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Anyone want to employ a 40+ year old programmer with loads of experience?

 
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Anyone want to employ a 40+ year old programmer with loads of experience?
Maybe I can get a job as an international cyber-terrorist with the government?
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Programming is like being a hit man. If they are crooked enough to have money, and are willing to pay you, you don't want the job.
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Check out Simple Programmer on YouTube



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Maybe I can get a job as an international cyber-terrorist with the government?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20517306


You'd think for all the clamoring these companies do about not being able to fill thousands upon thousands of jobs you'd have lots of offers. Of course we all know it's just the traitorous white male rich global American scabs.
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Thread: The single older career woman is lonely
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Start your own business.
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Start your own business.
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Maybe I can get a job as an international cyber-terrorist with the government?
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H1-B VISA denied huh?


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Start your own business.
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Shill on GLP.
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its paying off for you is it?
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can you hack?
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Re: Anyone want to employ a 40+ year old programmer with loads of experience?
Not when they can employ an immigrant for 1/2 your wage.
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Not when they can employ an immigrant for 1/2 your wage.
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Exactly. When someone is willing to do the job for 1/2 price and do it just as well... whey would anyone pay more?

I'm an older IT guy... 50+ and still working in the field, but I constantly think about losing my job and what I would do. Because I know finding another decent paying IT job at my age is going to be nearly impossible.
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i need an app maker.low or no pay but you get all profits off sales.contact robomont
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Try UTMB Galveston. Or actually many of the hospitals in Houston.

Good luck.

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Start your own business.
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Manwhoring sounds like a profitable avenue.

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Maybe I can get a job as an international cyber-terrorist with the government?
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40 year old virgin
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Go blow some goats cuk
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I doubt your are a programmer if you fail to mention your prefered languages, but thats just me.
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I doubt your are a programmer if you fail to mention your prefered languages, but thats just me.
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I don't like programmers with preferred languages. They whine all the time when having to use non-preferred language.
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FBI in Maryland .. need programmers check out their web site
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OP means HTML 2.0 skills with little css knowledge
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Start your own business.
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Shill on GLP.
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its paying off for you is it?
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Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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Re: Anyone want to employ a 40+ year old programmer with loads of experience?
OP means HTML 2.0 skills with little css knowledge
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I think OP is rocking PASCAL or COBOL skills. He would call himself a developer if it was HTML and CSS.
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OP means HTML 2.0 skills with little css knowledge
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if it fits in Microsoft Word, it's not programming.


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MK Ultra programmer? You sick bastard!
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Russia is hiring

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OP means HTML 2.0 skills with little css knowledge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74784665



if it fits in Microsoft Word, it's not programming.


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Windows was programmed using Microsoft Word.
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I doubt your are a programmer if you fail to mention your prefered languages, but thats just me.
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it is of being that my languages of my favorites are Hindi, Sanskrit, English and Texan.
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OP means HTML 2.0 skills with little css knowledge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74784665



if it fits in Microsoft Word, it's not programming.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74769071


Windows was programmed using Microsoft Word.
 Quoting: Weyoun



no kidding.

epiclol
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What do you know C++, php? If you know something like that the demand isn't very high right now.

C# is where it's at.
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What do you know C++, php? If you know something like that the demand isn't very high right now.

C# is where it's at.
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It doesn't matter how much you know. It matters how much you can learn, adapt, and be independent. Good companies don't care about what languages you know. The #1 attribute in demand is ability to independently adapt and learn without hand holding. This is why so many college graduates can't find jobs, because colleges only reinforce hand-holding. The best ones don't go to school and are self-taught.


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