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Catching pigs. Makeing a strong argument against the welfare state & socialism

 
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This has been around before,but still makes a strong argument against the welfare state & socialism....If you want a"cradle to grave life" ruled and supported by government then OBAM-ASS and his comrade DEMONCRATS is your vote...If you want a "cradle to grave life"of personal choice and personal freedom then Mitt and his fellow REPUBLICANS is your vote...There is no middle-of -the-road,not in heaven,not in hell...JMO


[link to Catching] Pigs

There was a chemistry professor in a large college
that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one
young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and
stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been
shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
regime.
then the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a
strange
question. He asked:
"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke.
"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods
and putting corn on the ground.
The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."
"When they are used to coming every day,
you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to
coming."
"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again
and you put up another side of the fence."
"They get used to that and start to eat again.
You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up
with a gate in the last side."
"The pigs, which are used to the free corn,
start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again."
"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom."
"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn."
"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage
in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor
that is exactly what he sees happening in America .

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism
and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs
such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,
payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.
While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:
1. There is no such thing as a free lunch and
2. you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper
than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America ,
you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life,
then you will probably delete this email.
But God help you when the gate slams shut!

---------------------
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
militia
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oink, oink. Belly up to the trough . Get your free stuff here. It will only cost you your freedom, and that is over rated to be sure.
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This has been around before,but still makes a strong argument against the welfare state & socialism....If you want a"cradle to grave life" ruled and supported by government then OBAM-ASS and his comrade DEMONCRATS is your vote...If you want a "cradle to grave life"of personal choice and personal freedom then Mitt and his fellow REPUBLICANS is your vote...There is no middle-of -the-road,not in heaven,not in hell...JMO


[link to Catching] Pigs

There was a chemistry professor in a large college
that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one
young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and
stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been
shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
regime.
then the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a
strange
question. He asked:
"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke.
"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods
and putting corn on the ground.
The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."
"When they are used to coming every day,
you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to
coming."
"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again
and you put up another side of the fence."
"They get used to that and start to eat again.
You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up
with a gate in the last side."
"The pigs, which are used to the free corn,
start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again."
"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom."
"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn."
"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage
in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor
that is exactly what he sees happening in America .

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism
and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs
such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,
payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.
While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:
1. There is no such thing as a free lunch and
2. you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper
than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America ,
you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life,
then you will probably delete this email.
But God help you when the gate slams shut!

---------------------
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
militia
 Quoting: making bacon 1243271


If you want a "cradle to grave life"of personal choice and personal freedom then Mitt and his fellow REPUBLICANS is your vote...

Sorry to burst you bubble but Repukes are building that fence too.
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So there are 2703 people on this site right now. NOT one of you find this the least bit interesting.

whatever
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Today's Lesson In Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" . . . Reason: "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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So there are 2703 people on this site right now. NOT one of you find this the least bit interesting.

whatever
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Because most of us know that the left / right is a load of crap! There is no difference between the main political parties - neither of them have your best interests at heart!

(and before you start with the Spanish/socialist country crap let me say again that I happen to be in Spain but I'm not Spanish. The flag on GLP represents location and not nationality FFS!)
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
militia
 Quoting: making bacon 1243271


If you want a "cradle to grave life"of personal choice and personal freedom then Mitt and his fellow REPUBLICANS is your vote...

Sorry to burst you bubble but Repukes are building that fence too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19992076


WE have given 4 years to the present administration, he is over his head. Last night Mr. O , who was out begging for money again told a mostly black audience about his plans to ensure that BLACK kids get college educations. REALLY

Only the black kids Mr. O
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Today's Lesson In Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" . . . Reason: "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
 Quoting: BRIEF


now that is Irony at it's best
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Today's Lesson In Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" . . . Reason: "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
 Quoting: BRIEF


now that is Irony at it's best
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1243271

Time to take down the bird feeder

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, I reflected as I filled it lovingly with seed. First came the chickadees and then within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.


Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table. Everywhere!


Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.


Other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.


Soon, the back yard was like it used to be: quiet and serene.


Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.


Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly, our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; and you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor. Your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.


Corn flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.


Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
..... just an FYI
BRIEF
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I grew up in a small town where we raised chickens and grew a garden...my mother would get the scraps after lunch from my school to feed them. When I got home from school everyday, I'd change clothes and grab my bb gun to kill the starlings that were taking food away from the chickens...one after the other would drop dead as I shot them, but the live ones continued to eat until they too were shot...until I got tired of killing them...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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This has been around before,but still makes a strong argument against the welfare state & socialism....If you want a"cradle to grave life" ruled and supported by government then OBAM-ASS and his comrade DEMONCRATS is your vote...If you want a "cradle to grave life"of personal choice and personal freedom then Mitt and his fellow REPUBLICANS is your vote...There is no middle-of -the-road,not in heaven,not in hell...JMO


[link to Catching] Pigs

There was a chemistry professor in a large college
that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one
young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and
stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been
shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
regime.
then the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a
strange
question. He asked:
"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke.
"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods
and putting corn on the ground.
The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."
"When they are used to coming every day,
you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to
coming."
"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again
and you put up another side of the fence."
"They get used to that and start to eat again.
You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up
with a gate in the last side."
"The pigs, which are used to the free corn,
start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again."
"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom."
"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn."
"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage
in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor
that is exactly what he sees happening in America .

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism
and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs
such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,
payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.
While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:
1. There is no such thing as a free lunch and
2. you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper
than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America ,
you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life,
then you will probably delete this email.
But God help you when the gate slams shut!

---------------------
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
militia
 Quoting: making bacon 1243271


Still trying to separate the people through political sides I see.

There is only one side, and it does not reside in a political party to any degree, The Constitution.

All political parties are FUBAR light, or FUBAR heavy.
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
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 Quoting: making bacon 1243271


Still trying to separate the people through political sides I see.

There is only one side, and it does not reside in a political party to any degree, The Constitution.

All political parties are FUBAR light, or FUBAR heavy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082644


I counter with this.

If you don't STAND for something, you will fall for anything. Just as we see happening in the black community that has allowed the Government to destroy it with their social experiment. Which one.

The one that says, we will help you, but you can't have a man in the house. You can have all the kids you want, but you can't discipline them.. On and on it goes.
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As long as those damn birds vote Democratic nuttin is gonna happen to them. In fact the more the merrier.



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As long as those damn birds vote Democratic nuttin is gonna happen to them. In fact the more the merrier.



yoda
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bird brains, geeze, go figure.. lol
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Wake up my friend, be the one person who makes the difference!!!! 1 [link to youtu.be]
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love the sign
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"Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"


"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground.

The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."

"When they are used to coming every day,you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming."

"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence."
"They get used to that and start to eat again.

You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up
with a gate in the last side."

"The pigs, which are used to the free corn,
start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again."
"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom."

"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.

Soon they go back to eating the free corn."

"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."


that is exactly what is happening in America .

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism
and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.

While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:
1. There is no such thing as a free lunch and
2. you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper
than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America ,
you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably delete this email.

But God help you when the gate slams shut!

---------------------
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
Ronald Regan
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fascist spam shill pork by-product
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Someone sent this to me and was going to post it but it looks like others have before...

THIS NEEDS TO BE READ BY EVERYONE!!
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PLEASE PIN!
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