I'm a class 4 narcissistic man hating whore.

I have no regard for your feelings and am not college educated.

I often employ emotional manipulation techniques to get what I want from others.

I don't believe in God, in fact I'm working dilligently to kill the concept.

I'm unemployed and live in my friends basement.

My dog is scared of me and my cat is just lucky it still has it's tail.

I was recrited by a coven of witches to participate in satanic ceremonies but after a brief skin reaction to their metal chastity belts (a dress requirement of all members) it was found I was not fit to stir their cauldron.