into its heart. do you know if this is true or myth?
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52

A trained attack dog of course wont show fear BUT your common house raised dog will have a lower chance of attacking IF you charge it and look as big as possible. People laugh but I have been attacked quite a few times by stray dogs and each one was prevented by doing that.

I only had one dog that ever called my bluff and a baseball bat to the skull solved our issues.
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Hmmmm. Thinking you are somewhat correct with this.

One time was in an outdoor restaurant enjoying a meal and all of a sudden a rottweiler came charging towards me?


I just jumped out of my chair, made a stance and yelled bring it on bitch.. Dog turned around and went away.
Don't know why I did that was a natural reaction? as I did not think before doing such a stupid thing.

Know nothing about trained police dogs.. Maybe they don't back down cause of the training?
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52


ive heard if you have a dog ever on top of you, you can get both front legs and push outwards which supposedly breaks its ribs into its heart. do you know if this is true or myth?
 Quoting: More than a machine


have heard the same, as well as the hand down the throat(actually up to the forearm is best with mid sized animals) for obvious reasons
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07/22/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
Punch that dog square on the nose,it will give ya few seconds so think fast about your next move.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
For a normal dog, your tips are very useful.
Not for a fucked up police dog.

He does not look if ur standing, or running, he just bite.
Trust me on this.

The evil mf will bite even his owner, if the dog gets excited. I saw that with my own eyes.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
A trained police dog is going to take you down regardless of what you do. They're very intelligent, loyal animals, and when they obey orders they believe they are defending and protecting their master. They will kill you if they think they are being told to. They will most likely interpret the scream as a threat to their pack, which will only make matters worse for you.

Now, a common stray or house dog may act differently. That's really a toss up.
We had a dog who loved and would go home with anyone. Dumb as a box of hammers. I was wrestling with a friend once, and he bit me trying to protect my friend. Weirdo. We had another dog that would relentlessly attack people and animals if he thought our kids were in danger. Cops, fellow marines, didn't care- he was on it. No barking, growling, anything. Without warning, all you would hear is his teeth gnashing while he charged. R.I.P. buddy.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
Been training dogs for 26 years and you are an idiot. I don't care if you run, stand still or jump up and down and scream, that dog is going to take your ass down and keep you there until it's handler tells it to release. Where do idiots like you come up with this kind of bullshit?
 Quoting: Gerry52




You're an asshole training man's best friend to serve the darkside. Everytime one of these "trained" monsters is released on civilians, it should be killed.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
Punch that dog square on the nose,it will give ya few seconds so think fast about your next move.
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Baseball bat to the skull or 10" blade slammed center chest.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
OP take a look at the Anaheim post - watch the video - that lady was sitting on the ground holding her baby when the police dog came at her.
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Re: Fact, if a police dog runs towards you dont show fear and run or it will have you, stand your ground and it will think twice, trust me.
What more when the dog stops scream at it like a lunatic and it will shit itself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20200589


Must have been just your average junkyard dog, and you decided to walk a less travelled path one dark night, but you bravely walked on, when most would have shit and run.

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