Fitting circles into squares. You just cant do it yet you do.
Humor and the joy of like you forget or just ignore it all together.
Stupidity! arguing about the rapture and all such terms and expressions that titillate the human ego:)
Dont get me going :)

Who cares what the book of Gipsy Kings says.
So chapter 37:27 says: "twas the night before Christmas that the hen gathered her chicks at twilight" LOL

Eh! stop being so pseudo pious, it doesn't work you know.
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The important thing is to live out the gospel.
Arguing about matters that have or not have been pieced together correctly is not so important. Yet many of you stake your religion on it, oh! I'm sorry should I have substituted the word faith in the place of the word religion?

Arguing about minor doctrines is not about faith, as much you coyly would like to believe it is.
Want to impress God? This isn't the way to do it. He's not impressed with your verbal joustings, not impressed at all.
Your impressing no one! But your vain ego. Yeah keep blowing up your ego, the bubble bursts eventually.

Matthew 23:12 New Living Translation
But those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.

And as Gipsy Kings 32:31 says: " ..dance with me.. " KJV :)