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I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.

 
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I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
Good for you. I bet God's proud you passed His test.

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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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LDS as well!

Jesus Is God!

Praise and Glory to The Most High God!

No one left alone on a desert island with a Bible could come away with the doctrine sold by the watchtower or LDS
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
The sad truth is there is no safe denomination not one. We are blessed to be able to study online tho.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
you bibletards have no clue what your bible is...the kingdom of god is within you...the bible is metaphors of YOU...your 5 ego traits(free will,humility,desire,pride and vanity) your 8 brain parts,your 7 chakras,and your 6 senses...all as metaphors in the stories...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
you bibletards have no clue what your bible is...the kingdom of god is within you...the bible is metaphors of YOU...your 5 ego traits(free will,humility,desire,pride and vanity) your 8 brain parts,your 7 chakras,and your 6 senses...all as metaphors in the stories...
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blinker Yeah that sounds real good coming from a non believer.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
All of Chrisitanity as well

Maybe its not religion that your looking 4 but God himselfhf
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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Actually by founder Brother Russell in the 1900s they had the Illuminists beliefs. He was awesome, I researched the man and he was really onto the mysteries of the Great Pyramids and is even buried under a pyramid..

But after he died the Society took a downturn.. and lost all of its Illuminated ideals...

It became just another dry, mentally ill cult after he died.

Brother Russell used to love Freemasonry as well, but after him they will cast out any members who try to study Brother Russell today. And they will cast out any members who study the pyramid or who want to practice any holidays.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6971195


You're extremely deluded my friend. May you find the true god one day.
"Whenever we read the obscene stories [of the Old Testament], the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt or brutalize mankind." - Thomas Paine
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
Glad you woke up, OP. I've had it with christians as well.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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Good job OP!
sonlifetv.com/watch/

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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6971195


You're extremely deluded my friend. May you find the true god one day.
 Quoting: Pluto Born


I guess if they wanted to wean from Roman holidays they could be on the right track. But the Romans were some of the best stargazers and knew the times and the seasons...

And why they forbid astrology is beyond me.. Its how you had to be a high priest thruout all of human history. It was having the ability to tell the times and seasons and the birth of Kings.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6971195


You're extremely deluded my friend. May you find the true god one day.
 Quoting: Pluto Born


I guess if they wanted to wean from Roman holidays they could be on the right track. But the Romans were some of the best stargazers and knew the times and the seasons...

And why they forbid astrology is beyond me.. Its how you had to be a high priest thruout all of human history. It was having the ability to tell the times and seasons and the birth of Kings.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Forbid astrology? Are you talking about ancient Rome?
"Whenever we read the obscene stories [of the Old Testament], the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt or brutalize mankind." - Thomas Paine
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6971195


You're extremely deluded my friend. May you find the true god one day.
 Quoting: Pluto Born


I guess if they wanted to wean from Roman holidays they could be on the right track. But the Romans were some of the best stargazers and knew the times and the seasons...

And why they forbid astrology is beyond me.. Its how you had to be a high priest thruout all of human history. It was having the ability to tell the times and seasons and the birth of Kings.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Forbid astrology? Are you talking about ancient Rome?
 Quoting: Pluto Born


JWs forbid astrology when Christianity is actually a astrological religion...Christianity is Roman.


:draco23:


:Easter23:


:unicornrevised:


:eagleforth:



:lionofjudahfall:



:ophiuchuswinter:
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
Astrology also discovered Kings.

King David was born under this starry alignment...A star of David like this one..


:starchart:




Flash forward to Jesus ..It wasnt one Star of Bethlehem that the Magi followed, it was a alignment as a whole. A natal chart.

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You're extremely deluded my friend. May you find the true god one day.
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I guess if they wanted to wean from Roman holidays they could be on the right track. But the Romans were some of the best stargazers and knew the times and the seasons...

And why they forbid astrology is beyond me.. Its how you had to be a high priest thruout all of human history. It was having the ability to tell the times and seasons and the birth of Kings.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Forbid astrology? Are you talking about ancient Rome?
 Quoting: Pluto Born


JWs forbid astrology when Christianity is actually a astrological religion...Christianity is Roman.


:draco23:


:Easter23:


:unicornrevised:


:eagleforth:



:lionofjudahfall:



:ophiuchuswinter:
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


That's right, in Genesis it also says "God" created the firmament. I've never quite understood the JW, and where I live they are somewhat reclusive(much like the Amish community here). Great job on the pictures too, by the way. I see them from time to time.
"Whenever we read the obscene stories [of the Old Testament], the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt or brutalize mankind." - Thomas Paine
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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thomas spencer monson is the president and a false prophet
he speahs to god and charges his people to hear the words he created in his own mind
unlike my truths
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
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Good for you!

I wouldn't trust any denomination, any large organization. The NT writers said that after they died, false teachers would arise from among us. History bears this out; the leaders began to crave authority and "lord over" people, even before Constantine. They made themselves gods and priests, usurping the place of Jesus as our Intermediary, and ignoring the fact that when He was on the cross the curtain in the temple separating the holiest place was ripped in half, which signifies our free access to God without priests.

Jesus said that the time had come to no longer worship in special places but "in spirit and truth"; no longer rituals and priests but "where two or three gather in My name". This is true Christianity, true spiritual life. For more of my thoughts on this, please visit [link to www.fether.net] including the linked articles at the end. God bless!
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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This is the platform for all Christians

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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
look,all you need is god,its just about you and him.just read your bible and take it to mean what it says to you.you dont need any interpretation,or study,or church,or paster or anyone or thing else.all things that are contary to it just being be
tween god and you,is a leading away.do not be influenced by other peoples doctrines,beliefs,denominations,opinions ect.make your relationship with him ,just between you and him.beware of outside influences on your relationship with him.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
I was Literaly Shocked to find out that Jehovah Witnesses
my 61/2 yr. religion was a founded by the Illuminaties, I was crushed almost brought to tears and not tears of Joy.

I composed myself, prayed to god to forgive me, for I did not know I was a member of a False Religion and that I will always believe in him for he IS my God and Savior.
Amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6971195


Actually by founder Brother Russell in the 1900s they had the Illuminists beliefs. He was awesome, I researched the man and he was really onto the mysteries of the Great Pyramids and is even buried under a pyramid..

But after he died the Society took a downturn.. and lost all of its Illuminated ideals...

It became just another dry, mentally ill cult after he died.

Brother Russell used to love Freemasonry as well, but after him they will cast out any members who try to study Brother Russell today. And they will cast out any members who study the pyramid or who want to practice any holidays.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


The holidays are pagan based so good for them for not practicing them. Especially halloween which is a satanic religious holiday. Christians who celebrate these holidays should be ashamed of themselves as Jesus would have nothing to do with them.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
look,all you need is god,its just about you and him.just read your bible and take it to mean what it says to you.you dont need any interpretation,or study,or church,or paster or anyone or thing else.all things that are contary to it just being be
tween god and you,is a leading away.do not be influenced by other peoples doctrines,beliefs,denominations,opinions ect.make your relationship with him ,just between you and him.beware of outside influences on your relationship with him.
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it is nice though to fellowship with people who believe the same things. That is how an organized group/religion is formed. From people seeking other like minded ones out.
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look,all you need is god,its just about you and him.just read your bible and take it to mean what it says to you.you dont need any interpretation,or study,or church,or paster or anyone or thing else.all things that are contary to it just being be
tween god and you,is a leading away.do not be influenced by other peoples doctrines,beliefs,denominations,opinions ect.make your relationship with him ,just between you and him.beware of outside influences on your relationship with him.
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This has been my stance for many years. I have nothing but disdain for "group think". Your pathway is yours and no one elses. I have one rule to follow which encompasses every law and that is, "DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU". All the rest of the shalt's and thou shalt not's are superfluous.
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Re: I really thought I found God through the Jehovah Witnesses, when all I really found were the devil's in sheeps clothing.
that Gang IS a Cult

period !

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