What was the best or most memorable thing your child has said to you? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21540692 United States 08/08/2012 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daughter was two and ,while she was being potty trained she looked at me and said "Mom be patient, the best things come from being patient". Quoting: CrazyMama73 Anyone else have something said to them from their child or a child, that sticks with you? my son once said obama sucks. I dropped an ice cold beer on the carpet. |
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CrazyMama73 (OP) User ID: 21317253 Canada 08/08/2012 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After the first Madagascar movie came out. My husband & I took our daughter, who was about 2 years old, to a fairly empty shoe store (very quiet) and she saw Madagascar themed shoes and yells really loud: "Look, they have Magic-Ass-Car shoes!". I think the checkout lady was pentecostal--she had that look. We were so embarrassed because we couldn't stop laughing! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353807 |
Elle User ID: 15240477 Canada 08/08/2012 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Daugther came home one day to tell me, she didn't want to go back to school because it was too hard. I told her something's in life are hard and she cut me to say, " it's not that mom, my teacher keep teaching stuff I don't know" Man did I laugh, and still do Oxx |
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StinkerBell User ID: 5261267 United States 08/08/2012 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "When I get big and you get little, can I tell you what to do?" Of course, now get in the car. and from my grandson: "I know what you need Grandma, a MAGNET FLYING GLASS!" "Don't Fire until you see the whites of their lies." C. Prejean, 2005 If your delivery sucks, it doesn't matter how right you are. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21041082 United States 08/08/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My friends sister had twins, a boy and a girl. She used to give them baths together. Just as she was thinking it was time to start giving them separate baths her son asks "Mommy, why does Shelly have 2 butts?" I think she missed her window. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10508382 United States 08/08/2012 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My son told someone to "Shut the fuck up asshole pile of shit cocksucker" and I started laughing. I told him good job and brought him out for ice cream. I told him " Son, Im proud of you, you tell it like it is without any political correctness" Great kid. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10508382 United States 08/08/2012 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daughter was two and ,while she was being potty trained she looked at me and said "Mom be patient, the best things come from being patient". Quoting: CrazyMama73 Anyone else have something said to them from their child or a child, that sticks with you? What a dumb thread to post on GLP. My son told me he was gay. I beat the shit out of him and threw him in the basement for a week. I told him "When your done eating dick then you can come out. I would lay a beating on him every night.....I was also bored but he enjoyed every minute of it and he's now strait. So I guess you could say "I beat him strait" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21472356 United States 08/08/2012 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My smart-ass teen daughter asked me once "Mom, would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet?" I answered "of course not." She then looks at my chest and says, "why do you wear a bra?" She and her sister thought it was hysterical. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 455519 United States 08/08/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not really funny ha-ha, but memorable... I had a disabled son who passed away a couple of years ago. Back in the early 80's he used to ride the bus to school. One day when I picked him up at the bus stop I saw that he had been crying. I asked him what was wrong. He said..."Mom, I know what's wrong with me...God just didn't make me right." I was speechless, but held back the tears...eventually I said that God had made him just right..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20359861 United States 08/08/2012 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not really funny ha-ha, but memorable... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 455519 I had a disabled son who passed away a couple of years ago. Back in the early 80's he used to ride the bus to school. One day when I picked him up at the bus stop I saw that he had been crying. I asked him what was wrong. He said..."Mom, I know what's wrong with me...God just didn't make me right." I was speechless, but held back the tears...eventually I said that God had made him just right..... May the angels and father bless your child damn now im crying |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20359861 United States 08/08/2012 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mine ssaid Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20359861 i hate you motherfucker a few years ago and hasnt spoken to me since musta deserved it, prick. tough luck. Did i also deserve being miled by the chld and mother both knowing i was not the father and oly kept me strung along in order to co tinue recieving chd support in excess of a thousand and other bills paid did i so deserve to be constanly put down and belittled all the whe supporting them did i desrve to find put she was fucking her dad and she knew it was his kid you do t know anything about me prick |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20849511 United States 08/08/2012 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My son is 22 , and has always been overly dramatic. About 5 years ago he had a case of poison ivy and you would have thought he was at deaths door the way he moaned and wailed about it. I laugh to this day at the fact that he described poison ivy as a 'debilitating disease'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18568829 hey now, in your sons defense, it depends on where its at. if its on your asshole dick, twat, or say FACE, thats pretty debilitating. I love you son ! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1442220 Canada 08/08/2012 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First time my 2yr old encountered a black person while we were waiting in line to pay for something at the the pharmacy, my son asked me, Mommy, why is that person brown. The "brown" person replied to my son, why are you "white". His response was, I'm not white, I'm peach. We both laughed at the child's innocence. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6493463 United States 08/08/2012 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daughter was two and ,while she was being potty trained she looked at me and said "Mom be patient, the best things come from being patient". Quoting: CrazyMama73 Anyone else have something said to them from their child or a child, that sticks with you? Daughter was 3 and a half. We'd just gotten a new dog and were talking about what to name her. Our daughter suggested a name I liked, and I said to here "What made you think of that one." Her answer: "My brain told me" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 455519 United States 08/08/2012 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not really funny ha-ha, but memorable... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 455519 I had a disabled son who passed away a couple of years ago. Back in the early 80's he used to ride the bus to school. One day when I picked him up at the bus stop I saw that he had been crying. I asked him what was wrong. He said..."Mom, I know what's wrong with me...God just didn't make me right." I was speechless, but held back the tears...eventually I said that God had made him just right..... May the angels and father bless your child damn now im crying Thank you for your kindness. Bless you... |