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I am one of the two witnesses.

 
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I am one of the two witnesses.
I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
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I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
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You'll be back in school by then junior.
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I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
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People give so much credit to a book.
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Re: I am one of the two witnesses.
This relates to that other thread from like 2 years ago
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This relates to that other thread from like 2 years ago
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there are way too many "witnesses" threads.

how many posters have claimed to be one of the two now?
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Or how about ronald Weinland who says he and his wife are the tw0 and has claimed so for at least a year now, sorry your too late.
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6 months until 3 days of darkness

Thread: 3 days of darkness
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and i am also a witness. i saw stuff today. iamwith
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09/22/2012 06:35 AM
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only two?
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Re: I am one of the two witnesses.
Don't be so pessimistic, doctors don't know everything. What did you witness?

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Don't be so pessimistic, doctors don't know everything. What did you witness?

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i am the witness to the three days of darkness that comes in 6 months time.

in 6 months time i will die for three days.
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One time I ate a meatball the size of my own head.

Yep, mmmhhhhhhmmmm
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I have two Witnesses that are in my neighborhood knocking on doors. Are you the young pretty female or the old ugly male?
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I do not intend to judge you; I will say, if you were one of the two and were to be martyrd in 8 months and rise in 3 days, you would be doing so rather premeturly. Please do not simply say "I am one." As a human, do not ask for faith before you have done the lords works and, please, wait till the Lord tells you directly toy are one to fully believe it and know it will intail a great amount of earthly suffering and unpopularity if you truly are.
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I do not intend to judge you; I will say, if you were one of the two and were to be martyrd in 8 months and rise in 3 days, you would be doing so rather premeturly. Please do not simply say "I am one." As a human, do not ask for faith before you have done the lords works and, please, wait till the Lord tells you directly toy are one to fully believe it and know it will intail a great amount of earthly suffering and unpopularity if you truly are.
 Quoting: Nobody Important 30999968


I met a man in Israel in 1998 who was like no one I had met before. He told me how YESHUA told him HE was sending him to Israel. And by this sign he would know that it was God. His wife would conceive twins and one would die in the womb. The other would be born on the 1st day of Hanukah. A year and ½ later his wife conceived and had a miscarriage. When she when to the doctor she was told she was still pregnant. On the 1st night of Hanukah his son was born.
This man told me how God told him to call the priminister of Israel and tell him if he gave away anymore of his brothers land God was going to strike him down. Rabin signed the treaty and land was given to the PA. Within a month of the call Rabin was shot down by someone unknown to this man. God fulfilled the prophecy.
This man came to Israel and like I said there was something different about him. His eyes were full of light and love. I felt as if I knew him all my life.
I went to red sea with him and others in the car. It started to pour coming back the man prayed and the storm stopped. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The muslim young man who was driving us was quiet the entire remaining 2 hours back to Jerusalem. The next morning the young man came to our hotel with his uncle and father asking that the man come to his grandfather. I went and then I watched a man with gangrene feet get healed by the words this man spoke. He told the man to stay off his feet for three days and God would heal it. We went to up north to and when we returned three days later the man and his family were at the hotel and his feet were completely healed.
After that day in the car when the rain stopped it was the longest draught Israel faced in a very long time. For three and a half years the rain didn’t fall. The lake went down to dangerous levels. It was unsafe to swim in it. Wells were running dry thru out the area.
I asked this man who he was. Was he a prophet. He replied I am a servant of God. I asked him again are you Elijah. He replied I am a servant of God. Others asked are you one of the witnesses. He replied I am a servant of the most high God. Never did this man claim anything for himself.
I watched this man speak at the western wall. I heard it in English, others with us heard it in Arabic, a language spoken in a village in Kenya and in Hebrew. It was powerful the entire crowd turned and was silent they parted as he left. He told them that righteousness comes from God alone. That their begging for money was making this place of pray a house of prostitution.

I witnessed this man on many trips he took to Israel. Each time people were healed and came to faith.
He last trip he told us he wouldn’t be back until after the fighting. We were all like what fighting what are you talking about. A few months later the infata started.
If anyone fulfills the description of one of the witnesses it is he.

I look forward to seeing him again and the other person that will return to the land with him.
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I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18952707


1. one of the two HAS TO BE ELIYAHU THE PROPHET.
2. The second should logically be King Cyrus of Persia [iran], because it makes sense that YAH would send the messiah of israel to walk with the prophet of israel, to usher in the messiah of the whole world, Yahushua.

So, unless you are the prophet of israel EliYahu, or the messiah of israel, Cyrus, go away!
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I met a man in Israel in 1998 who was like no one I had met before. He told me how YESHUA told him HE was sending him to Israel. And by this sign he would know that it was God. His wife would conceive twins and one would die in the womb. The other would be born on the 1st day of Hanukah. A year and ½ later his wife conceived and had a miscarriage. When she when to the doctor she was told she was still pregnant. On the 1st night of Hanukah his son was born.
This man told me how God told him to call the priminister of Israel and tell him if he gave away anymore of his brothers land God was going to strike him down. Rabin signed the treaty and land was given to the PA. Within a month of the call Rabin was shot down by someone unknown to this man. God fulfilled the prophecy.
This man came to Israel and like I said there was something different about him. His eyes were full of light and love. I felt as if I knew him all my life.
I went to red sea with him and others in the car. It started to pour coming back the man prayed and the storm stopped. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The muslim young man who was driving us was quiet the entire remaining 2 hours back to Jerusalem. The next morning the young man came to our hotel with his uncle and father asking that the man come to his grandfather. I went and then I watched a man with gangrene feet get healed by the words this man spoke. He told the man to stay off his feet for three days and God would heal it. We went to up north to and when we returned three days later the man and his family were at the hotel and his feet were completely healed.
After that day in the car when the rain stopped it was the longest draught Israel faced in a very long time. For three and a half years the rain didn’t fall. The lake went down to dangerous levels. It was unsafe to swim in it. Wells were running dry thru out the area.
I asked this man who he was. Was he a prophet. He replied I am a servant of God. I asked him again are you Elijah. He replied I am a servant of God. Others asked are you one of the witnesses. He replied I am a servant of the most high God. Never did this man claim anything for himself.
I watched this man speak at the western wall. I heard it in English, others with us heard it in Arabic, a language spoken in a village in Kenya and in Hebrew. It was powerful the entire crowd turned and was silent they parted as he left. He told them that righteousness comes from God alone. That their begging for money was making this place of pray a house of prostitution.

I witnessed this man on many trips he took to Israel. Each time people were healed and came to faith.
He last trip he told us he wouldn’t be back until after the fighting. We were all like what fighting what are you talking about. A few months later the infata started.
If anyone fulfills the description of one of the witnesses it is he.

I look forward to seeing him again and the other person that will return to the land with him.
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Re: I am one of the two witnesses.
I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18952707


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Re: I am one of the two witnesses.
Hi.

I am the other.

How you doing?

I have plans to cheat the script, and don't comply with that "lie in the streets" part...
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and i am also a witness. i saw stuff today. iamwith
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chuckle I saw stuff today too...nice to meet you! So many witnesses these days :D

hf
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Re: I am one of the two witnesses.
This relates to that other thread from like 2 years ago
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there are way too many "witnesses" threads.

how many posters have claimed to be one of the two now?
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Im not judging you but I think it is possible that the 2 witnesses wont claim to be witnesses but will be dubbed that by others. What makes you soo certain you are one?
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One time I ate a meatball the size of my own head.

Yep, mmmhhhhhhmmmm
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wow how big is your head???
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I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18952707


1. one of the two HAS TO BE ELIYAHU THE PROPHET.
2. The second should logically be King Cyrus of Persia [iran], because it makes sense that YAH would send the messiah of israel to walk with the prophet of israel, to usher in the messiah of the whole world, Yahushua.

So, unless you are the prophet of israel EliYahu, or the messiah of israel, Cyrus, go away!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34722897


Israel is a scattered flock, dont judge a book by its cover...God doesnt he looks at their hearts...Israel is in the persons intentions and ability willingness to abide by Gods will treat others like they would themselves and love God not religion or culture more than all else.
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I met a man in Israel in 1998 who was like no one I had met before. He told me how YESHUA told him HE was sending him to Israel. And by this sign he would know that it was God. His wife would conceive twins and one would die in the womb. The other would be born on the 1st day of Hanukah. A year and ½ later his wife conceived and had a miscarriage. When she when to the doctor she was told she was still pregnant. On the 1st night of Hanukah his son was born.
This man told me how God told him to call the priminister of Israel and tell him if he gave away anymore of his brothers land God was going to strike him down. Rabin signed the treaty and land was given to the PA. Within a month of the call Rabin was shot down by someone unknown to this man. God fulfilled the prophecy.
This man came to Israel and like I said there was something different about him. His eyes were full of light and love. I felt as if I knew him all my life.
I went to red sea with him and others in the car. It started to pour coming back the man prayed and the storm stopped. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The muslim young man who was driving us was quiet the entire remaining 2 hours back to Jerusalem. The next morning the young man came to our hotel with his uncle and father asking that the man come to his grandfather. I went and then I watched a man with gangrene feet get healed by the words this man spoke. He told the man to stay off his feet for three days and God would heal it. We went to up north to and when we returned three days later the man and his family were at the hotel and his feet were completely healed.
After that day in the car when the rain stopped it was the longest draught Israel faced in a very long time. For three and a half years the rain didn’t fall. The lake went down to dangerous levels. It was unsafe to swim in it. Wells were running dry thru out the area.
I asked this man who he was. Was he a prophet. He replied I am a servant of God. I asked him again are you Elijah. He replied I am a servant of God. Others asked are you one of the witnesses. He replied I am a servant of the most high God. Never did this man claim anything for himself.
I watched this man speak at the western wall. I heard it in English, others with us heard it in Arabic, a language spoken in a village in Kenya and in Hebrew. It was powerful the entire crowd turned and was silent they parted as he left. He told them that righteousness comes from God alone. That their begging for money was making this place of pray a house of prostitution.

I witnessed this man on many trips he took to Israel. Each time people were healed and came to faith.
He last trip he told us he wouldn’t be back until after the fighting. We were all like what fighting what are you talking about. A few months later the infata started.
If anyone fulfills the description of one of the witnesses it is he.

I look forward to seeing him again and the other person that will return to the land with him.
 Quoting: Mwachanya 13453183


whoever the witnesses are they are...if i were you he told you who he was a servant of God that is enough dont you think? just be sure you too are a servant of God
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look here all you wanna bees need to stop your nonsense before you curse yourselves... being a witness to darkness does not make you a witness of God manifesting himself to you... you really want to know one of these dudes, then come give me a polygraph test and I'll tell you exactly what i witnessed, and let the results do the rest of the talking... please i will utterly destroy this thread with all the evidence, so stop making bogus claims unless you are faithful enough to have a lie detector back up your claims, which I am ready and willing to do, and i don't care what you people think, I don't think I know that God is my witness to what i tell you all... now if the results tell you i am not lying then surely there is another witness, should i make mention of him? He came and you knew him not, he has the name of one who lives and is dead and who is dead and yet lives... do you know who I'm talking about? thats what i thought even though i gave you a hint... I geuss i have to be the one who tells you like Jesus told the disciples, this was Elias who was for to come. Jesus said Elias came and the knew him not, the same is to say that Elias came and they knew him not... & Jesus spoke of an old prophecy saying to his disciples "... and if you will receive him this was Elias who was for to come" you might ask how this is possible, but then you must ask how is it possible for Elisha to have a double portion of the spirit of Elijah and how the mantle of Elijah is symbolic of the spirit of Elijah clothing Elisha in the rapture of Elijah's spirit, and Elijah told Elisha when he requested this thing from Elijah that it is a hard thing to do which you ask, but nevertheless if Elisha witnessed the LORD taking him into heaven then it would be so, simply for the fact that there is nothing to hard or impossible for the all wise and knowing god to perform. in the same way shall John have came as forerunner to Jesus in the first portion and in the end of days the second portion of Elijah shall come, along with another witness, now it is not to be confused with Moses for it is Elijah who is like unto Moses in the last days and Joshua will be the successor as always and surely Jesus comes after them both and Jesus is not to be confused with Michael who is like unto the Lord of the whole earth, while Jesus is worthy of the glory of God and all will bow before the Lord Jesus Christ it is Michael whom stands before the Lord that will say "do not bow before me..." in Revelation Book, and it is Jesus who said to Michael "...i will cause them to bow before you and to know that i have loved you..." and it is in the presence of the LORD God and in the presence of His Lamb that all knees will be made to bow before Michael who is just as Elijah is clothed in the spirit of Moses and Elisha in the spirit of Elisha and John in the first portion of the spirit of Elias and Tupac in the latter portion of the mantle, even so, is not Enoch clothed in the spirit of Michael and the mantle of them upon one named after the Lord who is like unto YHWH & Yahshuwah? like i said, just come polygraph merantrantrant
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I will die in 8 months and be resurrected after 3 days.

3 days of darkness is coming in 8 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18952707


Regarding the car accident from yesterday, "One Call, that's All".
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one more thing that i would like to add, that Jesus said to me "Look I am coming quickly, hold that fast which you have that no man take your crown..." my new name lol should i say... it will be like unto Joshua son of Non receiving the new name of Yeshurun which is Joshua who wrote the book of Jasher, and not only was this Joshua's name but also the name given to the whole congregation of Israel and its 13 tribes, which is in itself prophetic of those who die in the name of the Lord during the time of the hour of temption which is the mark of the beast and his name, and also the 144,000 are sealed with the new name of God and they will play the role of a third witness after the 2 have come and gone before the great day of the Lamb arrives when every eye shall become a witness and every knee will bow before God's Holy presence, everyone & everything including the heavens, even the ones who pierced him which are this day in the grave will see his coming and not be able to deny, and they will not be able to refrain from bowing with their face to the earth, for the brightness of his glory will cause all things to pass away wherefore you will fall down upon your face as a dead man at his presence, just like it happened to me and then you will rise and be standing in an eternal realm of judgement in his eternal presence with all things from every generation before his throne, even dragon and the beast will be made to bow... end of story
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and i am also a witness. i saw stuff today. iamwith
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chuckle I saw stuff today too...nice to meet you! So many witnesses these days :D

hf
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Awwwwwwww you beat me to it. I waz gonna post that.

I am one of the eh.....three... witnesses then?
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they have been here for over a year. clothed in sackcloth means nobody will ever see them. they are not people. and their deaths are symbolic. see my username for a clue and no i am not one. just type in liekillers in youtube and see for yourself.look for the two witness video.

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